Gang-Bang -- Where one woman attempts to solely deplete many men of all their liquid lava -- Sloppy seconds, dude!

Gang-Bang Facial -- Where a woman is caught in the cross-fire from several guys and has hot cum oozing over her face like Hershey's syrup over ice-cream.

Gaping Asshole - An asshole that has been butt-fucked so many times that if you had a flashlight, you could look right up it.

Gay Porno -- Tod's other job and personal passion.

Gay Team, The -- Tod and his dick.

Gemstone Polisher -- A hot cunt's mouth when she steam-cleans yer gemstonz. Tod.

Gene Juice -- Cum, Semen, Sperm, etc.

Genetic Fuck-Up -- A person who is so fucked-up that the reason can only be the fault of his parents taking acid.

Genital-Area -- (For guys) The wonderful place between a woman's legs. (For women) The place of eternal enjoyment between a male's legs or it's a woman's pubic region.

German Shepherd -- A dog that is large enough to sexually gratify a woman's wonderfully perverted lust. Also he was Sharon's first introductory trek into the forbidden (butt fun) pleasures of Bestialism.

Girl -- A young woman. Also can be a woman younger than you who is relatively lacking in sexual experience or still retains her virginity (but not for long, heh, heh!).

Giving Head -- The art of a woman using her mouth and throat to bring about an orgasm in a man, woman or animal.

Gladiator -- A faggot who is into abuse and leather.

Glands -- What PP thinks with.

Glans -- The knob-like end of an erection.

Glenoid -- A woman who's pussy isn't deep at all.

Gonadulator, The -- A device that holds each of your nutz and vibrates them like a paint shaking device in a hardware store.

Greasy Cucumber, The -- A lesbian bar.

Grecian Formula -- A closely guarded recipe for the perfect anal-lube. It's been handed down from Greek father to Greek son over hundreds of generations, and, as close as we can determine (from the analysis of a pilfered sample) it contains: lard, olive oil, really bad wine (use Mad Dog 20/20, Thunderbird, ouzzo, or Ripple works splendidly) and the Spanish Fly.

Greek Platter -- Steamed horse cock (sheathe, scrotum and testicles) served hot and erect with creme de equine (from this horse's cock) sauce.

Grind -- The motion that a woman makes when straddling your saddle-horn. Sort of moving her pelvis back and forth very slowly, grinding her pussy against your belly.

Grip Factor -- The degree of tightness of a mouth, cunt, or asshole upon your staid erection.

Guy-Wand Blo -- The inherent talent of the spectacular testicular ambuscade by males of all stripe.

Gyroscopic Jack-Off -- An experience that you must try at least once in your life. What it is, is a woman giving you a hand-job while you ride a sit-in-spin.