If Only Life was This Easy

If Only Life Were This Easy
I would look like a Happy Duck Too

* If you messed up your life, you could press "Ctrl, Alt, Delete"
and start all over!

* To get your daily exercise, just click on "run";
If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.

* Hit "any key" to continue life when ready.

* To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.

* To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.

* To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.

* If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.

* When you lose your car keys, click on find.

* "Help" with the chores is just a click away.

* Auto insurance wouldn't be necessary.
You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.

* And, we could click on "SEND NOW"
and a Pizza would be on it's way!

Nicknames (twisted) PLAYBOYS MEANIES
Funny Features GOLDIGGERS Himbos & Bimbos
You Henpecked? Marriage (past) PLAYGIRLS
JOSIE Few Fab Jokes One Fab Joke
Fairweather Friends MEN and COFFEE An Irish Pig
The Bitter Half Weigh Yourself WACKY SITES
WARNING If Life Was Rum & Coke
Sad Sacks Women's Birthdays Vincent VanGogh
Optimists Safe Fax Missing Work
Taliband on the run Hillary

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