Face Glazing -- Having a woman grind her pussy against your face repeatedly as your tongue lashes out, flicking across her clitoris and labia, subsequently getting her rocks off, covering your face with her hot, sticky lube.

Facial Squat -- Having a cunt perched right above your mouth.

Fag -- A faggot.

Faggot -- A guy who has his priorities fucked up. These are really disgusting people. Sam Kinnison said it best, "How can any guy look at another's hairy ass and find love?" -- A bat boi; weenie chewer; fuck stick flogger; Tod; poker smoker; rear-admiral; frig-a-queer general; field marshal; vice-boi (Tod); chode smoker; Bugle-Boi; Cabin Boi; Cabana Boi; rod gobbler (thanx J.G.); cum gurgler; Chode Yodeler; Pillow-Biter; nut hustler; la-Z-boi; Zagnut; interior decorator; interior peckorator; bitch; chickenhawke; poof; art teacher; liberal; cabin boi;  Dutch boi; cock-jockey;

Faggular -- Descriptive word used to pertain to faggots in general.

Faggy -- Adj. Used like faggular.

Fart -- A gaseous outburst from your bumhole.

Feltch – The art of extruding chode blowings from a bodily orifice. Generally with the mouth.

Fellatio -- A really fun thing where a woman happily sucks upon a male's penis. It is hopeful that she is familiar with this art-form; that she knows how to use her tongue and not to let her teeth scrape, also she shouldn't have braces or she'll mangle your prick. Synonyms: blow-job; head; oral sex; sword swallowing; tonsil hockey; bobbing the knob; playing the skin flute; fluting; spit shining; deep throat; gun gulping; cock sucking (no, not blowing roosters); sucking cock; sucking dick; true love; smoking the chode; lubricating the launch-sausage; salivating the scummi wurm; glistening the wildebeast;

Female -- A wonderful creature. She has a pussy and breasts a mouth and long hair. The dominant features are the pussy and breasts and all of that other fun stuff. Or just the pussy, for that's all that really matters in life. PP doesn't know if it even matters if the said female is human or not. Matter of fact that might even be more important because you don't have to put up with constant chattering, nag-nag-nagging and don't have to lend an animal your fucking credit card.

Female Condom -- A garbage bag; a scumbag; a catcher's mitt;

Fondantage -- Fuck launch expelled by a Titan Scum Conduit

Fondue a la Fuck -- Semen.

Foot-Long Sausage -- The dicks of PP.

Four-Legged Lover -- Any animal of either sex that is physically fuckable.

Fornication -- Any unlawful sex act. Awwww!

Firmament -- Any stiff turbo steak ready to be jammed-in. Not like a limp noodle, called a softament.

Freezer-Queen -- A stupid cunt who just lies there, not responding, while you plow a furrow between her legs.

Frootee Pebbelz -- Brown fecal minutiae swimming in a sea of milk of fagnesia.

Frooter -- One who frootz.

Froot Loop -- A fag's asshole.

Froth -- A foaming white seminal fluid.

Frottage -- The act of one getting one's rocks off by rubbing their genital-area against the body of another person.

Fuck -- (-ed) Where you've really been screwed; (-ER) 1. A person who fucks; 2. A term of derisiveness; (-ing) What men and women like to do for entertainment, it being one hell of a lot of fun. Synonyms: screw; lay; hump; poke; coitus; copulate; mate; breed; pump; bed; rut; service; cover; couple; join; sexual intercourse; jump; bang; bonk; boink; bop; hose; drill; dancing the mattress waltz; nail; spike; bouncy-bouncy; hide the salami; dipping; getting mud for your turtle; checking her oil; mud packing; dipping your wick; soak it in cider; taking the plunge; cleaning her pipes; (she's) riding the pony; stiffing; sowing wild oats; rolling in the hay; diddling; doing it; making bacon; true love; plunging; swiving; laying pipe; inking my quill pen; whammy; dorking; plow; cleaning the clam; nut the bitch; snogging; shagging; on her back sack; making the beast with two backs; riding the pretty pony; Starsky in Hutch;

Fucko -- Todd

Fuck-Crusted Bitch-Slap -- After you are done fucking your whore in the jamhole, you pull it out and swiftly and sharply slap her on the face (localizing around her mouth) with your mizzenmast so she can taste the proceeds of your teaching her a lesson..

Fuck Droppings -- The combination of spunk and lube dripping out of a woman's pussy when she's walking about after having sex.

Fuck Fest -- A merry festivity in where any type of fucking goes. Though whenever this happens to PP, there is no faggular type shit, though lesbian activities are encouraged. Usually, in these things there are various barnyard animals engaged in lusty-fun-type thingamajigs with the human participants.

Fuck-Ooze -- Vaginal lubricants mixed with jizz.

Fuck Sandwich, A -- (Also, Heaven) Two women, one laying on top of the other between her legs, their pussies pressing against each other's (this happens all the time with PP) and a guy walks up between their legs and fucks them both, switching back and forth as he chooses.

Fuck-sicle – Crème-filled, frozen delight. Doubles as a cracker-jack dildo.

Fudge Packing -- Anal sex where the recipient hasn't taken a shit before hand. AKA, packed fudge.

Full Facial -- Where your flurry of cum catches her fully in the face.

Full Scrot -- The epitome, busting all yer nut.

Fystor -- One who fysts!

Fystor Blystor -- Chaffing aggravated sores on your knockwurst caused by excessive excitement from yer fyst.