Canine Coitus -- What you call the act of fucking man's best friend. It's kinda popular since so many people have dogs and they are just the right size to please men and women both.

Can Opener-- A dick...  What you use to open a cunt's ass.

Chicken Fystor -- Choking yer own.

Chimp Jizz -- Kinda defines itself.

Chisel Dick -- A person with a pointed prick.

Choking Chickerz -- B's term for jacking-off.

Chocolate Mineshaft -- A.K.A. Gaping asshole.

Chocolate Percosolation-sicle -- A guy's shit-ridden dick after he has anally-fucked an animal's asshole.

Chocolate Popsicle -- Either a finger, or penis covered with shit after it's vigorously pumped in and out of a woman's or animal's anus.

Chocolate Popsicle-cell Ballemia – The injection of spooge inside an ass that causes the mutation of blood cells in the scrotum.

Chocolate Pop-Throttle -- Take a guess. It'll be as good as anything we could think of.

Chocolate Sockitt -- Stationary position of your dick inside an asshole -- being plugged in.

Chocolate Vice -- A super-tight bumhole.

Claptrap -- A whore's pussy.

Clit -- See Tod

Clitoral Climax -- An orgasm attained by the stimulation of the clitoris.

Clitoris -- The protrusion of sensitive flesh from a woman's crotch that they piss from.

Cock -- 1. A rooster; 2. Tod; 3. A penis.

Cock Pit -- A woman's warm, moist pussy.

Cock Roach -- Crabs.

Cock Sock -- A rubber.

Cock Sucker -- 1. A person who sucks cock; 2. What you call a person that you really hate; 3. Jason.

Cock Throbbin' -- A heaving male sex organ after spurting-out a creamy, but hot, steaming gelatinous load.

Colon Collisions -- 1. Mixing foods like spicy Mexican and a ton of beer. 2. A load of spermicelli splashing against a turd inside someone's ass.

Colonic Compression -- The building pressure of a bodacious fart.

Coming -- A really fun experience. Synonyms: busting a nut; blowing your load; flushing your fuck-stick; hosing; voiding your nutz; blowing a wad;

Condom -- Something that you put on your throbbing, turgid erection for one of the following reasons: 1. To prevent your prematurely becoming a daddy; 2. To keep you from catching something that you can't get rid of. 3. To deprive you of any sensations upon your shaft; so that while she's gnawing at the pillows, you're fucking up a storm just to say that you had fun, also. Synonyms: dick helmet; wet suit; Coney-island white fish; rubber; wrap; cock sock; French tickler; French purse; bathing cap; prophylactic; balloon; scum bag; baggie; no fun; sheath; Saran wrap; gift wrap; corn-in-wear (for when your in her corn-hole); orgasm-inhibitor; latex tuxedo; catcher's mitt; fez; zoot suit; sausage casing; pug rug;  

Condom-Mint -- An after-blowjob breath refresher.

Copulation de Mamas -- Where you place your penis between a woman's breasts and fuck the shit out of them. (No, it's not fucking someone's mother. (Though that's fun also, the bitch's more experienced)) Synonyms: Titty fucking.

Corn Flakes -- Dried cum on skin.

Corn-Hole -- A woman's asshole that is so tight, it could husk corn on the cob if forcefully inserted.

Corral Snake -- The Stallion's flaming beaver cleaver.

Cow -- A passive sexual partner.

Cow Boi -- A fag who rump-frumps bulls.

Cow Poke -- One who bangs bovines. Ex: Queen Pasiphae, Billy Ray Cyrus, etc...

Cow Lick -- A bull lapping at Sharon's pastrami flaps.

Crack Shot -- Glowing white nut funkings precisely aimed to seal the closing aperture of a mud donut after your hot rod has slipped from between her silken butt-ocks.

Crack Staff -- My peep.

Crème de Doberman -- Same as the following definition, but only from a Doberman.

Crème de Equine -- An alcoholic distillation of horse-jizm (69 Proof).

Crème de Menthe -- Jooth frum thum yung guyth.

Cross-Fire -- The simultaneous splatter of more than one load of white-hot fuck-launch fondant on a cunt's face, as they try to obtain the goal of her awaiting mouth.

Cum -- A white, gel-like fluid that spurts forth from the penis. (See Testicular Tapioca for related Synonyms.)

Cum Again? -- What is only to be expected from women (again and again) while they are currently being wrathfully subjected to the ultimate and divine cack of PP.

Cum Bathing -- The act of a guy letting his wad fly through the air to splash on the skin of a woman and she then bathes with it -- Rubber Ducky is Optional.

Cum Connoisseur -- A lady who has consumed so much jizz that (after taking a sip from a champagne glass) could say something like "Ah, yes. This particular load cums from a Dalmatian, perhaps three years old. It was obtained by hand, by a young blond virgin who speaks French and has an intense interest in animal husbandry, and bingo."

Cum Dumpster – Duh. A woman.

Cum Quaffer -- A woman who relishes the flavor of cum so much, that when she drinks a big, frothing cup of it, she spills a good portion of it upon the bare skin of her tits.

Cum Receptacle -- A woman (just kidding -- not!). Any orifice in a woman, animal or household appliance.

Cum Sucker -- A woman who continually continues to suck every drop of warm and sweet semen out of an already discharged penis.

Cum Swiller -- A female who drinks cum with abandon.

Cunnilingual -- A person who speaks the language of cunts.

Cunnilingus -- Oral stimulation of a pussy.

Cunt -- 1. What you call a bitch that you really can not stand; 2. A wonderful orifice used expressly for fucking; 3. Women in general;

Cunts -- Plural of cunt.