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Pick-Up Lines

     Ahhh, pick-up lines. The great one-liners that can either land you a laugh and embarresment or a possible number. Either way you have to love them. I have collected some of the best here. I have also recieved a bunch from visitors. Keep them comming, they are great!

  • Do you sleep on your stomach? Can I?

  • Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see.

  • I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I'll sure make your bed-rock.

  • When God made you, he was having a very good day.

  • The Bible says my body is a temple. Do you want to come over for midnight mass?

  • I lost my phone number, can i have yours??

  • Your legs must be tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.

  • If I invented the alphabet I would of put U and I together.

  • You be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right and I'll do it your way.

  • Is your dad a terrorist? Cause you're the bomb!

  • Oh! Sorry, I thought that was a braille name tag.

  • You look a bit down. Mind if I pick you up?

  • Your body must be Visa because it's everywhere I want to be.

  • Here I am. Now what are your other two wishes?

  • Is your last name Campbell? 'Cuz you are mmm-mmm good!

  • Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

  • Kiss me twice. I'm schizophrenic.

  • Improve your image - be seen with me!

  • If I follow you home will you keep me?

  • Is your dad a baker? Cuz you've got some nice buns!

  • Are you a Parking ticket because you got Fine writen all over you!

  • "If I were a puppy, would you let me follow you home?"

  • Does your dad work at Snapple? Cuz you're made from the best stuff on earth!

  • Someone hand me a map! I'm lost in the sparkle of your eyes.

  • Hi, I'm writing a phone book, can I have your number?

  • Can you direct me to the nearest phone box, because I have got to call God to tell him I've found his missing angel.

  • I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away!

  • Damn, girl, was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout.

  • If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.

  • I lost my virginity, can I have yours?

  • You have 236 bones in your body, want one more?

  • Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!

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