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Yo Mamma Jokes



  • Yo mamma so fat her baby pictures were taking by satellite
  • Yo mamma so fat she dosent take pictures she takes posters
  • Yo mamma so fat shes got more nooks and crannies than an english muffin
  • Yo mamma so fat after she gets through turning around they throw her a welcome back party
    Submitted by Lovedr

  • Yo momma is so old. When she went to school. there was no history class!
  • Yo momma is so old, she named dirt!
  • Yo momma is so ugly, she has to sneek up on bath water!
  • Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
  • Yo momma is so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a head lock!
  • Yo momma is so hairy, that why she was taking a shower, someone taped, "Apes in the mist." !
    Submitted by Sunnie

  • Yo mamma is so fat, when she turns herneck it look like a pack of hot dogs
  • Yo mamma is so fat, she puts myonaise on her
    Submitted by Crazydawg271

  • Yo mamma so ugly you had to pin a porkchop to her face so the dog would play with her
  • Yo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu
    Submitted by Redtile54

  • Yo mamma is so fat, that her belt size is Jupiter
    Submitted by Melissa

  • Yo mamma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the spring scale
    Submitted by MicroPohnpei

  • Yo mamma so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book
    Submitted by Mack Bailey

  • Yo mamma is like lettuce, 25 cent per head
    Submitted by Davon and Derrick

  • Yo mamma and her family are so poor that when I walked into the house and steped on a cigeritte yo mamma said "Hey who turned off the heat?"
    Submitted by Sammi Cummings

  • Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick,when she looks at a map she can see people wavin!
  • Yo Family's so big, somebody threw a rock through a window and hit eveybody in the house!
    Submitted by Mike Mc Millian

  • Yo mamma is so fat she playes pool wit the planets
    Submitted by HELLRAZER900

  • Yo momma so fat the only thing keeping her from Jenny Craig is the door!
    Submitted by talbinor

  • Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger popped out of George Washington's nose!
  • Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a nickel and two dimes popped out!
  • Yo mamma so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees(a pig)
    Submitted by Rahii

  • Yo moma so fat that she had to put a blanket over the alantic ocean to make a water bed.
    Submitted by Oh goodness63388

  • Yo momma so poor I walked in her house and I was out.
  • Yo momma so poor I walked in her house and I saw a moth pinned to a wall and she said it was a family portrait.
    Submitted by res09xt5

  • Yo Mamma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
    Submitted by verleramir

  • Yo mamma so fat she uses a hulu hoop for a bellybutton ring
    Submitted by sparks

  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a red T-shirt all the kids come running and yelling "Kool-Aid"!!
    Submitted by mdlukas

  • Yo mamma's ass is so big it looks like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.
  • Yo mamma is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass!
    Submitted by Hotskatr2001

  • Yo momma so fat that she uses the highway as a slip and slide!
  • Yo momma so fat that she fell in love and broke it!
  • Yo momma so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out!
  • Yo momma so fat her shadow causes an eclipse!
    Submitted by slick420

  • Yo mama so fat she uses the lawn mower to shave her legs
  • Yo mama so fat she got hit bye a train stood up and said who's throwing rocks
  • Yo mama so fat she uses the empire state building for a tampon
    Submitted by Sunnyboy132187

  • Yo momma so fat shes got six sets of Breasts
    Submitted by FreeStylen2

  • Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

  • Yo momma so fat were in her right now

  • Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise

  • Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

  • Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world

  • Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy

  • Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"

  • Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

  • Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized

  • Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

  • Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller

  • Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th

  • Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too

  • Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"

  • Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!

  • Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"

  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.

  • Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.

  • Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!

  • Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!

  • Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!

  • Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!

  • Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!

  • Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!

  • Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA, Chicago...

  • Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!

  • Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!

  • Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!

  • Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!

  • Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!

  • Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!

  • Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!





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