Salami Wax -- A lubricous coating that you apply to your dick so you won't get any brush burns when jacking-off.

San Francisco Sandwich -- A woman spread between several guys with all of her orifices engulfing their pecks; a glandwich; a semen sauna;

Sappho -- Historic poetess of the isle of Lesbos. She made wonderful poetry between her girlfriend's legs. Need we say more?

Scoob Tube Lube -- Doggy cum.

Screw -- To fuck.

Scrotal Twitch -- Nut Heavings.

Scrotal Walk -- Think about it. If you get a definition, be sure to let us know.

Scrotal Zits -- Well? Its mutherfucking acne on yer sack, you stupid cock-sucker!

Scrotum -- The pouch which contains your nutz.

Scum-Plug -- An I.U.D.

Seismic Flatulence -- A fart so violent that it registers on the Richter scale.

Self-indulgence -- The integration between one's genitals and their hands or fingers.

Severe Tongue Flogging -- The adept oral administrations of a woman.

Sex -- The wonderful, love-filled joining between a male and a female in which they decide to create a child, and then just proceed to fuck their brains out (though with Sharon's choice of bed-partners, her child wouldn't be fully human).

Sex Addict -- PP.

Sexist -- What PP is.

Sexual Contortionist -- A woman who is so enthusiastic about having sex, that she wriggles and writhes, raising her hips for your every thrust and generally enjoys it. Even the most frigid of women becum sexual Contortionists when PP fucks them.

Sexual Intercourse -- A woman sucks a man's dick. He then slips it up her quim and fucks the shit out of her.

Sexual Relations -- The sexual Union between two people. (No, not between family members.)

Sexual Smorgasbord -- Meaning a plethora of sexual variety.

Sexual Union -- The Country where sex is predominates.

Sexual Yoga -- 1. The art of wrapping one's legs behind their neck and licking their genital-area; 2. Playing XXX twister.

Sfpinxter -- B-ese for anus.

Sharon -- A woman who is constantly pushing-back the frontiers of sex. Her first lay (not the one to take her virginity, that was her girlfriend, Jennifer with a strap-on dildo) was her German Shepherd. She then progressed to vegetables, household appliances, phallic-shaped objects, all male animals and then finally men by the time she was eighteen.

Sheep -- A conduit for sexually frustrated men.

Shere Genius -- Percosolation Products in general.

Shit -- Fecal matter.

Shit-Pit -- The inside of a cornhole.

Side-Saddle -- How Sharon first sat on The Stallion's saddle horn. (Hopping up and down, of course for better sensations.)

Skeet-O-Rama -- A faggular festivity where they stand around, jerking off to see who can skeet the most into a cup... Cheers!

Skull and Crossbones -- A woman (face-upturned) with two (or more) lines of cum criss-crossing her face in an 'X'.

Slime Ministor -- The one who leads my being.

Slimy Dick -- An erection covered with a slimy coating of fuck-Ooze after it's been pulled out of a pussy. Either that or a cock coated with pre-cum or an animal's penis covered with lubricating fluids.

Smeltches -- The funky liquid described in the act of smelltching.

Smell-tching -- A woman sniffing her lez-friend's pussy before having a trailer of fizz trail-out into her open mouth.

SnagglePussy -- A cunt that you cannot insert your shining shaft into for various obtrusions: class rings, wire coat hangers, used rubbers, screw drivers, bottle caps, blackjacks, bear traps...

Spank-Bank -- The quintessential collection of pornographic images from the Internet, for the legitimate purpose of surfing one-handedly.

Sphinctorial Ooze -- (or Sphincter Ooze) Bead of cum seeping out of the anus.

Sphinctorial Sludge -- Diarrhea.

Squack-squatch, the Abominable -- Any fat cunt's beaver.

Stallion, The -- One of Sharon's many sexual partners. A sexual pioneer.

Strap-On -- A dildo which is secured to a belt, so that a woman can fasten it about her pelvis in order to mimic a man so that she can fuck another lesbian woman. (Kinda fucking cool, ain't it?)

Strap-on-A-Thon -- A contest where women Strap-on a dildo and fuck each other until they cannot lube anymore. Sharon and Jenny usually win this contest.

Stud -- (Webster) A male animal, especially a Stallion kept for breeding purposes. (PP) 1. A male who is either extremely well-hung or is a sexual guru; 2. The Stallion; 3. PP.

Stud Horse -- 1. The epitome of studliness; 2. Having a really large dick; 3. A guy who is able to bring about mind-numbing orgasms in women; 4. The Stallion; 5. PP.

Stud Muffin -- A person who is not quite a stud horse.

Striped Dick -- The dick of a zebra.

Stroke till'ya smoke -- Masturbation till the point of spontaneous cumbustion.

Suck -- 1. To use one's mouth to stimulate sex organs; 2. What feels so good on your shwanz; 3. What life does.

Sun Kist Fruit Phallus -- Any phallic fruit. I.E. Bananas, pears, etc.

Surf 'n turf -- Fondanting a chick's thatch with your nut musk.