My sonny boy,
Slow sonny boy,
Is so, so slow.
He's Slower than a tortoise
When the strongest wind blows.
He's slower than a snail.
He's slower than a slug.
He's slower than a centipede
Crawling under a rug.
He's slower than
A lazy, lazy, sleepy, sleepy sloth.
He's slower than a caterpillar
Changing to a moth.
He's slower than a mole
Digging a footlong hole.
He's slower than a single hand
Pulling two tons of sand.
My sonny boy eats slower than
A spider spins a web.
My sonny boy runs slower than
A toddler in a crib.
Walks slower than a worm-
Talks slower than a germ-
Drinks Kool-Aid slower than
A hard hat man building a berm.
He's slower than a rat
That's running from an "old" tom cat.
He's slower than the mouths of
Three young girls having a chat.
He's slower than a cooked fish
Escaping a dinner dish.
He's slower than I can open my mouth
To make a wish.
My sonny boy,
Slow sonny boy,
Is just so, so, so slow.
When will he become faster?
Oh, I just don't know!
(c)1999
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