Male -- Any creature with a dick and a rampaging lust.

Mamo-Slam -- Titty fucking. Where you lay your pork sword between her breasts, fuck them and then boogie all over her face.

Man -- One who craves sex.

Manhood -- The urge to fuck anything with a hole.

Mare -- A female horse. An incredibly beautiful creature and also a good lay. D likes to probe a mare's pussy with his sex silo, grasping her big rump in his arms when he grunts and shoots his load. D's future woman for she's the only one who will fuck him.

Masturbation -- What people like Jason and Tod do constantly in public. Tod's total sex-life (other than male animals and starring in gay porno flics). PP likes to watch women do this, sawing their hands between their legs, inserting fingers, hot juices running... Synonyms: flogging your log; bopping the baloney; choking the chicken; beating off; beating the meat; playing with yourself; fondling your fuck-stick; massaging your muscle; waxing your salami; flubing your tube; jacking off; jerking off; poker stroking; pulling your pud; auto-desemeniza-tion; rubbing your rod; polishing your knob; pummeling the pony; yanking your yo-yo; bouncing your boner; waving the wand; baton twirling; self-indulgence; tossing-off; tilting your luv-wheel; scathing your scud missile; rod womping; fondle your fonzie; squeegee your squiggy; manual rhythmic auto-deseminiza-tion undulation of your peep; squeezing one off; spanking your monkey; rubbing your Rubic; a hands-on experience; adjusting your set; batting practice; being your own best friend; changing your oil; cooking some sheet-meat; dishonorable discharge; doing some rapid one-arm pull-ups; fathering some pleasure; firing your squirt-gun; fyst-kabobbing; ironing some wrinkles; junior-olympic pole-vaulting; launching the hand-shuttle; measuring for condoms; pud-wrestling; punching your way into heaven; ruffing-up the suspect; speed-kneading; spreading the mayo; squeezing the tooth-paste; staff meating; throttle the bottle; tugging your tapioca tube; walking the log; white-water wristing; bungee-pumping; man-to-hand relationship;  hand-to-gland combat; buttering the corn;  galloping the antelope;  slapping the clown;  squirting the silly-string; burping the Berber;  cocking the shotgun;  meat-kneading;  meat-tenderizing; waxing a cucumber;  one-eyed worm wrangling; serpent-stretching;  ironing the python; making home-made peen-ya coladas;  

Mexican Fiesta -- It just sounds funny.

Mid-Nut Express -- A long, late-night freight train that delivers its cargo of pearly, viscous fluids to the fallopian tubes.

Mike Boyle Stroke -- An innovative technique of masturbation. A knuckle-baller; a light knuckler;

Monkey Spunk -- Well?

Montage Barrage -- The beatific bead beautification of a woman's face by multiple men with Bahl-slamic ball batter.

More! -- What PP constantly is begged for from assorted women after having jettisoned their fondant deeply inside their pussy. To which PP usually replies, "Yo! Get me a beer first, bitch!"

Mouth -- The part of a woman's face which is best used to suck on cock, then catch a steaming load or to munch on pussy, being totally useless for anything else.

Mud Flaps -- A fag's ballz.

Murphy Mart -- A vagina that sees a great amount of commerce.

Muscle of Masculinity -- A male protuberance. A towering pillar to pulchritudinocity. A glorifying edifice to the wonders of fucking. A resplendent monument to busting a nut.

My Penis -- An overwhelming, advancing force that crushes or seems to crush everything in its path:  a juggernaut.