Absolutely Hilarious, but Oh! so TRUE
1. They were married for better or for worse.
He couldn't have done better and she could'nt have done worse.
2. It must have been Love At First Sight.
If she had taken a second look, she'd have turned and run.
3. He's made her so nervous she's losing weight,
but she won't leave him, She's waiting till he gets her down to 125 lbs.
4. The only reason why she's had nine children by him is,
that she's trying to LOSE him in a crowd.
5. He was her IDEAL before marriage - now he's an ORDEAL.
6. The doctor says she needs sea air,
so he's fanning her with a MACKEREL.
7. He used to call her his cute little dish, now he calls her his cute little 'DISHWASHER'.
8. He NEEDED a wife because sooner or later.
something was bound to happen that he couldn't blame on the government.
9. When she asks him for clothes money, he tells her,
to go to the best shops and pick some nice things - but don't get caught.
10. He hasn't paid any attention to her in years,
but he'll shoot any man who does.
11. Once a cyclone ripped their roof off and whirled them
a half mile through the air. It was the first time in years they were out together.
12. He's the perfect gentleman, When she drops something,
he KICKS it to where she can pick it up easier.
By L. Safian.
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