HBO and Cinemax
schedule for this month, 2008

A disenfranchised noblewoman tries to swindle a powerful cardinal and Marie Antoinette in order to reclaim her birthright. Hilary Swank. (AC,BN,V) R-1:58.

Join Alabama and her two sultry friends as they seek treasure on a secluded island in this sexy film. Legend tells of a precious amulet on a secret island where red skeletons kill passionate couples who find the rare artifact. Alabama is set to score the special jewelry with the help of her gal pals, who pack a lot more than just bravery in their bikinis. With Nikki Nova, Katie James, Cheyenne Silver, Aria Giovanni and Sunny Leone. Directed by Harold Blueberry (Busty Cops 2). TVMA (AC,AL,MV,N,SC)

The two species of extraterrestrial beasties bring their war to Earth! Picking up where the first “AVP” left off, an alienpredator mutant lands in a remote town with breeding on its brain. With blood-thirsty offspring popping up all over town and a particularly nasty predator trying to kill them off, a small group of human survivors run for their lives amid the battle. Steven Pasquale, Reiko Aylesworth.(AC,AL,V) R-1:34.

The stories of ten soldiers who survived near-fatal wounds while in Iraq. Widescreen. (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-:57.

Cameron Crowe’s tale of a young writer’s road trip with an upand- coming band. Billy Crudup, Frances McDormand, Kate Hudson. (AC,AL,BN) R- 2:03.

Alvin! Simon! Theodore! The classic cartoon chipmunks are back in this tuneful holiday tale about their big break. It’s the Christmas season, but down-and-out songwriter Dave Seville’s greatest gift is his discovery of three talented chipmunks who can harmonize. Jason Lee stars. (MV) PG-1:31.

A dead firefighting pilot returns from heaven to look after the airman who replaced him in Steven Spielberg’s remake of A Guy Named Joe. Richard Dreyfuss, Holly Hunter, John Goodman, Audrey Hepburn. (AC,AL) PG13-2:02

A persistent Englishman strives to end slavery in Great Britain in this drama. Ioan Gruffudd stars. (AC,AL) PG- 1:58.

Denzel Washington and Russell Crowe are electrifying as a resourceful druglord and the determined cop who vows to put him away in this special extended version of the hit film. Set in the late ’60s and early ’70s, the film follows soft-spoken gangster Frank Lucas and his ingenius rise to the top of the New York City drug trade. His nemesis: an honest, but disliked lawman named Richie Roberts who makes it his sole mission to bring Lucas and the corruption around him down. Chiwetel Ejiofor, Cuba Gooding Jr., Josh Brolin, Ted Levine, Armand Assante, John Ortiz, John Hawkes and RZA co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) TVMA-2:56. MAX Dec.6,7,8,10,19,30

A youth builds up his power as a prominent leader in the East L.A. drug gangs while doing time in prison. (AC,AL, RP,V) R-2:06.

Jailbird Eddie Murphy and Detective Nick Nolte are forced to reteam when a shadowy drug king frames the cop and puts a contract on the con. (AL, GV,N) R-1:35.

Four generations of the Lair men embark on a sentimental journey after they are reunited. Christopher Walken, Josh Lucas, Michael Caine. (AL,MV, N,SC) R-1:23.

Wesley Snipes stars as a covert secret agent who must use his martial-arts skills and Buddhist beliefs to stop a threat against the U.N. (AC,AL,V) R- 1:57.

Many people have dreamed of rocketing into space, but for Charles Farmer, it’s a dream that he’s determined to turn into a his own backyard. Billy Bob Thornton stars as the gutsy Texas rancher who constructs a rocket in his barn with plans for an orbit around the earth. But can he even get the ship off the ground with federal agents and a press crush descending on him and his family? Virginia Madsen, Bruce Dern and Tim Blake Nelson co-star in this inspiring drama. Directed by Michael Polish; written by Mark Polish and Michael Polish. (AC,AL) PG-1:44.

A lie tragically changes the lives of three people in this searing adaptation of Ian McEwan’s bestseller. James McAvoy, Keira Knightley. (AC,AL, BN,V) R-2:03.

An unforgettable look inside the U.S. Army’s premier medical facility in Iraq. Directed by 11-time Emmy®-winner Jon Alpert. Widescreen. (AC,AL,GV,N) TVMA/V,S,L-1:04

Government agents implant a petty thief with a tracking device to help them find a cunning criminal and millions in stolen gold. Jamie Foxx, David Morse. (AC,AL,V) R- 1:59.

Prepare your paddle for battle—this is ping-pong as it was meant to be played! Spoofing martial arts films, this comedy finds once-great Randy Daytona (Dan Fogler) dusting off his table-tennis skills to infiltrate an illegal ping-pong and martial arts tournament being held by the devious Feng (Christopher Walken) — the villain responsible for the death of Randy’s father. George Lopez, Maggie Q, Thomas Lennon and Robert Patrick costar in this “cheerfully ridiculous chopsocky walk on the dark side of table tennis” (The Hollywood Reporter). Directed by Robert Ben Garant; screenplay by Garant and Thomas Lennon. (AL,MV) PG13-1:30.

Batman battles The Penguin and Catwoman. Michael Keaton, Michelle Pfeiffer, Danny DeVito star. (AL,V) PG13-2:06.

A mother seeks a suitor for her sweet, but perpetually single daughter in this romantic comedy. Diane Keaton, Mandy Moore. (AC,AL,BN) PG13- 1:41.

The devil offers a hapless geek seven wishes in exchange for his soul. Brendan Fraser, Elizabeth Hurley. (AC,AL, MV) PG13-1:33.

A bumblebee leaves the hive for a jaunt in the human world in this animated comedy. Jerry Seinfeld is the voice of Barry B. Benson, a bee who is discontented with committing to a life of honey-making servitude. Sneaking out with a swarm of “pollen jocks,” Barry discovers an amazing new world—and even a possible human love interest—until he learns about man’s consumption of honey and decides to fight court! With the voice of Renée Zellweger. Directed by Simon J. Smith and Steve Hickner; written by Jerry Seinfeld and Spike Feresten & Barry Marder & Andy Robin. (MV) PG-1:31.

Munich’s notorious Oktoberfest is the setting for an underground drinking competition in this raucous comedy. Jay Chandrasekhar, Kevin Heffernan. (AC,GL,N) R-1:52.

Luscious visitors from a lesbian planet arrive on Earth to find premium males for breeding in this erotic satire. From the producers of Playmate Of The Apes(AC,AL,N) TVMA/S,L-1:15.

A protected witness goes on the lam with his ex-girlfriend to avoid the vengeful head of a drug ring in this comedy. Mel Gibson, Goldie Hawn. (AC,AL, V) PG13-1:50.

African American leaders pose for a series of highly personal video and audio portraits. Widescreen. (AC,AL) TV14/L,D-1:32.

Praised by Variety as "the triple axel of comedy," this hilarious blockbuster takes a razor-sharp skewer to the world of competitive figure skating. Will Ferrell and Jon Heder star as rink legends whose rivalry culminates in a fight that gets them banned from the sport. Three years later, the screwball duo finds a loophole that can get them back into competition: pairs skating. It looks like their way back to the top...if their opposing styles and wildly flamboyant personalities don't send them crashing to the ice first! Will Arnett, Amy Poehler, William Fichtner, Jenna Fischer and Craig T. Nelson co-star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:33.

A rare diamond sets off a violent hunt amid war in Sierra Leone. Leonardo DiCaprio, Djimon Hounsou. (AL, GV) R-2:23.

Soul-singing brothers John Belushi and Dan Aykroyd tear up Chicago trying to reunite their band for a holy mission in this comedy. (AC,AL) R-2:13.

Hit comedy with Sacha Baron Cohen. Borat comes to America...and America may never be the same. Sacha stars as his Da Ali G Show character Borat Sagdiyev, a TV journalist from Kazakhstan. Dispatched to America along with his hefty producer, Borat proves his amazing ability to offend everyone he meets, including guests at a dining club, the audience at a Texas rodeo, veteran feminists in New York and many more. (AC,AL,MV,N) R-1:24.

Tony Curtis (father of Halloween's Jamie Lee Curtis) is the sex maniac who terrorized Boston in the ’60s in this 1968 classic. Henry Fonda (V) R-1:56.

“A pounding, pulsating thriller that provides an almost constant adrenaline surge for nearly two hours” (Variety). The third installment in the “Bourne” series brings the story of rogue CIA agent Jason Bourne (Matt Damon) and his search for his true identity full circle. As he gets closer and closer to uncovering his forgotten past as part of a black ops team, the alwayslethal Bourne outwits the agency at every turn. But to them he is nothing more than a very dangerous loose string...and one that they plan to tie off permanently. Julia Stiles, David Strathairn and Scott Glenn co-star. (AC, AL,V) PG13-1:55

Paul Williams takes on Verno Phillips in a junior middleweight fight; plus, Chris Arreola vs. Travis Walker. TVPG-2:12. HBO Nov.30

It’s the ’90s, but the Bradys are stuck in the ’70s in this spoof that has those zany kids trying to raise money to save their house. (AC,AL) PG13-1:28.

“Spellbinding” (Roger Ebert). Jodie Foster delivers one of her most riveting performances in this dark thriller about a talk-radio host who turns vigilante. Shattered by a brutal assault, Erica Bain (Foster) tries to put the pieces of her life back together. But it’s not until she guns down a crook in self-defense that she finally discovers an outlet for her rage—and a need to feed her appetite for revenge. Terrence Howard, Naveen Andrews, Nicky Katt and Mary Steenburgen co-star. Directed by Neil Jordan; screenplay by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor and Cynthia Mort, story by Roderick Taylor & Bruce A. Taylor. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-2:03.

FBI agent Robert Hanssen was a devoted man of God and family. But he had a dark side: selling top secret information to the Russians. Based on the shocking true events of 2001, this absorbing drama chronicles a two-month period in which a young FBI worker went to work for Hanssen—and found himself unraveling the worst security breach in U.S. history. Chris Cooper is superb as Hanssen; Ryan Phillippe co-stars as the agent-in-training who breaks the case open. With Laura Linney, Dennis Haysbert, Caroline Dhavernas, Gary Cole and Kathleen Quinlan. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:50.

Civil Rights Finally Moves From the Streets to the Gridiron. On September 12, 1970, the fully integrated USC football team soundly defeated the all-white Alabama Crimson Tide--and landed a deathblow to a shameful era in American history. HBO Sports presents this documentary that chronicles the integration of college football in the South, focusing on the Civil Rights movement of the 1960s and its profound effect on the racial status quo of college athletics. The film tells the stories of some of those who helped achieve equality on the field, looks at the impact of segregation on black high-school stars, and culminates with the USC Alabama game. (AC) TVPG-:57. PREMIERES TUESDAY, DECEMBER 16 @ 10pm HBO Dec.16,18,20,21,22,24,25,28,30

Ang Lee’s Oscar®- winning drama drama that chronicles the forbidden love shared by two cowboys. Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal star. (AC, AL) R-2:14.

A trip to Thailand turns into a nightmare when two girls are caught with drugs and sentenced to prison. Claire Danes, Kate Beckinsale. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:41.

Jack Nicholson and Morgan Freeman set out to accomplish a list of things to do before they kick in this engaging comedy. Meeting as roommates in the hospital where they are being treated for cancer, the polar opposites--Nicholson’s a filthy-rich tycoon, Freeman’s a working stiff--find common ground in their desire to go out with no regrets. Their solution? A wild road trip that takes them all around the world to see all the things they’ve never seen—and do all the things they’ve never done! Sean Hayes and Rob Morrow co-star. (AC,AL) PG13-1:37. HBO Dec.20,21,23,27,28,31

A valley girl discovers her destiny lies in killing vampires in this horror/comedy. Kristy Swanson, Luke Perry, Paul Reubens, Donald Sutherland. (AL,V) PG13-1:25.

BUSTY COPS 2: More Cops, Bigger Busts!
The Busty Cops are back on a wild romp to catch a robber in this salacious sequel. When a hold-up occurs while two guards are caught in an intimate position, the beautifully buxom officers are placed on the case. As the pair seduces their way through a range of suspects, they seek out a sexy, elusive woman who is high on their most-wanted list! With Nikki Nova, Katie James, Hannah Harper, Aimee Sweet and Glori-Anne Gilbert. Directed by Harold Blueberry (Alabama Jones And The Busty Crusade). (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:19.

Problems in her private life prompt a gorgeous cop to join an undercover operation that leads her into a seamy underworld of sex in this erotic thriller. Starring Dee, Randy Spears, Monique Alexander and Lisa Ann. Directed by Geoff MacTanish (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-1:39.

Jim Carrey plays a cable installer who gets his wires crossed for his new ‘friend’ Matthew Broderick in this twisted comedy. Jack Black. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:36. HBO Nov.3,9,12,18,24,29

Robert De Niro breathes new life into the role of a homicidal ex-con who is out for revenge in Martin Scorsese’s scary remake. With Nick Nolte. (AC,AL,GV) R-2:07.

They were known as the Cat Dancers, a team of animal trainers who became one of the world's first exotic tiger entertainment acts. This film reveals the mysterious story of this iconic trio: Ron Holiday, his co-star and wife, Joy Holiday, and their lover/fellow performer, Chuck Lizza. Performing and living together, the team became one of the first “big-cat” acts until tragedy shattered their lives. Widescreen (AC,AL,BN,MV) TV14/V,S,L,D-1:15. HBO Dec.15,19,23,29

HBO presents this tasty Cathouse special taped on location with the girls at Nevada’s premier legal brothel. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/ S,L-:30. HBO Nov.28

Keanu Reeves stars as a scientist who runs for his life after he is falsely accused of murder and sabotage. Morgan Freeman, Rachel Weisz. (AL,V) PG13-1:47. HBO Nov.27

He was a hard-partying Texas congressman whose socialite girlfriend inspired him to help Afghan freedom fighters. Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts star in this fact-based tale about “Good Time Charlie” Wilson and how he brought his crazy plan—-providing weapons to the Afghans against their Russian invaders—-to fruition. Philip Seymour Hoffman is a renegade CIA agent who helps the duo. (AC,AL,BN) R-1:42. HBO Nov.30

The sensational update starring Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore and Lucy Liu as a trio of sexy, butt-kicking crime fighters. Bill Murray. (AC,AL,V) PG13- 1:38.MAX Nov.30

Chucky the demon doll returns to terrorize a young boy again in this terrifying horror sequel. Alex Vincent, Jenny Agutter, Gerrit Graham. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:24.

Ultra-evil devil doll Chucky is back to pile up the body count as he hunts young Andy and his pals in military school. Justin Whalin, Perrey Reeves. (AC, AL,GV) R-1:30. MAX Nov.29

In a dangerous and infertile future, a man helps transport a pregnant girl to safety. Clive Owen, Julianne Moore, Michael Caine. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R- 1:49. MAX Nov.22

HBO’s hit comedy/music/talk series hosted by Chris Rock.
31: Spike Lee/D’Angelo (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:33. HBO Nov.22
32: Allen Iverson/Red Hot Chili Peppers (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27. HBO Nov.29

Erotic series that follows a group of sexcrazed college students. Widescreen.
08: Educating Larry (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX Nov.28
09: Splitsville (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Nov.24
10: Forget to Remember (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:31. MAX Nov.28
11: Bachelor Party (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:32. MAX Nov.21
12: Cold Feet (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:29. MAX Nov.14
13: I Do, Do I (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:34. MAX Nov.24

A compilation of episodes from Season Two of this erotic series set at a college. Widescreen. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:29. MAX Nov.18

A floundering football coach seeks a final shot at success in this comedy that spoofs sports films. David Koechner. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28. HBO Nov.28

Eddie Murphy stars in this hit comedy as a pampered African prince who comes to New York City seeking a woman to be his queen. (AL,N) R-1:57. MAX Nov.21

Arnold Schwarzenegger is the popular comicbook hero who battles evil and performs herculean feats of strength and bravery. (GV,N) R-2:06.

Sweet and funny comedy about a family from the planet Remulak trying to fit in after losing their spaceship on Earth. Dan Aykroyd, in "a great comic performance" (New York Post), plays Conehead family patriarch Beldar. Jane Curtin is his wife, Prymaat. With Michael McKean as an overzealous immigration official who suspects them of being "illegal aliens." With Loraine Newman as the daughter, based on their Saturday Night Live skits. Jason Alexander, Sinbad (AC,AL) PG-1:27.

Alec Baldwin shines as an attorney who questions his principles when he defends a killer who confessed a bit too easily. Ben Kingsley, Amy Irving. (AC, AL,V) R-1:54.

Vanilla Ice seeks the affections of a pretty honors student while wearing outfits that must be seen to be believed. With Kristin Minter. (AC,AL) PG- 1:31. HBO Nov.12,17,20

An 8-year-old witness tags along with cranky cop Burt Reynolds to catch criminals in this comedy. Ray Sharkey, Ruby Dee, Norman D. Golden II. (MV) PG-1:33. MAX Nov.21

Bob Costas, five-time winner of the “Outstanding Studio Host” Sports Emmy® Award, interviews baseball’s two greatest living ballplayers: Henry Aaron and Willie Mays. TVPG-:56.

Denzel Washington stars as a Pentagon officer who is sent to investigate the nomination of a dead pilot for the Medal of Honor. Meg Ryan. (AL,V) R- 1:56. MAX Nov.12,23

Four high-school outsiders use witchcraft to get revenge on their fellow students. Fairuza Balk, Robin Tunney, Neve Campbell and Rachel True star. (AC,AL,V) R-1:41. MAX Nov.3,14,22

An Alabama boy finds himself in a pivotal role between his mad-hatter aunt and a racial situation. Melanie Griffith, David Morse. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:52.HBO Nov.20,26

Aussie crocodile hunter Paul Hogan follows American reporter Linda Kozlowski from the Outback to the Big Apple in this hit film. (AC,AL) PG13-1:38. HBO Nov.3,9,27

The Outback adventurer returns to fight drug thugs in this sequel. Paul Hogan, Linda Kozlowski. (AL,V) PG-1:52. HBO Nov.21

Sam Raimi’s comic-book-style thriller about a maimed scientist who uses his talents to take revenge on the gangsters who injured him. Liam Neeson. (AC, AL,V) R-1:35. MAX Nov.9,18

A devilish doll possessed by the spirit of a dead ventriloquist terrorizes a hapless man in this horror film. Ryan Kwanten, Amber Valletta, Donnie Wahlberg. (AC,V) R-1:29. MAX Nov.22

Revenge sends a family man down a dangerous path in this stylish, “intensely gripping” (Variety) action-thriller. Kevin Bacon stars as the married father whose son is slain as part of a gang nitiation. Realizing the young perp will escape hard time, Bacon decides to deliver his own justice. The result is a bloodsoaked war between the vigilante, his criminal targets and their cold-blooded leader (Garrett Hedlund). Kelly Preston co-stars. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:46.

Christmas cheer in a quaint New England town takes a shot in the grill when a quirky optometrist fails to see eye to eye with his obnoxious new neighbor. Danny DeVito is a car salesman whose mega wattage light display sets off a war with uptight eye doc Matthew Broderick. Kristin Davis and Kristin Chenoweth co-star as the wives who are left wondering how to revive the true spirit of the season! (MV) PG-1:33.

El Mariachi is back! Antonio Banderas is a wandering musician who comes to a dusty Mexican border town in search of revenge. Salma Hayek. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:44.

Two computer experts on a top-secret mission find themselves up against Serbian terrorists in this actionthriller. Peter Weller, Daryl Hannah. (AC,AL, V) R-1:34.

Voyeurism lands a troubled teen in the sights of a possible serial killer. Shia LaBeouf, David Morse. (AC,MV) PG13- 1:45.

A chilling and introspective version of the Exorcist prequel. Stellan Skarsgard. (AC,V) R-1:56.

For Vince, Eric, Drama and Turtle, life in Hollywood’s fast lane can be an intoxicating ride. But in the wake of the Medellin fiasco, can the boys put this dud behind them and orchestrate a comeback for Vince? HBO presents all-new episodes—-including the Season Five finale—-of the hit comedy series that chronicles the life of a hot young actor in Hollywood and the three buddies he’s brought with him from their hometown of Queens, NY. As Season Five concludes, Vince continues to try to get his career back on track despite problems on the set of his film Smokejumpers. Widescreen.
65: Play’n With Fire (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27. HBO Nov.28
66: Return to Queens Blvd (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:27. HBO Nov.28

Four 20-something lemony orphans endure a hilarious series of adventures through popular films in this spoof. Tossed from the sets of their respective movies, the quartet is brought together at Willy Wonka’s factory. Only this Willy is a bit more demented than expected, prompting the group to head off for a riotous journey into a bizarre world where they send up dozens of movies including Borat, Pirates Of The Caribbean and Superman Returns. Kal Penn, Adam Campbell, Jennifer Coolidge star. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:25.

In a mythical world, a farmboy discovers the egg of a dragon and with it, his destiny to resurrect an ancient and heroic line of dragon riders. But the devious King has other plans for young Eragon (Ed Speleers) and his fire-breathing pet Saphira. With help from a craggy old warrior (Jeremy Irons), Eragon and Saphira escape the King’s superhuman assassins and prepare to play a crucial part in the war against his army. Sienna Guillory, Robert Carlyle, Djimon Hounsou. (MV) PG-1:43.

Move over, Noah—there’s a new ark builder in town! Steve Carell reprises his role as Evan Baxter in this hilarious follow-up to Bruce Almighty. Newly elected to congress, former news anchor Evan has made it his platform to fight for change. There’s just one glitch: God (Morgan Freeman) has his own plan for changing things—and it involves Evan building a massive ark in anticipation of a modern-day biblical flood! Lauren Graham, John Goodman, John Michael Higgins, Jimmy Bennett and Wanda Sykes co-star. (MV) PG-1:36

A space rescue crew enters a world of nightmarish evil when they happen upon a spaceship lost more than seven years earlier. Has it literally been to Hell and back? Laurence Fishburne and Sam Neill star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:36. HBO Nov.10

When a kickboxing cop is framed for murder, he has only one hope for justice: his lethal hands and feet! With James Earl Jones and Charlotte Lewis. (AC, AL,GV,N) R-1:27.HBO Nov.30

The 1982 comedy classic that follows a group of teens in their natural habitat: high school and the mall. Jennifer Jason Leigh. (AL,N) R-1:30. MAX Nov.11,22

A teenage girl’s first romance takes a deadly turn when her new boyfriend begins to exhibit a possessive side. Mark Wahlberg, Reese Witherspoon. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:37. MAX Nov.27

Matthew Broderick stars as a high-spirited teen who cuts school to embark on a day-long adventure with his girlfriend and a pal. Ferris Bueller? Ferris Bueller? (AC,AL) PG13- 1:43. MAX Nov.19

Five loggers claim their buddy was abducted by aliens after he disappears in the Arizona wilderness. With D.B. Sweeney and James Garner. (AL,V) PG13-1:49.

FLIGHT OF THE CONCHORDS, Encore plays of the highly acclaimed HBO comedy series. Widescreen.
09: What Goes on Tour (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:25. HBO Nov.28

A pampered pet mouse gets flushed down into the sewers of London in this animated tale. (MV) PG- 1:25. HBO Nov.28

A washed-up actress jumps into the spotlight when her performance in a dud movie garners Oscar® buzz in this ensemble satire. (AC,AL) PG13- 1:26. HBO Nov.29

A devious criminal faces off against a hotshot young prosecutor in court in this legal thriller. Anthony Hopkins, Ryan Gosling, David Strathairn. (AC,AL,V) R- 1:53. MAX Nov.24

THE FURY Former secret agent Kirk Douglas enlists the aid of a telepathic girl to rescue his telekinetic son. Amy Irving. (AL,V) R-1:58.

Let’s cut the crap. The indefatigable carmudgeon George Carlin continues to set the standard by which stand-up comedians are judged, with relentless routines that rip society's most sacred taboos and institutions. In his 14th solo special for HBO, Carlin unveils his latest catalogue of comic complaints, originally broadcast live on 3/1/08 from Santa Rosa, CA! Filled with the comic's deadon-funny insights, IT’S BAD FOR YA features his takes on such issues as the advantages of being old; euphemisms associated with dead people; self-esteem obsessions; child worship; stupidity; superstitions; and above all, our abnormal preoccupation with BS, i.e., "stuff that's bad for ya!" An HBO® Comedy Special (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:03.

The ghost of a murdered man tries to contact his beloved wife to warn her that she is in danger. Patrick Swayze, Demi Moore, Whoopi Goldberg. (AC,AL,MV) PG13- 2:07.

Winona Ryder stars as a teen who is committed to an institution where she meets an eclectic batch of characters. With Angelina Jolie. (AC,AL,N,V) R-2:07.

Russell Crowe stars as a revenge-seeking gladiator in this spectacular Best Picture Oscar® winner. (AC,AL,GV) R- 2:35.MAX Nov.28

A young girl undertakes a perilous Arctic journey in this mystical adventure film based on the popular British book series. Set in a parallel England, society is ruled by a daunting body known as the Magisterium--and children are rapidly disappearing. Young orphan Lyra is comfortably cared for at a university, but when her best friend suddenly vanishes, Lyra--armed with a unique compass that can reveal truth--sets out on a daring mission to save lives, souls and possibly the universe. Nicole Kidman (Bewitched) co-stars as the precarious Mrs. Coulter who leads Lyra to the arctic region. (MV) PG13-1:54. HBO Dec 27,28,30

The creation of the Central Intelligence Agency is seen through the eyes of a top young operative in this gripping drama. Matt Damon. (AC,AL,V) R- 2:47. HBO Nov.25

Rousing film version of the hit musical about a teen who becomes a dance sensation. “Hairspray is just plain fun” (Roger Ebert). The smash Broadway musical based on John Waters’ unforgettable 1988 film comes to the big screen once again in this rousing and heartfelt Golden Globe nominee for Best Picture–Musical or Comedy. The streets of Baltimore are paved with song as sweet-natured, high-haired teen Tracy Turnblad learns some funky new dance moves that launch her to stardom. John Travolta heads up the cast. (AC,AL) PG-1:56. HBO Nov.29

An outcast penguin with mad dance skills heads out on the ice for an epic adventure in this 2006 Best Animated Feature Oscar®-winner. (MV) PG-1:48. HBO Nov.28

The challenges facing young wizard Harry Potter grow darker and more dangerous in this fifth installment in the acclaimed film series based on J.K. Rowling’s award-winning books. Fearing the devious Voldemort has returned with another devilish plan, Harry and his friends must convince the Ministry of Magic to believe them before it’s too late. Daniel Radcliffe, Rupert Grint, Emma Watson, Helena Bonham Carter, Robbie Coltrane, Ralph Fiennes, Michael Gambon and Brendan Gleeson star. Directed by David Yates; screenplay by Michael Goldenberg, based on the novel by J.K. Rowling. (V) PG13-2:18.

HBO FIRST LOOK, Sneak previews.
Four Christmases, Widescreen. TVPG-:13. HBO Nov.30

“The hills are alive again with the sound of mutants” (The Hollywood Reporter). Following the hit 2006 remake of The Hills Have Eyes comes this shocking sequel that leaves an unprepared squadron of National Guard trainees in the deadly desert lair of the murderous miscreants. Battling the rugged terrain and their clashing personalities, the overmatched recruits are slaughtered in grisly fashion one by one as they try to escape the horrifying creatures— residents of the remote region who were left hideously deformed by nuclear testing. Michael McMillian, Jacob Vargas, Flex Alexander and Jessica Stroup star. (AC,AL,GV,RP) R-1:30.

A homicidal hitchhiker leaves a bloody trail in his wake in this harrowing remake. Sean Bean. (AC,AL,GV) R- 1:24.

The top killer in an international murder-for-hire organization finds himself being hunted in this thriller. Timothy Olyphant, Dougray Scott. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:33. MAX Nov.28

A brilliant scientist succeeds in making himself invisible, but goes mad in the process. Elisabeth Shue and Kevin Bacon star. (AC,AL,N,V) R-1:53. MAX Nov.30

A private eye looks into the 1959 death of TV’s Superman George Reeves in this drama. Adrien Brody, Diane Lane and Ben Affleck star. (AC,AL,BN,MV) R-2:06.

Saddam Hussein was the most vilified dictator of our generation, a man whose allconsuming desire to impose his will on Iraq and its neighbors led to two wars with the U.S., and finally, his capture and execution. This four-hour HBO miniseries reveals the private world of the Iraqi dictator and his inner circle. Over 27 years, he rose from peasant origins to the highest office in Iraq, consolidating his power by executing anyone who posed a threat—real or imagined. Igal Naor stars as Saddam. Widescreen (AC,AL,V) TVMA/V,L-1:57. HBO Dec.7,10,11,14,17,18,22,29,30

Three years after a virus has decimated humanity, Robert Neville is the last man alive in New York City...but he’s not the only living thing there. Will Smith stars as the military scientist who journeys throughout Gotham by day, but shutters himself in by night—to protect himself from the murderous mutants that lurk in the shadows. But as he closes in on a cure for the virus, Neville must deal with a twist in the behavior of the crafty creatures—as well as his own increasingly fragile mental state. Alice Braga and Dash Mihok co-star in this blockbuster thriller filmed twice before, as Omega Man (Charlton Heston) and Last Man On Earth (Vincent Price). (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:40. HBO Dec.13,14,16,20,21,26,27,28,31

Tommy Lee Jones plays a grieving father in search of answers in his son’s death. (AC,GL,N,V) R-2:01.

Jacques d’Amboise has always championed the transcendent power of dance during his illustrious career. Now, he takes his vision--and his dancers--on an unforgettable journey. This exuberant documentary follows the legendary dancer as he travels to Shanghai to arrange “Dancing into the Future”: a special joint performance in which his young dancers partner with a group of Chinese dancers as part of a cultural exchange. TVG-:35. HBO Dec.3,23,28

Steven Spielberg’s classic thriller about a peaceful resort community that comes under attack by a man-eating Great White shark. Roy Scheider, Richard Dreyfuss and Robert Shaw star. (V) PG- 2:04.

Roy Scheider battles his Great White nemesis again when the man-eating shark returns to snack on more Amity visitors. Lorraine Gary, Murray Hamilton. (AL,V) PG-1:56.

The Great White shark is back–and this time he’s followed the Brody family all the way to the Bahamas for more carnage. Lorraine Gary, Michael Caine. (AL,V) PG13-1:30.

An unexpected pregnancy sends a wise-cracking teen down an unusual path in this hit comedy that earned four Oscar® nominations. Best Actress nominee Ellen Page stars as the quirky Juno who decides to give the baby up for adoption. But as the months count down toward the big day and she grows closer to the young couple she has chosen to adopt the child, Juno comes to some eye-opening realizations that will change her perspective forever. Michael Cera, Jennifer Garner, Jason Bateman, Allison Janney and J.K. Simmons costar in this “very smart, very funny and very touching” (Roger Ebert) tale. (AC,AL) PG13-1:36. MAX Nov.29

A determined FBI investigator leads his team into a hotbed of violence in the Middle East to catch terrorists in this suspense-thriller. Jamie Foxx is the federal agent bent on stopping the sadists who organized a deadly attack: an assault on a family picnic at a U.S. compound in Saudi Arabia. Amid a tangle of red tape, Foxx and his team undertake a single-minded quest for justice that takes them into dangerous territory. Chris Cooper and Jennifer Garner co-star.(AL,V) R-1:50.

A passionate producer shoots a sexy film on the fabled island. From the makers of Playmate Of The Apes (AC,AL,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S,L-1:16.

A mix-up at a romantic mansion results in the fulfillment of erotic fantasies for several couples. Kaylani Lei, Beverly Lynne, Leah Riley. (AC,AL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-1:21.

He’s a scraggly slacker with a penchant for pot; she’s a TV reporter who has just gotten her big break. Their chance meeting leads to a booze-fueled roll in the hay...and a big shock when she discovers she’s pregnant. Can these two polar opposites put their differences aside and learn to raise a baby? They have nine months to find out! Seth Rogen and Katherine Heigl star in this comedy hit. (AC,AL,BN) R-2:09.

Paul Giamatti discovers an otherworldly creature living in an apartment complex’s pool. (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:50.

Two men, dozens of outrageous characters. Matt Lucas and David Walliams—creators and stars of the hit BBC comedy series Little Britain—present the Season One finale of this raucous comedy series that brings a unique blend of scripted comedy and characterization to HBO and America. Each show features familiar Lucas/Walliams personas from their UK show, new characters created for this show and special guests. Widescreen. HBO

When computer hackers enact a “fire sale”—a three-pronged plan to shut down communications and security throughout the U.S.—who better than John McClane to crack some heads? Sent to pick up a slacker hacker with an extreme aversion to pain, McClane brings his oldschool toughness and tactics into a battle against a technologically superior enemy—and teaches a few lessons in justice along the way! Bruce Willis stars as McClane in this fourth thrilling film in the Die Hard series. Justin Long, Timothy Olyphant, Cliff Curtis, Maggie Q and Cyril Raffaelli co-star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:09.

Albert Brooks stars in this send-up of politics in the age of terrorism. (AC,AL) PG13-1:38.

THE MAKING OF... Featurettes that take a behind-the-scene look at movies.
Bee Movie Widescreen. TVG-:25.
The Brave One Widescreen. (AC,V) TVPG/V,D-:13.
The Heartbreak Kid Widescreen. (AC,AL,BN) TV14/S,L,D-:13.

During the Cuban Missile Crisis, a young boy is overjoyed when his favorite filmmaker arrives in Key West to premier a monster movie. John Goodman, Jesse White, Robert Picardo. (AC,AL, MV) PG-1:39.

The war between man and machines continues in this explosive sequel to The Matrix. Keanu Reeves. (AC,AL,BN, V) R-2:18.

John Travolta plays a feisty angel who enlightens three Chicago reporters. Andie MacDowell, William Hurt co-star. (AL, MV) PG-1:45.

A department store exec finds a Santa Claus who claims he is real! Richard Attenborough stars. (AL) PG-1:54.

Dustin Hoffman is the oddball owner of an old toy store with wild, enchanting wares. G-1:34.

“Letting go” of a hellish past is what made John Farley a best-selling self-help author. But when he finds out that the source of that past—a mean-spirited gym teacher—is about to marry his mother, the only thing he’s ready to let go of is his rage! “Billy Bob Thornton is in full Bad Santa mode” (Roger Ebert) as Woodcock, with Seann William Scott as the hapless Farley. Susan Sarandon co-stars. (AC,AL,MV) PG13-1:28.

A bullied eight-year-old boy comes out of his shell thanks to his friendly pooch. Frankie Muniz, Diane Lane, Luke Wilson, Kevin Bacon star. (AC,AL,MV) PG- 1:36.

Breaking up is hard to do—but it’s particularly painful when your girlfriend has super-powers she can use on you for revenge! From director Ivan Reitman (Ghostbusters) comes this hilarious tale about a hapless architect who breaks things off with his superhero girlfriend, only to have her jealous, neurotic side come out in full force. Uma Thurman (Kill Bill) stars as pretty art-gallery owner Jenny, whose alter ego is the crime-fighting G-Girl; Luke Wilson is her unwitting boyfriend, who can’t imagine the wrath he’s unleashing when he kicks her to the curb. Anna Faris, Eddie Izzard (Ocean’s Thirteen), Rainn Wilson (TV’s The Office) and Wanda Sykes co-star. Directed by Ivan Reitman; written by Don Payne. (AC,BN,V) PG13-1:36.

The birth of Jesus Christ and the arduous journey of his parents Mary and Joseph are chronicled in this compelling Biblical drama. Inspired by the Gospel of Matthew, the film follows the story of the teenage Mary, her immaculate conception, the rough road that followed for her and her betrothed husband Joseph as they headed for Bethlehem, and the ever-present threat of King Herod—whose belief in the prophecy of a coming savior prompted his wrath. Starring Keisha Castle-Hughes, Oscar Isaac, Hiam Abbass, Shaun Toub, Alexander Siddig, with Ciaran Hinds, and Shohreh Aghdashloo. (MV) PG-1:41.

An outlaw couple blast their way across the country–and into media superstardom. Woody Harrelson, Juliette Lewis. (AC,AL,BN, GV) R-1:59.

Top police negotiator Samuel L. Jackson suddenly finds himself on the nightmarish, gun-holding end of a hostage crisis. Kevin Spacey co-stars. (AC,AL,V) R-2:20.

Computer hacker Sandra Bullock downloads a gigabyte of trouble in this tale of danger in cyberspace. (AC,AL,V) PG13- 1:54.

History comes to comical life at a famed museum during the wee hours of the night—much to a hapless security guard’s chagrin—in this richly imagined tale. Larry Daley (Ben Stiller) takes the night watchman job at New York’s American Museum of Natural History for a good reason: he desperately needs a job to prove his worth to his son. But what the naughty former caretakers (Dick Van Dyke, Mickey Rooney) fail to tell him is that everything in the place—including Teddy Roosevelt (Robin Williams), Attila the Hun and a huge T-Rex skeleton—comes alive once the doors are locked! Carla Gugino co-stars. (AC,AL,MV) PG-1:49.

Cryptic cell-phone messages foreshadow a series of grisly deaths in this scary remake of Takashi Miike’s 2003 cult hit. Shannyn Sossamon stars as a young co-ed whose friends begin dying soon after getting eerie voice mails in which they hear their own future deaths; Ed Burns is the detective on the case who finds himself hunting a killer that may only exist in the realm of the supernatural. Ana Claudia Talancon, Ray Wise and Azura Skye co-star. Directed by Eric Valette; screenplay by Andrew Klavan, based on the novel by Yasushi Akimoto (AC,AL,V) PG13-1:27

Born of one world, but raised in another, a young warrior finds himself at the center of a bloody war between the cultures. Orphaned during an illfated Viking expedition to North America, a boy is adopted and raised by kind-hearted local Indians. When another fleet of Vikings returns years later in a violent assault for land and slaves, it’s up to “Ghost,” the cunning Norse transplant, to lead his Native American brethren into battle to defend their territory. Karl Urban (the Lord of the Rings trilogy) stars as Ghost. Also with Moon Bloodgood, Russell Means, Ralf Moeller and Clancy Brown. (AC,GV) R-1:40.

Mel Gibson is a family man who is dragged into the American Revolution by his need for vengeance. Heath Ledger, Joely Richardson. (AC,AL,BN,V) R- 2:45.

George Clooney leads the crew of a fishing vessel through a colossal storm in this action blockbuster. Mark Wahlberg co-stars. (AC,AL,V) PG13- 2:10.

Robin Williams is the squintyeyed, gravelly-voiced sailor man in this comedy. Also with Shelley Duvall as Olive Oyle. (AL,V) PG-1:54.

Anthony Perkins returns as schizoid shower killer Norman Bates, now rehabilitated and ready for guests again at his ramshackle motel. With Vera Miles. (AL,GV, N) R-1:53.

Norman Bates is back, and his motel is once again open for business in this slasher sequel. Anthony Perkins. (AL, GV,N) R-1:33

John Lithgow stars as a child psychiatrist whose perfect life hides a twisted truth. Lolita Davidovich. (AC,AL,V) R-1:32.

HBO’s got your sexual fantasies covered in this super-hot edition of the documentary series. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:48.

Halloween is a time for scaring–and baring–in this sexy special. (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:46.

Porn star Katie Morgan bares all and talks about her work. (AC,GL, N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:27

HBO’s acclaimed sports magazine. TVPG-:58.

Bill Maher hosts this acclaimed late-night talk series.

It was a late night on Reservation Road when Ethan Learner’s 10-year-old son was struck and killed by a speeding SUV. Dwight Arno, the driver, left the scene to leave his own son with his uptight ex-wife. But the horrific incident failed to fade from either father’s mind as Ethan seeks a culprit and Dwight fights his conscience. Joaquin Phoenix, Mark Ruffalo, Jennifer Connelly and Mira Sorvino star in this drama. (AC,AL,V) R-1:42.

Robert Carradine and Anthony Edwards lead the dorkiest college nerds in history into battle against campus louts. Ted McGinley. (AL,N) R-1:30.

The gung-ho Lambda Lambda Lambda nerds go to Fort Lauderdale for a frat conference in this sequel. (AC,AL,BN) PG13-1:29.

Ricky Gervais—award-winning actor and co-creator of The Office and Extras—returns to HBO for his first-ever stand-up special on the network. Taped live before a sold-out audience at the WaMu Theater at New York City’s Madison Square Garden, the special is a high-spirited hour of Gervais’ offbeat observations and understated humor. Topics include his unique takes on such disparate (and often politically incorrect) issues as fundraising, autism, fame, nursery rhymes, Nazis, obesity and much more. Widescreen. (AC,AL) TVMA/L-1:13

Mia Farrow is an unsuspecting young wife carrying Satan’s child in Roman Polanski’s horror classic. Also with Ruth Gordon, John Cassavetes. (AL,N,RP,V) R-2:17.

“The Ruins delivers chills and thrills” (Cinefantastique). A group of vacationing youths partying in the Mexican sun are hunted by a carnivorous terror when they veer off the beaten path in this horror film. Exploring the jungle ruins of an ancient Mayan temple that isn’t on any map, the young people find themselves trapped atop the structure--with gun-toting locals holding them there while a bloodthirsty threat picks them off one by one. Jonathan Tucker, Jena Malone, Shawn Ashmore, Laura Ramsey and Joe Anderson star. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:31. MAX Dec.13,14,15,17,23,29

Mismatched lawmen Jackie Chan and Chris Tucker reteam for another wild adventure in this sequel. This time, the attempted assassination of the Chinese ambassador in L.A. reunites Hong Kong Inspector Lee (Chan) and moter-mouthed LAPD screwball Carter (Tucker). Together, the pair chases the bad guys and an envelope of incriminating evidence from L.A. to the top of the Eiffel Tower in Paris, leaving a path of hilarity and destruction in their wake. (V) PG13-1:31.

It has been called “the saddest acre in America.” Section 60 in Arlington National Cemetery is a final resting place for those who died fighting in Iraq and Afghanistan. For families and friends, it is a place to grieve, to honor, to remember—and to find comfort with others who have shared the same profound loss. Filmmakers Jon Alpert and Matthew O’Neill present this documentary filmed entirely in Section 60. Widescreen. TVPG-:54

Compilation of episodes from this sizzling erotic series.

Stepping up to help a pregnant woman from attackers leaves a man on the run with her baby in his arms in this “action movie on steroids” (The Hollywood Reporter). Clive Owen stars as the hapless Smith who foils the hired goons using a carrot and delivers the baby amid a wild gun battle. Unable to save the mother, Smith takes off with the hunted infant with a fleet of assassins led by the acerbic Paul Giamatti hot on his tail. Monica Bellucci co-stars as a helpful prostitute. Also with Stephen McHattie, Daniel Pilon and Greg Bryk. Written and directed by Michael Davis. (AC,AL,BN,GV) R-1:26. 27.

The motley green ogre has to deal with some new responsibilities—including fatherhood and a possible kingship—in this third installment in the series. For a guy who loves the swamp life, Shrek is dealing with more stress than an ogre can take. It’s off with Donkey and Puss in Boots to find the only other heir to the throne while encountering one comical adventure after another involving everyone from the Gingerbread Man to a tough pack of ladies who include Cinderella, Snow White, Sleeping Beauty and Shrek’s pregnant wife Fiona! Featuring the voices of Mike Myers, Eddie Murphy, Cameron Diaz and Antonio Banderas. (MV) PG-1:33.

D’oh! Homer Simpson and his clan find themselves involved in a series of foul-ups in this riotous film version of the TV series. Homer’s got a new pet pig, but he earns Springfield’s wrath when he dumps its waste in a local lake that daughter Lisa has just cleaned up. Enter EPA chief Russ Cargill who wants to put a dome over the town. Can the Simpsons save the day? Featuring the voices of Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Nancy Cartwright, Yeardley Smith, Hank Azaria, and Harry Shearer and A. Brooks as Russ Cargill. (AC,MV) PG13-1:27.

Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock frantically try to stop a bus that is rigged to explode if its speed drops below 50 mph by mad bomber Dennis Hopper. (AC,AL,V) R-1:56.

Captains Kirk and Picard team up to save the universe in this smash installment of the popular film series. Patrick Stewart, William Shatner. (MV) PG-1:58.

A young man plans to lead his school on a TV quiz show. James McAvoy stars. Widescreen. (AC,AL,BN,MV) PG13-1:36.

The Man of Steel is back to battle the diabolical Lex Luthor in this spectacular update. (AC,AL,V) PG13- 2:34.

What’s it like to be an insider at an “average” high school? Find out as HBO presents this comedy show that follows three diverse characters—each played by comedian/actor/writer/creator Chris Lilley--over a semester at Summer Heights High. Through eight episodes, the series documents the experience of the trio: “Jonah,” an unruly middle schooler; “Ja’mie,” a conniving exchange student; and “Mr. G,” a delusional drama teacher. Widescreen (AC,AL) TVMA/L-:30. HBO

Oscar®-nominee Johnny Depp is a vengeful barber whose victims become a tasty favorite of London in this adaptation of the Broadway musical. Sent away on false charges, Sweeney returns to find his wife dead and his daughter a captive—both the work of the same dirty judge. Returning to his old shop above the meat pie shop of his landlady Mrs. Lovett (Helena Bonham Carter), Sweeney sets about a plan for revenge: by carving up customers and sending them downstairs where Mrs. Lovett can add them to her suddenly popular pies! Alan Rickman co-stars. Directed by Tim Burton; screenplay by John Logan. (AC,GV) R-1:56.

A gorgeous young woman heads to a mysterious island to gain her uncle’s inheritance. (AC,N,SC,V) TVMA/V,S-1:15.

The origins of Leatherface are brought to gruesome life in this prequel. (AC, AL,GV) R-1:31.

It is known as history’s greatest last stand: the Battle of Thermopylae in 480 B.C. in which 300 Spartans held off the massive Persian army for more than three days. Featuring jaw-dropping battle sequences and electrifying cinematography, this epic blockbuster reconstructs the battle in spectacular style. Gerard Butler (The Phantom of the Opera) stars as bold King Leonidas who leads his elite 300 against the forces of King Xerxes in a narrow mountain pass— leaving a bloody mark in history that was never to be forgotten. Lena Headey, David Wenham and Dominic West costar. (AC,AL,GV,N) R-1:57.

Eddie Murphy stars as a con man whose life is switched with that of wealthy snob Dan Aykroyd. With Don Ameche, Ralph Bellamy, Jamie Lee Curtis, Al Franken & Tom Davis. (AC,AL,N) R-1:56.

“Big, loud and full of testosterone-fueled car fantasies” (Variety). Sam Witwicky is an average teen who sees a dilapidated Camaro as the key to his manhood...and possibly the heart of the pretty Mikaela. But this is no ordinary car and Sam finds himself at the center of a centuries-old war between two races of transformable alien robots: the Autobots and the Decepticons. With the entire world doomed if the Decepticons win, it’s up to Sam, Mikaela and the Autobots to save the day. Shia LaBeouf, Tyrese Gibson, Josh Duhamel, Anthony Anderson, Megan Fox, Rachael Taylor with John Turturro and Jon Voight star. (AC,AL,V) PG13-2:23.

In the not-too-distant future, vampires have come out of the coffin. Synthetic blood has allowed the creatures of the night to walk freely among longer in need of a human fix. But can a young waitress find love with a vampire? HBO presents all-new episodes—including the Season One finale—of this daring drama series created by Alan Ball (Six Feet Under) and based on Charlaine Harris’ best-selling novels. As the season winds down, Sookie (Anna Paquin) becomes caught up in a string of murders while struggling to make things work with Bill (Stephen Moyer). Widescreen.

More than six months after the rage virus annihilated Britain, NATO forces declare the country to be free of infection. That report is premature. Following the hit 28 Days Later comes this shocking sequel that finds a new wave of bloodthirsty zombies on an even deadlier rampage. Robert Carlyle stars as a father trying to protect his two kids from the carnage—while the military prepares an assault to prevent fullscale outbreak. Rose Byrne, Jeremy Renner, Harold Perrineau, Catherine McCormack, Mackintosh Muggleton, Imogen Poots and Idris Elba co-star. (AC,AL,GV) R-1:40.

“Lovely, touching and infused with life” (New York Times). Late filmmaker Adrienne Shelly’s final film is a funny, poignant tale of a smalltown waitress with bigtime problems. Jenna (Keri Russell) mans the tables and bakes tasty desserts for Joe’s Pie Shop, but at home she’s the possession of her loathsome husband. Her plan to run away stymied by an unexpected pregnancy, Jenna soon has bigger issues when she drifts into an affair with the town’s handsome new doctor (Nathan Fillion). Co-starring Cheryl Hines, Adrienne Shelly, Eddie Jemison with Jeremy Sisto and Andy Griffith. (AC,AL) PG13-1:48

Will Smith and Kevin Kline battle a psycho who wants to take over the country using a giant mechanical torantula in this comic western. Kenneth Branagh, Salma Hayek and Ted Levine co-star. (AC,AL,BN,V) PG13-1:46.

Erotic series. No relation to Zane Grey.
01: Dirty Laundry (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:51.
02: The Barbershop (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
03: Nymph (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30.
04: Flash Fantasy (AC,GL,N,SC) TVMA/S,L-:30

                         Times shown EST/Pacific
                         DECEMBER 2008 Daily listings

6:30a HBO The Making of: The Last Mimzy
      MAX The Deer Hunter
6:45 HBO Edward Scissorhands
8:30 HBO Anywhere But Here
9:45 MAX Ready to Rumble
10:30 HBO Where the Heart Is
11:30 MAX The Heartbreak Kid
12:30p HBO My Super Ex-Girlfriend
1:30 MAX Dreamgirls
2:15 HBO License to Wed
3:45 HBO The Making of: The Dark Knight
     MAX The Mexican
4:00 HBO The Last Mimzy
5:45 HBO In the Land of Women
6:00 MAX Never Been Kissed
7:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
8:00 HBO Charlie Wilson’s War
     MAX The Heartbreak Kid
9:45 HBO The Darjeeling Limited
10:00 MAX Blades of Glory
11:15 HBO The Making of: The Dark Knight
11:30 HBO Summer Heights High
11:35 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO Cathouse: What’s On the Menu?
12:10a MAX The Hills Have Eyes II
12:35 HBO Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
1:45 MAX The Mexican
2:05 HBO We Don’t Live Here Anymore
3:45 HBO Charlie Wilson’s War
3:50 MAX The Golden Bowl
5:30 HBO Transmission Test (see below)
6:00a MAX Good Advice
7:00 HBO Everyone’s Hero
7:45 MAX Hot Fuzz
8:30 HBO Kids + Money
9:00 HBO The Perfect Storm
9:45 MAX Juno
11:15 HBO Baghdad Hospital: Inside the Red Zone
11:30 MAX Days of Thunder
12:00 HBO The Simpsons Movie
1:30p HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
      MAX One Missed Call
2:30 HBO Bury My Heart/Wounded Knee
3:00 MAX 28 Weeks Later
4:45 HBO Nancy Drew
     MAX Reservation Road
6:30 HBO Jacques d’Amboise in China: The Other Side of the World
     MAX Juno
7:15 HBO The Making of I Am Legend
7:30 HBO The Simpsons Movie
8:15 MAX Road Trip
9:00 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
9:30 HBO Summer Heights High
10:00 HBO Real Sports/Bryant Gumbel
      MAX Mr. Woodcock
11:00 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
11:30 HBO Ricky Gervais: Out of England--The Stand-Up Special
      MAX Reservation Road
12:45a HBO Rendition
1:15 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:45 MAX Wide Sargasso Sea
2:50 HBO After Alice
3:30 MAX Hot Fuzz
4:35 HBO Hard as Nails
5:30 MAX Duchess & the Dirtwater Fox
6:00a HBO National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1
7:15 MAX Syriana
7:30 HBO Transformers
9:30 MAX Summer School
10:00 HBO The Bourne Ultimatum
11:15 MAX The Invasion
12:00 HBO How to Eat Fried Worms
1:00p MAX Bedazzled
1:30 HBO Wild Wild West
2:45 MAX MAX on Set The Ruins
3:00 MAX Knocked Up
3:30 HBO The Making of PS: I Love You
3:45 HBO Eragon
5:15 MAX The Godfather Part III
5:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
6:00 HBO Transformers
8:15 MAX The Invasion
8:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
9:00 HBO The Bourne Ultimatum
10:00 MAX Knocked Up
11:00 HBO A Real Sex Xtra: Pornucopia: Going Down in the Valley
11:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
12:00 HBO First Look: Four Christmases
12:10a MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
12:15 HBO Dirty Driving: Thundercars of Indiana
1:25 HBO Candyman 3: Day of the Dead
1:40 MAX Guyver 2: Dark Hero
3:00 HBO Silk
3:50 MAX Murder on the Orient Express
4:50 HBO Yesterday
6:00a MAX Mr. Hobbs Takes a Vacation
6:30 HBO K-9
8:00 MAX We Are Marshall
8:15 HBO The Making of: I Am Legend
8:30 HBO A Walk in the Clouds
10:15 HBO In the Land of Women
      MAX X-Men
12:00 HBO ’Til There Was You
      MAX Illegal Tender
2:00p HBO Circle of Friends
      MAX The Negotiator
3:45 HBO Home for the Holidays
4:30 MAX The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
5:30 HBO I Dreamed of Africa
6:00 MAX Turistas
7:30 HBO License to Wed
7:45 MAX We Are Marshall
9:00 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7, 9:30 De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
10:00 MAX X-Men
10:00 De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7, 10:30 De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
11:00 HBO Little Britain USA
11:30 HBO Predator
11:45 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:20a MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
1:20 HBO Predator 2
1:45 MAX Turistas
3:10 HBO The Life & Times of Tim
3:20 MAX Angel’s Dance
3:40 HBO Summer Heights High
4:10 HBO Stephen King's Dolores Claiborne
5:00 MAX Internal Affairs
6:30a HBO Coneheads
7:00 MAX Hot Shots!
8:00 HBO The Bourne Ultimatum
8:30 MAX Hot Shots! Part Deux
10:00 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
      MAX Live Free or Die Hard
10:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7, 11:00 De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7, 11:30 De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
12:00 HBO Real Sports With Bryant Gumbel
12:15p MAX Alpha Dog
1:00 HBO The Perfect Storm
2:15 MAX Big Momma’s House
3:15 HBO Kids + Money
4:00 HBO The Bourne Ultimatum
     MAX AVPR: Aliens vs. Predator - Requiem
5:35 MAX Die Hard 2
6:00 HBO The Net
7:40 MAX Live Free or Die Hard
8:00 HBO P.S. I Love You
10:00 MAX American Gangster
10:15 HBO Chris Rock: Kill the Messenger
11:40 HBO Cathouse: What’s On the Menu?
12:15a HBO P.S. I Love You
1:00 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:30 MAX Alpha Dog
2:25 HBO Talk to Me
3:30 MAX American Gangster
4:25 HBO The Boxer
6:30a HBO National Lampoon’s Loaded Weapon 1
      MAX Downhill Racer
8:00 HBO My Super Ex-Girlfriend
8:15 MAX Because I Said So
10:00 MAX American Gangster
11:15 HBO The Last Mimzy
1:00p HBO The Simpsons Movie
      MAX Broken Arrow
2:30 HBO The Making of: The Dark Knight
2:45 HBO The Wedding Planner
3:00 MAX Balls of Fury
4:30 HBO My Super Ex-Girlfriend
     MAX Forrest Gump
6:15 HBO P.S. I Love You
7:00 MAX American Gangster
8:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
9:00 HBO House of Saddam, Parts I-II of 4
10:00 MAX Under Siege
11:00 HBO Summer Heights High
11:30 HBO De La Hoya/Pacquiao 24/7
11:45 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:00 HBO Charlie Wilson’s War
12:15a MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:50 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
1:20 MAX Slither
1:45 HBO The Art of War
3:00 MAX Pump Up the Volume
3:45 HBO Dead Silence
4:45 MAX The Invasion
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11:00 HBO Boxing’s Best of 2008:
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10:00 HBO Breaking the Huddle:
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11:00 HBO Boxing’s Best of 2008:
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12:00 HBO House of Saddam
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11:00 MAX Mr. Woodcock
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2:00 HBO Mrs. Doubtfire
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4:15 HBO License to Wed
     MAX Die Hard 2
5:45 HBO First Look: Revolutionary Road
6:00 HBO The Bucket List
6:15 MAX Juno
7:45 HBO I Am Legend
8:00 MAX The Heartbreak Kid
9:30 HBO Summer Heights High
10:00 HBO Entourage Enjoy a Season Five marathon of HBO’s hit comedy series!
      MAX George A. Romero’s Diary of the Dead
11:45 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2: Sophomores
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3:00a MAX Maximum Risk
4:00 HBO Last Night
4:45 MAX Evan Almighty
5:40 HBO First Look: Yes Man
6:00a HBO The Land Before Time
6:30 MAX Happy Feet
7:15 HBO The Land Before Time II: The Great Valley Adventure
8:20 MAX Night at the Museum
8:30 HBO Unaccompanied Minors
10:00 HBO The Bucket List
10:15 MAX X-Men
11:45 HBO Lucky You
12:00 MAX American Gangster
2:00p HBO Music and Lyrics
3:00 MAX Forrest Gump
3:45 HBO I Am Legend
5:30 HBO What to Watch - 1/09
     MAX Knocked Up
6:00 HBO Waitress
7:45 MAX Live Free or Die Hard
8:00 HBO The Bucket List
9:45 HBO Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
10:00 MAX Jurassic Park
11:00 HBO Real Sex 27: Slippery When Wet
11:50 HBO George Carlin: It’s Bad for Ya
12:10a MAX Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
1:05 HBO Gladiator
1:45 MAX Another 48 HRS.
3:20 MAX Crocodile Dundee II
3:45 HBO The Hills Have Eyes II
5:15 MAX Big Momma’s House
5:20 HBO Autopsy: Postmortem With Dr. Michael Baden
6:30a HBO Running Free
7:00 MAX September 30, 1955
8:00 HBO Meet the Parents
8:45 MAX What Lies Beneath
10:00 HBO Code Name:
The Cleaner
11:00 MAX The Brave One
11:30 HBO Real Sports
With Bryant Gumbel
12:30p HBO Charlie’s Angels
1:00 MAX Fletch Lives
2:15 HBO Because I Said So
2:35 MAX Girlfight
4:00 HBO Junior
4:30 MAX Alex Rider:
Operation Stormbreaker
6:00 HBO Meet the Parents
6:05 MAX Definitely, Maybe
8:00 HBO I Am Legend
MAX Miss Congeniality
9:45 HBO Bad Boys
10:00 MAX The Ruins
11:35 MAX Co-Ed Confidential 2:
Sophomores Feature
11:50 HBO Cat Dancers
1:05a MAX Running Scared
1:10 HBO Summer Heights High
1:40 HBO Real Sports
With Bryant Gumbel
2:40 HBO The Peacekeeper
3:10 MAX The Other Side
of Midnight
4:25 HBO The Craft
6:00a MAX I’m Not There: Suppositions
on a Film Concerning Dylan
6:15 HBO December Boys
8:00 HBO I Now Pronounce You
Chuck and Larry
8:20 MAX The Seeker:
The Dark Is Rising
10:00 HBO Jaws
MAX The Comebacks
11:30 MAX The Good Shepherd
12:15p HBO The Legend of
Bagger Vance
2:20 MAX Marked for Death
2:30 HBO No Reservations
4:00 MAX Ocean’s Thirteen
4:15 HBO 28 Days
6:00 HBO I Now Pronounce You
Chuck and Larry
MAX Blood Diamond
8:00 HBO Jumper
8:30 MAX The Hitcher
9:30 HBO 300
10:00 MAX Doomsday
11:30 HBO Jumper
11:50 MAX Zane’s Sex Chronicles
12:25a MAX Sex Games Cancun Feature
12:55 HBO Cathouse:
Three Ring Circus
1:25 HBO The Matrix
1:50 MAX Doomsday
3:40 MAX Predator 2
3:45 HBO A Perfect Murder
5:30 MAX After Hours
5:35 HBO First Look
Revolutionary Road
6:00a HBO The Land Before Time III:
The Time of the Great Giving
7:10 MAX Elizabeth: The Golden Age
7:15 HBO Land Before Time V:
The Mysterious Island
8:30 HBO Buffy the Vampire Slayer
9:05 MAX Doomsday
10:00 HBO Breaking the Huddle:
Integration of College Football
11:00 HBO Mr. Woodcock
MAX Death to Smoochy
12:30p HBO Le Cirque: A Table in Heaven
12:50 MAX Shrek the Third
1:45 HBO Rails & Ties
2:30 MAX The Replacements
3:30 HBO The Golden Compass
4:30 MAX Death Sentence
5:30 HBO Jumper
6:15 MAX Norbit
7:00 HBO Big Love
8:00 HBO Big Love
MAX Doomsday
9:00 HBO Big Love
10:00 HBO Big Love
MAX Black Sheep
11:00 HBO Big Love
11:30 MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:00 HBO Big Love
MAX Sex Games Cancun
12:30a MAX Circus
1:00 HBO Demolition Man
2:10 MAX Hollywoodland
3:00 HBO The Savages
4:15 MAX Short Cuts
5:00 HBO Around the Bend
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"United 93"
The horror and heroism of September 11, 2001, is seen from the perspective of the hijacked airplane that did not reach its intended target, thanks to a selfless group of passengers. Described by Variety as “taut, visceral and predictably gut-wrenching,” United 93 chronicles the flight as the four hijackers take control and steer a course of terror. While air-traffic controllers and military personnel scramble in the wake of planes slamming into the Twin Towers, the passengers of Flight 93 realize they are part of another suicide mission—and that they are the only hope to stop it. Written and directed by Paul Greengrass. United 93 is showing on various HBO channels: HBO, HBO SIGNATURE, HBO LATINO and HBO HighDef.
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Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles premiered in 2008. End of the world to follow.
Unless the second Terminator can be stopped...see the sneak preview videos

Other movie listings this month:
American Movie Classics ... Turner Classic Movies ... A&E ... History Channel ... Starz Kids & Family ... Encore
Starz ... Starz in Black ... Starz Edge ... Starz Comedy ... Encore's Mystery ... Drama and Action Channels and Wam
Showtime ... Showtime Too ... Showtime's Flix Channel ... The Movie Channel ... Showtime Women and Sundance channel
Starz Cinema ... Starz HDTV ... Encore Westerns ... MoviePlex and Encore's Love Channel
SciFi Channel movies & TV-marathons ... USA Network movies

Doc Hudson is the Hudson Hornet
If anyone asks,
I was smashin' mailboxes with
Lightning McQueen

If you like Lord Of The Rings or Star Wars, the White Witch recommends The Chronicles of Narnia...Aslan is on the move

Are you lost without Lost? Join Mike Nelson and friends for a look at the pilot episode!

Previous HBO & Cinemax listings:

November 2008
January 2008

Past movies on HBO/Cinemax have included:

Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith, Star Trek movies, Doom (military unit vs. bloodthirsty mutants on Mars, based on the videogame), The Shadow (he knows what evil lurks in the hearts of men), John Carpenter's They Live (aliens secretly take over Earth), Twister (Bill Paxton, Helen Hunt, technology vs. class 5 tornado), Robot Jox (giant robots of the apocalypse), Teen Wolf Too, The Island (two clones decide to escape from their island prison), Little Shop of Horrors (Rick Moranis, Steve Martin), The Goonies (Anne Ramsey vs. gang of kids for pirate treasure hidden in underground cavern), Cobra (Stallone), Sphere, and various comedy movies More information on: Transmission Test Bars & Tone, a TV classic

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Is she wearing clothes or just paint?
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The fanfare to the HBO in Space movie open, originally composed by Ferdinand J. Smith, has become a sort of musical logo for the network with numerous reorchestrations of this fanfare being used, varying from the traditional horns to piano.

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If Planet Of The Apes was boring, stay up late enough and Cinemax will have something like Play-Mate Of The Apes on again


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