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Brojo and Sismi Waded in the pool Swimming like two Baby fish in a school Their arms were like fins and Their legs were like tails Flipping and flapping Their way like boat sails "Don't splash me," said Sismi "Stop splashing my face You're splashing the water All over the place." Just then their father Jumped into the water Making a big splash like A whale in the sea "Aaggh!" screamed Sismi "Aaggh! Aaggh! Daddy! Aaggh! Daddy! How could you do that to me!?" Brojo started laughing And growling and such But not just a little bit He snickered much Sismi got so angry that She picked him up Then spun him around 'Til he barked like a pup She tossed him over where The water was deep He sunk right down All the way to fifteen feet When he came back up He could no longer bark Somehow he had turned Into a great big shark His teeth were so big Oh! As big as can be And he was headed Straight toward Sismi Sismi started swimming – Fast as she could go But compared to Brojo – She was swimming slow He caught up to her and Opened his mouth wide Sismi was surprised at What she saw inside Crayfish and catfish And lobsters and snails Came spewing out Quickly Sis fetched a pail She filled it with lobster and Crayfish and crabs Polka dot butterfly fish Clowns with bands At last she called out The word "Alicazoy!!" Then Brojo turned back From a shark to a boy They ran quickly to take The catch to their mom Daddy called out "Wait for me! Let me have some!!" © 2002 "MyStoriesAndPoems.com" Learn to Write Poems Get Free Critiques @ Silly Mommy's Other Website "MyStoriesAndPoems.com" "Children's Books" "Slow Sonny Boy" Read about this slowpoke kid. Are you as slo-ow as he is? "A Family's Hands" Does your family have hands like this one? Family Shopping Center Gifts for the Entire Family Questions And Answers About This Web Site SWEAT!! Silly Tongue Twisters Want to learn how to write poems like those found on this site? Visit MyStoriesAndPoems.com and Silly Mommy will teach you how. "Kids Page" Click here to read poems by 8-year-old. Write and submit one of your own!! Thanks for visiting!

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