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Could this kid ever run out of things to say?

Talking Kid Poem by R. Renee Bembry

"Talk, Talk, Talk!"

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School Bus Trip Poem


This kid really had problems
when it was time to take a trip!




Alien Baby Poem


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My sonny boy
My sonny boy
Can talk, talk, talk
He talk, talk, talks my ear off
When we walk, walk, walk
At dinner time
When he sits down
He talks more than he eats
At bedtime
He keeps talking as he sleeps between his sheets


His mouth is like
An eight day clock
All that he hears
He has to mock


He'll talk in the bathroom
While he's brushing his teeth
He'll talk in the classroom
While making a Christmas wreath
He'll talk through the morning
He'll talk through the night
He'll talk when he can see you
And when you're out of his sight


He talks in the library
Even through story time
He talks in the store
When the cashier says,
"One more dime"
He talks at the theatre
Or at any other show
He talks when I say,
"No talking,
Sonny Boy.
NO, NO, NO!"


I never met a kid
Who could talk so much
About this and that
And so and so
And such and such
Sometimes when he comes around
I cover up my ears
So he won't talk my head right off
And make it disappear!!

(c)1999

Brother Shark!!
What makes this boy turn into a shark?

"A Family's Hands"
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Strange birth of an alien baby!!

"Slow Sonny Boy"
Can a kid really do everything this slow?!
Poem about kid being slow all the time...

"My Computer"
Four-year-old takes over the computer!!

"Alien Baby"
Strange birth of an alien baby!!

"School Bus Trip"
Will Sid be able to go on the field trip with his class?

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Sweat Poem


Sometimes we sweat when we play.
This boy really sweats a lot!




My Shoes Poem


What happened to a girl's shoes?
They're still brand new!
Why can't she find them?



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