Labia -- (Latin) The lip-like protrusions around a woman's pussy orifice that wrap around your penis and aid in the milking of your penis for its cum.

L.A.P. (Launch Absorption Pad) -- The genital sponge: a slop mop,

Lap Dog -- Sharon's canine that's into Cunnilingus.

La-Z-Boi -- The passive partner during fag sex.

Legs -- The part of a woman that looks good when their spread apart. They also feel good when your hips slap up against the backside of them when you're pile-driving the bitch.

Lesbian -- A woman who occasionally (or permanently) seeks sexual gratification from other women. PP is a firm advocate of this sexuality... Very firm.

Lesbian Activities -- What PP likes to watch women engage in.

Lez-O-Fest -- Sharon and Jenny agitating each other with various latex toys.

Lip Callous -- A thick pad of skin formed on the lips caused by the aggravation and chaffing of having a dick pass repeatedly between thus said lips. Tod has a collection.

Lips -- The part of a woman that is usually wasted by constantly flapping as they constantly gibber. A more useful endeavor would be to have them moist and wet, wrapped around your width as she bobs her head up and down the length of your cock!

Lip Service -- What PP likes to lie back and enjoy from a woman, it being something that feels good and shuts them the fuck up for a while!!

Listless -- What a woman is after having therapeutic sex with either PP or The Stallion or Cob.

Love -- An emotion which in D's experience, causes more pain than joy in the long run. See lust.

Lover -- 1. A person used for sexual gratification; 2. One who loves.

Lube -- Any liquid which facilitates fucking. Whip cream, baby oil, a woman's vaginal lube.

Lust -- What women are awfully good at relieving -- PP's sole motivation.