A GUIDE TO SAFE FAX
Q. Do I have to be married to have fax?
A. Although married people fax quite often, there are many single people who fax complete strangers everyday.
Q.My parents say they never had fax when they were young and were only allowed to write memos to each other, until they were 21. How old do you think someone should be before thay can fax?
A. Faxing can be performed at any age, once you learn the correct procedures.
Q. If I fax something to myself, will I go blind?
A. Certainly not, as far as we can see.
Q. There is a place on our street where you can go to pay for fax, is this illegal?
A. Yes many people have no other outlet for their fax drives, and must pay a "professional" when their need to fax becomes to greed.
Q. Should a cover always be used before faxing?
A. Unless you are really sure of the one you are faxing, a cover should be used to insure safe fax.
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My friend KIWI'S MUM sent me this joke.
I can swear this joke was written about me
A young brunette goes into the doctor's office and says that her body
hurts wherever she touches it.
"Impossible," says the doctor. "Show me."
She takes her finger and pushes her elbow and screams in agony.
She
pushes her knee and screams, pushes her ankle and screams.
Everywhere
she touches makes her scream.
The doctor says, "You're not really a brunette, are you?"
She says "No, I'm really a blonde".
"I thought so," he says. "You have a broken finger."
