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"Slow Sonny Boy"
My sonny boy,
Slow sonny boy,
Is so, so slow.
He's Slower than a tortoise
When the strongest wind blows.
He's slower than a snail.
He's slower than a slug.
He's slower than a centipede
Crawling under a rug.
He's slower than
A lazy, lazy, sleepy, sleepy sloth.
He's slower than a caterpillar
Changing to a moth.
He's slower than a mole
Digging a footlong hole.
He's slower than a single hand
Pulling two tons of sand.
My sonny boy eats slower than
A spider spins a web.
My sonny boy runs slower than
A toddler in a crib.
Walks slower than a worm-
Talks slower than a germ-
Drinks Kool-Aid slower than
A hard hat man building a berm.
He's slower than a rat
That's running from an "old" tom cat.
He's slower than the mouths of
Three young girls having a chat.
He's slower than a cooked fish
Escaping a dinner dish.
He's slower than I can open my mouth
To make a wish.
My sonny boy,
Slow sonny boy,
Is just so, so, so slow.
When will he become faster?
Oh, I just don't know!
(c)1999
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"Talk, Talk, Talk"
My sonny boy
My sonny boy
Can talk, talk, talk
He talk, talk, talks my ear off
When we walk, walk, walk
At dinner time
When he sits down
He talks more than he eats
At bedtime
He keeps talking as he sleeps between his sheets
His mouth is like
An eight day clock
All that he hears
He has to mock
He'll talk in the bathroom
While he's brushing his teeth
He'll talk in the classroom
While making a Christmas wreath
He'll talk through the morning
He'll talk through the night
He'll talk when he can see you
And when you're out of his sight
He talks in the library
Even through story time
He talks in the store
When the cashier says,
"One more dime"
He talks at the theatre
Or at any other show
He talks when I say,
"No talking,
Sonny Boy.
NO, NO, NO!"
I never met a kid
Who could talk so much
About this and that
And so and so
And such and such
Sometimes when he comes around
I cover up my ears
So he won't talk my head right off
And make it disappear!!
(c)1999
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