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This page is being updated for those who want to find a good quote to place in a Life Scroll (Profile). None of these quotes belong to the editor of this page. All songs and poems will contain the name of the author and title of the song/poem, giving all credit due.
If I have misquoted something, please inform me and I shall accredit the proper owner of the statement.

Random Quotes are merely those thought too funny by someone to keep to themselves. We welcome any quotes you might like to add to this page.

Xx ShadowMancer:  In Goth terms she'd be a Sukkubus.
Cynariess:  Oh you mean a vacuum with nipples
Xx ShadowMancer:  ::laughs:: You are too much.

Mavathon:  My mind is like a potato field.

Scar the X:  I never lie or cheat!
(anyone who knows him will find this amusing)

Cynariess:  Et tu Barbie?

Xx Shadowmancer:  She looks like a demented Barbie doll..
Cynariess:  Heh yeah, body by Nautilis, brain by Matel.

LordofDaemons:  A swordsman does not fear death if he dies with honor.
Cynariess:   Then hes an idiot.

Xx Shadowmancer:  My Lord, her profile is full of mistakes and contradictions.
Cynariess:  Yes, but I am the unintelligent one
Xx Shadowmancer:  She is a moron.
Cynariess:   Not completely, she has lucid moments when she is merely stupid.

Anonymous Quotes

Anonymous quotes are marked as such, of course, because they have no true author that is known.
(When I get enough quotes here, I will organize these in some type of haphazard order. So if you have any you want to see here, write me, and I'll give you credit for it.)

1. Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

2. We are born naked, wet, and hungry. Then things get worse.

3. Never test the depth of the water with both feet.

4. It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

5. If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

6. Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups.

7. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.

8. Never ask a barber if he thinks you need a haircut.

9. Good judgment comes from bad experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it in half and put it back in your pocket.

11. Timing has an awful lot to do with the outcome of a raindance.

12. Duct tape is like the force, it has a Light side and a Dark side and it holds the Universe together.

13. Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

14. There are two theories to arguing with women. Neither one works.

15. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

16. Diplomacy is the art of saying "good doggie" while looking for a bigger stick.

17. Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

18. Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.

19. If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

20. The problem with reality is a lack of background music.

21. This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation.

22. Where am I going? And why am I in this HANDBASKET?

23. Never moon a werewolf.

24. Sure, it's going to kill a lot of people, but they may be dying of something else anyway.

25. He who laughs last has not yet heard the bad news.

26. The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.

27. I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.

28. I think, therefore I'm single.

29. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.

30. I feel that there is an angel inside me whom I am constantly shocking.

31. I have an irrational fear of hornets. They can fly and I can't, and that's just not fair...

32. I'm extraordinarily patient, provided I get my own way in the end.

33. The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they'll be when you kill them.

34. Something tells me that I shouldn't date until the world makes sense again.

35. If you love something, turn it loose. If it doesn't come back, hunt it down and kill it.

36. I myself have never been able to find out what precisely feminism is; I only know that people call me a feminist whenever I express sentiments that differentiate me from a doormat.

37. This calls for a particularly subtle blend of psychology and extreme violence.

38. If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?

39. The two most common things in the Universe are hydrogen, and stupidity.

40. It doesn't matter if you win or lose.. until you lose.

41. A dyslexic agnostic doesn't believe in Dog.

42. I'm definitely, positively, maybe indecisive.

43. Thankyou for not annoying me more than you do.

44. Everyone is entitled to my opinion.

45. Three things happen when you get old. First your memory goes, then... um... um...

46. Cheerios are donut seeds (^.^)


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All songs added here will include the name of the artist and title of the song, giving all credit due.
(LOL - I have a fettish for clipping lyrics from good songs.. so this section will probably fill up the quickest.)

)*- Ain't found a way to kill me yet,
    Eyes burn with sting and sweat -
    Seems every path leads me to nowhere.

Alice in Chains

)*- Ever know that what you fear is what you find?

(Greedy Fly)

)*- Hear you said you would love to try some..
   Hear you said you would love to die some.
   In the middle of a world on a fishhook,
   You're the wave, you're the wave, you're the wave.


)*- Can you take me higher,
   to a place where blind men see?
   Can you take me higher,
   to a place with golden streets..


)*- We may rise and fall,
   But in the end, we'll meet our fate together.


)*- Trust I seek, and I find in you
   Every day for us something new
   Open mind for a different view..
   And nothing else matters.

   Never opened myself this way
   Life is ours, we live it our way.
   Oh these words I don't just say..
   And nothing else matters.

(Nothing Else Matters)

)*- I can't remember anything;
   Can't tell if this is true or dream.
   Deep down inside I feel to scream -
   this terrible silence stops me.


)*- I will walk with my hands bound,
   I will walk with my face blood,
   I will walk with my shadow flag..
   into your Garden of Stone.

Pearl Jam
(Garden of Stone)

)*- So you think you can tell
   Heaven from Hell,
   Blue skies from pain..
   Can you tell a green field
   from a cold steel rail?
   A smile for a veil?
   Do you think you can tell.
   Did they get you to trade
   your heroes for ghosts?
   hot ashes for trees;
   hot air for a cool breeze..
   Cold comfort for change.
   Did you exchange
   a walk-on part in the Wall,
   for a lead roll in a cage?

Pink Floyd
(Wish You Were Here)

)*- Oh, life.. It's bigger -
Well it's bigger than you,
and you are not me.

(Losing My Religion)

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All poems added here will include the name of the poet and title of the poem, giving all credit due.

)*- Given in Marriage unto Thee Oh thou Celestial Host-
Bride of the Father and the Son
Bride of the Holy Ghost.

Other Betrothal shall dissolve -
Wedlock of Will, decay -
Only the Keeper of this Ring
Conquer Mortality.
(I used this once for a Seraph Angel I played)

Emily Dickinson

)*- Those stars that stare their stare at me;
   Are those the staring stars I see?
   Or only lights.. not meant for me?


)*- Caesar's spirit, raging for revenge,
   with Ate by his side, come hot from hell,
   Shall in these confines, with a monarch's voice,
   Cry 'Havoc!' and let slip the dogs of War..

William Shakespear
(Julius Caesar)

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(This section will be any kind of proverbs - from the actual Book of Proverbs to Chinese proverbs, etc. If you have any you'd like to see here, send them to (V)ars.)

)*- Above all else, guard your heart,
For it is the wellspring of life.
(Prov. 4:23)

)*- What the wicked dreads will overtake him;
What the righteous desire will be granted.
(Prov. 10:24)

)*- Hope deferred makes the heart sick,
but a longing fulfilled is a tree of life.
(Prov. 13:12)

)*- A soft answer turns away wrath,
but harsh words stir up anger.
The tongue of the wise speaks knowledge aright,
but the mouth of the fool gushes folly.
(Prov. 15:1-2)

)*- Losers never compete. Winners cross the finish line. Champions forget they're in a race.

)*- Hell lies not in torture. Hell lies in an empty heart.

)*- Chaos often breeds life, when order breeds habit.
(Henry Brook Adams)

)*- I have something more to do than feel.
(Charles Lamb - after the death of his mother)

)*- If you're born to be hanged, then you'll never be drowned.

)*- Dis aliter visum.
The gods thought otherwise.

)*- It takes patience to appreciate domestic bliss; volatile spirits prefer unhappiness.
(George Santayana)

)*- My name is Detah: the last best friend am I.
(Robert Southey)

)*- My basic principle is that you don't make decisions because they're easy; you don't make them because they're cheap; you don't make them because they're popular. You make them because they're right.

)*- Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness that most frightens us.

)*- A sharp knife cuts the quickest and hurts the least.
(Katherine Hepburn)

)*- Non omnis moriar.
I shall not altogether die.

)*- There's no art to find the mind's construction in the face.

)*- Never explain. Your friends do not need it, and your enemies will not believe you anyway.
(Elbert Hubbard)

)*- Everybody is ignorant, only on different subjects.
(Will Rogers)

)*- Be not afraid of going slowly. Be only afraid of standing still.
(Chinese proverb)

)*- Love is the only thing you can't have until you give it away.

)*- Of all the animals, Man is the only one that lies.
(Mark Twain)

)*- The imagination of man's heart is evil from his youth.

)*- Fiat justitia et pereat mundus.
Let justice be done, though the world perish.
(Ferdinand I)

)*- Beware of the man who does not return your blow: he neither forgives you nor allows you to forgive yourself.
(George Bernard Shaw)

)*- Rebellion to tyrants is obedience to God.
(John Bradshaw)

)*- Titles are shadow, crowns are empty things,
The good of subjects is the end of kings.
(Daniel Defoe)

)*- For justice, though she's painted blind,
is to the weaker side inclined.
(Samuel Butler)

)*- He makes no friend who never makes a foe.
(Alfred, Lord Tennyson)

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