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K ids' P age***LASAGNA! LASAGNA!
Lasagna! Lasagna!
You're really cheesy,
I love you, Lasagna,
I can't get weezy.
You're better than best.
And you're yummy and meaty.
Lasagna! Lasagna!
Oh, real, real hot and heaty.
Jorge - Age 8
I'D NEVER EAT MUSTARD!
I'd never eat mustard because
I cannot stand the smell;
I'd rather nibble a television,
Or paper, or a bell.
I would eat a gnat
I would eat a ball,
I might even eat a bat,
But mustard?
No! Not at all.
Jorge - Age 8
THUNDER AND RAIN
Nothing to do, nothing to say OCEAN
The Ocean breeze
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Just laying at home
On this rainy day
No school, no work
Not even a little homework
Just looking at rain
While the drops
Drop
At the bottom
Of my window frame
Can't stand the boredom
Of this day
I just can't stand
This horrible display
Rain or thunder
That's what I wonder?
First comes rain
Then comes thunder
Something so easy
So why do I wonder?
Or maybe its thunder...
Then rain
Is this so dificult
To explain
I think IŽll just
Blame the rain
Or is it
The thunder
I have to blame
Thunder
Or rain
It seems
Like just
A word game
Marion - Age 11
Tickles the trees,
But with a wave splash
All the people dash,
Ocean is blue
So people have a clue.
I like the Ocean
It shines so bright,
Not only at day
But even at night
The Ocean goes very far
But I have my lucky star,
Danika
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WHAT A MESS MY ROOM IS!
What a mess my room is!
I can barely see the floor!
My little sister Lauren...
Can barely shut the door!
Dishes lie upon the floor
Clothes lie on our beds
The cat lies on our pillows
Where do we lay our heads?
I wonder what's under this mess
CRACK!
What was that?
It must of been...
My grandmother's bat
Hair brush hanging here
A stocking over there
OH! NO! I think I lost...
My faviorte underware
Rose - Age 12
MY DAD
Computer lover MELT DOWN I used to be a snowman THINGS ABOUT YOUR NOSE
The sense of smell MY KID PLACE
Welcome to my place SCOOTER
I'm out of school, Making Money
Lemonade...only five cents a glass
FOOD
If you like fish
Don't forget to KID
Kid kid A Stupid Nurse
I once heard a splendid verse, Spaghetti
Spaghetti tonight, Building A Snowman
Snow is something you will need My House
My cousins came to my house Sisters
Sisters Father
Working hard Moms
Bossy little creatures A Dog
Oh my A Snow Man I am a chubby snow man Chocolate Chocolate, chocolate Saturday Morning Cartoons
I woke up at 8 The Sun
The sun is hot The Storm
The peaceful waves swung up so high. My Parents
Years end in months
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Fancys my Mother
Lazy Dad
Quite mad
Eats his tea
Cuddles me
Goes to work
Comes back in dirt
Goes to car boot sales
Stamps on snails
Loves fishing
Likes sitting
Hates girly things
Would like to fly away with wings
Drinks tea
Likes me
Come on its my DAD
Megan - Age 8
Now my carrot nose is gone
I lay here in a puddle
Upon this green, green lawn
Sometimes I wish
It was winter again
So kids could rebuild me
All over once more
Altough I am a puddle
I can be useful at times
To grow flowers over and over
But it's not easy as collecting dimes
Rose - Age 12
Is quite doubtless
With irresistable smells
That are frightless
The small nose
On your tiny face
May be quite comical
Or in perfect place
Some things in your nose
Can be quite gruesome
And on your clothes
So, with the power of a bean
And a piece of gold
Keep your nose
Oh! crystal clean
So your nose
Doesn't sprout mold
Michael
You can make a funny face
No grown-ups here
Do not fear
This is my land
Part of it is on sand
Use your imagination
And you can go on a vacation
So step right up
You can bring your pup
Every kid
Is a fimiliar face
In my place
Sam - Age 11
I'm heading to the pool,
I'm having fun
In the sun
On my scooter,
I don't want to run
Over my dog Cooter
So,I hop off my scooter,
I take home Cooter,
Then I have more fun
In the sun
Nicole - Age 8
Cool a customer at last
How about a car wash
Only a buck or two
WOW! Washing a whole car...
Drying will just have to do
Hey! What a great idea...
I'll have a Yard Sale
But if I sell my yard
Do you think my parents could tell
Um...next...hey necklaces
Yeah necklaces
How this NECKLACES
FROM THE MISTRESSES...
Nevermind that...
I'll have a bake sale
I can bake a cake
or 2 or 3 or 4
Hold up...
What if they want more?
Can you say "CAKE GALORE"
Man! I'm all out of ideas.
Wait a minute
I got it
A true seller
An allowence.
There's a way to make an easy dollar!
Jessica P. - Age 11
Ask the waiter
To serve it to you
On a dish
If you like steak
Don't eat it with cake
You pay your fees
For cheese
You're my dude
If you like food
Don't let meat
Near my feet
If you're dairy
Don't let your food get hairy
If you're a veggie
Don't eat octupus
Which are leggy
If you're vegan
Do't eat any of these
Specially cheese
Ingrid - Age 8
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Big kid
Little kid
Young old middle kid
Nice mean idol kid
Last of all
Best of all...
A graduated kid
LilSofballKid - Age 9
About a stupid nurse,
When patients were scarce,
She let loose the bears,
And everything always got worse!
Nikki
Oh! What a fright.
Spaghetti on my shirt,
Oops! I got some on my skirt.
Spaghetti on the floor,
Look! There's even some on the door.
Please Mom, don't make any more!
Ellen P. - Age 8
A hat
A scarf
You need to have
Coal for eyes
Carrot for nose
Sticks for arms
Button for clothes
You need coal for the mouth
And that is last
That's what you need
To build a snowman
Llizzy
I told them I got a mouse.
So I wasn't in a great mood
I did'nt want them to take my food.
So they went to the attic
To see the secret room.
Then they saw the mouse,
I told them I had one in my house
So they went downstairs with a shout
After they went I said, "GET OUT!!!!!"
Danielle Hayes - Age 9
Sisters
Always geting blisters.
But sisters can actualy be a lot sweeter.
But they are quite the eaters.
Sometimes
But times they can be mean
Melobet
Eating
Loving
Sweet
Cute
Nice
Parent
Victoria-Jane - Age 11
That make you do your beds
How they make you wash the dishes
And make you go to bed
They stop you from watching TV
They make you do your homework everyday
How they make you eat vegetables every May
How they yell if you get a really bad grade
You love them they love you
No matter what you do.
ColomboAmericana
A dog
I have never seen
A dog so big and hairy
And
Druly too
Oh!
Such a big dog
For a little girl
Like me
Oh my
VRules
I have a carrot nose
Along comes a bunny
And what do you suppose?
That hungry little bunny
Looking for his lunch
Eats the snow man's carrot nose
NIBBLE,NIBBLE,CRUNCH!!!!!!
Kassie - Age 8
What a big treat
It is much much better
Than old smelly meat,
Chocolate chocolate
Plain milk or white
I'd rather have chocolate
Than a pint of milk.
It is not all that good for you
But who really cares???
It tastes so nice
So what's a few pounds??
Too much might make you sick
But you'll do it again,
Because chocolate chocolate
Is such a big big treat.
Alexis Overend
My dad left for Jiffy Lube
I looked toward the shelf
But where's the tube?
I asked my mom
But she didn't care
She's way too busy
Highlighting her hair
I asked my brother
But he's a fool
He's busy with a report
That's late for school
I ate some breakfast
It was real cold
By the time i find it
I will be so-o old
I look to the curb
Thank God not there
I wonder where it is
It's time for Pooh Bear
I look in the living room
What have I found
Wow! There it is!
Lying on the ground
I plug it in
Dust it off with a smock
What? it's over!
Oh no! 12 o' clock!
Sweetiepie
Like a worlds pot
It makes me warm
Into a storm
But never can go away
I feel so lonely
In the storm below me
I scream
I want my mommy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
M. Poro
While whispering a tender lullaby.
Then suddenly, CLASH!
There was lightning and a flash!
Thunder was near,
The waves were full of fear.
Underwater animals scatter.
A storm is coming, no matter!
The sun went down.
The moon thought he'd drown
On his way to the midnight blue sky
As seagulls rapidly dashed by.
Before the waves knew it, the sun rose,
And the storm froze.
The peaceful waves swung up so high,
While whispering a tender lullaby.
by Cassi S
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Months end in weeks
Weeks end in days
Days end in hours
Hours end in mins
Mins end in seconds
But my love for my
Parents will never end
Siddhangana - Age 11
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