Androthi's Humour Text Archive

This week's quote:

"Good judgment comes from experience. Unfortunately, experience usually comes from bad judgment."
















LISTS:

4 Basic Types of Chain Letters

Top 10 Reasons the Star Wars Characters Would Kick Butt in the Star Trek Universe

Top 10 Signs Your Family Is Stressed

Top Ten Ways to Fart in Public Without Notice

Top 16 Signs Your Cat Is Plotting World Domination

16 Signs Your Cat May Be Planning To Kill You

Top 20 Phone Tech Support No-No's

23 Signs You Might Be Too Canadian for Your Own GoodEh?

Top 25 Differences Between High School And College

Top 25 Explanations By Programmers When Their Programs Don't Work

34 Things You Can Learn From Video Games

Top 39 Things You'd NEVER Hear A Redneck Say

50 Fun Things to Do On the First Day of Class (Students)

50 Fun Things to Do on the First Day of Class (Professors)

50 Things Admissions Never Told You About University

55 Ways To Get Rid Of A Blind Date

101 Easy Ways To Say No

A Friend Is...

Actual Bumper Stickers

Alcohol Warnings

Bart Simpson's Blackboard Quotations

Benefits Of Growing Older

Bread Kills

Big Busted Women...
 
Bumper Stickers: Guns
Religion

Cat Commandments

Change Of Careers

Children of the 80's

College Entrance Exam For Student Athletes

Crazy Thoughts

Daddy's 10 Rules of Dating

DOS 10 Commandments

Golf Laws of the Universe

Horror Movie Survival Guide

How Did the Chicken Cross the Road (Computers)

If God Were A Computer Programmer

If I Ever Become An Evil Overlord...

If Men Ruled The World

I'm A College Student

Internet Addiction

Kentucky Travel Tips

Kids Books That Didn't Make The Cut

Kentucky Windows '98

Murphy's Computer Laws

New Chinese Proverbs

Ponderings

Ponderings II

Quotes

Rules Guys Wish Girls Knew

Sarcastic Remarks To Get You Through the Day

Star Wars "Pants" Quotes

The Worst Country Western Song Titles

More of The Worst Country Song Titles

Things You Would Never Know Without the Movies

Things You Learn About Computers In the Movies

Traffic Accident Explanations - true!!

What I've Learned As I've Matured

What You Don't Want To Hear During Surgery

Where Was Jesus From?

Why A Beer Is Better Than A Woman

Why Cucumbers Are Better Than Men

Why Did the Chicken Cross the Road (Celebs answer)

Why Motorcycles Are Better Than Women

Why Programming Languages Are Like Women

Work Evaluations

You Know You're From A Small Town When...

You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If...

You Might be Pagan If...
 

Jokes:

Letter From A Tennessee Mom To Her Daughter

The Musical Octopus

The Natural Blonde

The Nervous Priest

The Truck Driver
 

Other:

Application for Employment

Application for Permission to Live in New Hampshire

The Coat Hangar Theory and Beyond

Glossary For Research Papers

The Most Powerful Word

Review of The Cat in the Hat

Special High Intensity Teaching

The Book Of Creation

Much more to come...

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