Survey Says...
| Poll 1: Pick your poison | ||
|---|---|---|
| Poison | Votes | Percentage |
| Coffee | 221 | 26.98% |
| Tea | 109 | 13.30% |
| Me | 235 | 28.69% |
| Whatever granny has in her eggnog | 254 | 31.01% |
| total respondents: | 819 | |
| Poll 2:What's your preference? | ||
|---|---|---|
| Preference | Votes | Percentage |
| The girl/boy next door | 98 | 16.58% |
| The bad girl/boy | 150 | 25.38% |
| The one with the nice personality | 110 | 18.61% |
| Doesn't matter as long as they're rich! | 73 | 12.35% |
| 1-900-IMHORNY | 160 | 27.07% |
| total respondents: | 591 | |
| Poll 3: The question has been popped! | ||
|---|---|---|
| (State name), will you take Rick to be your lawfully wedded husband to love, comfort, honour, respect and obey? | ||
| Response | Votes | Percentage |
| Yes. | 38 | 21.11% |
| No. | 17 | 9.44% |
| What are you smoking? | 36 | 20.00 |
| Only if my nubile friends Tiffany and Missy can join me. | 17 | 9.44% |
| Sorry, I'm a guy. I'm tempted though... | 14 | 7.77% |
| Obey? Get back in your cave, ape boy! | 58 | 32.22% |
| total respondents: | 180 | |
