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Can any kid really be as slow as this one?

Slow Kid Poem by R. Renee Bembry

"Slow Sonny Boy"

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School Bus Trip Poem


This kid really had problems
when it was time to take a trip!




Alien Baby Poem


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My sonny boy,
Slow sonny boy,
Is so, so slow.
He's Slower than a tortoise
When the strongest wind blows.
He's slower than a snail.
He's slower than a slug.
He's slower than a centipede
Crawling under a rug.


He's slower than
A lazy, lazy, sleepy, sleepy sloth.
He's slower than a caterpillar
Changing to a moth.
He's slower than a mole
Digging a footlong hole.
He's slower than a single hand
Pulling two tons of sand.


My sonny boy eats slower than
A spider spins a web.
My sonny boy runs slower than
A toddler in a crib.
Walks slower than a worm-
Talks slower than a germ-
Drinks Kool-Aid slower than
A hard hat man building a berm.


He's slower than a rat
That's running from an "old" tom cat.
He's slower than the mouths of
Three young girls having a chat.
He's slower than a cooked fish
Escaping a dinner dish.
He's slower than I can open my mouth
To make a wish.


My sonny boy,
Slow sonny boy,
Is just so, so, so slow.
When will he become faster?
Oh, I just don't know!

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Brother Shark!!
What makes this boy turn into a shark?

"A Family's Hands"
Does your family have hands like this one?

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"Talk, Talk, Talk!"
Does this kid ever stop talking?!
Poem about kid who talks all the time...

"My Computer"
Four-year-old takes over the computer!!

"Alien Baby"
Strange birth of an alien baby!!

"School Bus Trip"
Will Sid be able to go on the field trip with his class?

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Sweat Poem


Sometimes we sweat when we play.
This boy really sweats a lot!




My Shoes Poem


What happened to a girl's shoes?
They're still brand new!
Why can't she find them?



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