Yo Mamma Jokes
- Yo mamma so fat her baby pictures were taking by satellite
- Yo mamma so fat she dosent take pictures she takes posters
- Yo mamma so fat shes got more nooks and crannies than an english muffin
- Yo mamma so fat after she gets through turning around they throw her a welcome back party
Submitted by Lovedr
- Yo momma is so old. When she went to school. there was no history class!
- Yo momma is so old, she named dirt!
- Yo momma is so ugly, she has to sneek up on bath water!
- Yo momma is so hairy, when you were born, you almost died of rug burn.
- Yo momma is so hairy, it looks like she's got Don King in a head lock!
- Yo momma is so hairy, that why she was taking a shower, someone taped, "Apes in the mist." !
Submitted by Sunnie
- Yo mamma is so fat, when she turns herneck it look like a pack of hot dogs
- Yo mamma is so fat, she puts myonaise on her
Submitted by Crazydawg271
- Yo mamma so ugly you had to pin a porkchop to her face so the dog would play with her
- Yo mamma so fat her blood type is ragu
Submitted by Redtile54
- Yo mamma is so fat, that her belt size is Jupiter
Submitted by Melissa
- Yo mamma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the spring scale
Submitted by MicroPohnpei
- Yo mamma so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book
Submitted by Mack Bailey
- Yo mamma is like lettuce, 25 cent per head
Submitted by Davon and Derrick
- Yo mamma and her family are so poor that when I walked into the house and steped on a
cigeritte yo mamma said "Hey who turned off the heat?"
Submitted by Sammi Cummings
- Yo Mamma's glasses are so thick,when she looks at a map she can see people wavin!
- Yo Family's so big, somebody threw a rock through a window and hit eveybody in the house!
Submitted by Mike Mc Millian
- Yo mamma is so fat she playes pool wit the planets
Submitted by HELLRAZER900
- Yo momma so fat the only thing keeping her from Jenny Craig is the door!
Submitted by talbinor
- Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a
booger popped out of George Washington's nose!
- Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a nickel and two dimes popped out!
- Yo mamma so fat she smells like bacon at 90 degrees(a pig)
Submitted by Rahii
- Yo moma so fat that she had to put a blanket over the alantic ocean to make a water bed.
Submitted by Oh goodness63388
- Yo momma so poor I walked in her house and I was out.
- Yo momma so poor I walked in her house and I saw a moth pinned to a wall and she said it was a family portrait.
Submitted by res09xt5
- Yo Mamma so fat she has more rolls than a bakery
Submitted by verleramir
- Yo mamma so fat she uses a hulu hoop for a bellybutton ring
Submitted by sparks
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a red T-shirt all the kids come running and yelling "Kool-Aid"!!
Submitted by mdlukas
- Yo mamma's ass is so big it looks like two pigs fighting over a milkdud.
- Yo mamma is so fat it takes her two trips to haul ass!
Submitted by Hotskatr2001
- Yo momma so fat that she uses the highway as a slip and slide!
- Yo momma so fat that she fell in love and broke it!
- Yo momma so fat that when she broke her leg gravy poured out!
- Yo momma so fat her shadow causes an eclipse!
Submitted by slick420
- Yo mama so fat she uses the lawn mower to shave her legs
- Yo mama so fat she got hit bye a train stood up and said who's throwing rocks
- Yo mama so fat she uses the empire state building for a tampon
Submitted by Sunnyboy132187
- Yo momma so fat shes got six sets of Breasts
Submitted by FreeStylen2
- Yo momma so fat she eats Wheat Thicks
- Yo momma so fat were in her right now
- Yo momma so fat people jog around her for exercise
- Yo momma so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone
- Yo momma so fat she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world
- Yo momma so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
- Yo momma so fat she goes to a restaurant, looks at the menu and says "okay!"
- Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
- Yo momma so fat she had to go to Sea World to get baptized
- Yo momma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
- Yo momma so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
- Yo momma so fat when she tripped over on 4th Ave., she landed on 12th
- Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
- Yo momma so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
- Yo momma so fat when she sits around the house, she SITS AROUND THE HOUSE!
- Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
- Yo momma so fat when she gets on the scale it says we don't do livestock.
- Yo momma so fat her neck looks like a pair of hot dogs!
- Yo momma so fat she's got her own area code!
- Yo momma so fat she looks like she's smuggling a Volkswagen!
- Yo momma so fat God couldn't light Earth till she moved!
- Yo momma so fat NASA has to orbit a satellite around her!
- Yo momma so fat whenever she goes to the beach the tide comes in!
- Yo momma so fat when she plays hopscotch, she goes New York, LA, Chicago...
- Yo momma so fat even Bill Gates couldn't pay for her liposuction!
- Yo momma so fat her legs is like spoiled milk - white & chunky!
- Yo momma so fat she's got more Chins than a Hong Kong phone book!
- Yo momma so fat that her senior pictures had to be aerial views!
- Yo momma so fat she's on both sides of the family!
- Yo momma so fat every time she walks in high heels, she strikes oil!
- Yo momma so fat she fell and made the Grand Canyon!
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