Habitual Masturbation Percosolation -- The undeniable compulsion to masturbate a male animal.

Har-Core -- The pathetically violent, but sexually deviate music of PP.

Heavy-Handed -- Where someone jacks-off so hard and fervently that it hurts to piss for an hour and suffers from third-degree brush-burns.

Heavy Petting -- The fondling and kissing which make-up foreplay to get her sexually excited and in the mood to do it.

Homo-Genesis -- The birth of a fagg.

Homoglobin -- The aids infested cum of a fag's bloodstream.

Homologue -- A fag's ax. Their always willing to bury the hatchet in their boyfriend's ass.

Homology -- The pointless and fruitless (or is it fruit-full? (All I know is that fruit belongs in there somewhere.)) study of fags.

Homo-Percosolation -- Fucking an animal of the same sex as you are. Like Tod butt-fucking The Stallion. Or vice versa.

Homo-Phone -- 1-900-BOI-SCRU; 1-900-BOI-NUTZ; 1-900-ASS-FUCK; 1-900-KUM-CHUG; 1-900-BOB-KNOB; 1-900-DOE-NUTT; 1-900-NUT-N-ASS; 1-900-SUCK-DIK; 1-900-BLOW-MEE; 1-900-RIM-JOBB; 1-900-NUT-LICE; 1-900-SORE-ASS; 1-900-FROOTER; 1-900-CUM-BATH; 1-900-SLURPEE; 1-900-RUNI-BUM; 1-900-ASS-HAIR; 1-900-NUTT-SUK; 1-900-FUCKD-UP; 1-900-FLAKING; 1-900-JERK-OFF; 1-900-FYSTORZ; 1-900-BOI-CHOW; 1-900-MY-SEMEN; 1-900-CHOW-CUM; 1-900-CUM-CIKL; 1-900-BLOW-POP; 1-900-BOI-COIL; 1-900-KUM-KOIL; 1-900-REAM-MEE; 1-900-BTT-PLUG; 1-900-MUD-FLAP; 1-900-QUEERIO; 1-900-GET-AIDS; 1-900-LMP-WRST; 1-900-CHOADER; 1-900-FUDJ-PAK; 1-900-YR-QUEER; 1-900-BOI-LOVE; 1-900-BUM-RUSH; 1-900-EAT-TURD; 1-900-KUM-TUNG; 1-900-WITE-HOT; 1-900-TITE-BOI; 1-900-CHKN-HWK; 1-900-SCROTER; 1-900-WITE-OUT; 1-900-HEMROID; 1-900-BUT-SORE; 1-900-BUTT-PUS; 1-900-SEEPAGE; 1-900-BUT-OOZE; 1-900-BOLOGNA; 1-900-ALL-BEEF; 1-900-HOT-PORK; 1-900-SFINCTR; 1-900-FUCK-MEN; 1-900-FUCK-OFF; 1-900-RAPE-MEN; 1-900-NUT-BOYZ; 1-900-HOT-ROPE; 1-900-WET-ROPE; 1-900-CHOKE-IT; 1-900-VAS-LEEN; 1-900-JRK-U-OFF; 1-900-LUV-PUMP; 1-900-TUNG-ITT; 1-900-EAT-DICK; 1-900-LCKY-BOI; 1-900-HRSY-HWY; 1-900-FG-O-RAMA; 1-900-SPREAD-M; 1-900-SLURPEE; 1-900-FONDANT; 1-900-NUT-PUKE; 1-900-NO-LOOB; 1-900-ENGORGE; 1-900-LUCE-ASS; 1-900-KUM-FAR 1-900-LIC-DIKK; 1-900-BRN-RING; 1-900-LA-BAMBA; 1-900-LAY-THER; 1-900-KNUCKLR; 1-900-ASS-RIDR; 1-900-LANCE-ME; 1-900-RAMM-ITT; 1-900-DK-KABOB; 1-900-FELTCHR;

Homo Percosolation -- The cool act (according to Tod) of butt-fucking a male animal or the giving of head to it. Just imagine, lift a stallion's tail, slide your stiff, greased peep up under it and into his ass and fuck him till 'ya nut in his butt..... Kinda cool, ain't it?.... Or you hold his erection in his hand and give it a tongue-massage, coating it with your saliva until he nuts.

Homorrhage -- A faggy tantrum. A daisy in a tizzy. A chemical reaction in a fag's brain when the drapes don't match the carpet.

Homophiliac -- A person whom loves craves fags.

Homorrhoids -- Aching sores on the bumhole caused by constantly being chafed by a dick fucking the ass.

Horse -- The perfect sexual being.

Horse-Apple Sauce -- What is made while a man butt-fucks a horse and expels his sake within. It's the horse's shit mixed with human cum.

Horse Cum -- One of Sharon's staple [stable] foods.

Horse Humping -- Where a stallion rears back and lunges forward with one motion, mounting the mare he is about to service. Then his penis becums erect and shoots forth several feet into the mare. (I imagine as it's surging forward it bounces off of each of her inner thighs as it's directed towards her pleasure center...) Anyway, he then inches up closer, penetrating the mare deeply until his hips encompass her rump. Then he begins with long, deep thrusts and the pace gradually increases until he is huffing and puffing like mad and finally buries his fuck stick deeply within the mare and shoots forth his liquid enamel... Or, it's a human humping a horse.

Horse-Milking -- The action of Sharon's hand clutched tightly around The Stallion's slimy pink dick and milking that spectacular muscle for its creamy juices.

Horse Whip -- What Sharon uses to top her pudding in a desert cup.

Hoss -- Shawon's pronunciation of the word "horse" whilst talking 'round a steaming, foaming, oozing, sleazing, load of liquid equine amorae eel ooze.

Hot Beef Injection -- A massive erection. Use its cum for a healthy complexion.

Hot Cum -- A liquid that explodes violently forth from an erection when the thus said erection has been stimulated beyond all endurance. It is usually hot, white and creamy; a lot of girls think it tastes good.

Hot Penile Tank -- A set of ballz that are filled to the point of bursting with cum.

Hot Shot -- A hot load of cum that hits a girl right in the face.