Kentucky Windows '98

It has come to our attention that a few copies of the Kentucky Edition Of
Windows '98 may have accidentally been shipped outside of Kentucky. If you
have one of the Kentucky Editions, you may need some help understanding the
commands.

The Kentucky Edition may be recognized by looking at the opening screen. It
reads "WINDERS '98".

NOTE:

1. Recycle Bin is labeled "Outhouse"

2. My Computer is called "This Infernal Contraption"

3. Dialup Networking is called "Good ol' Boys"

4. Control Panel is known as the "Dashboard"

5. Hard Drive is referred to as "Wheel Drive"

6. Floppies are "Them Little Plastic Disc Thangs"

OTHER FEATURES:

Instead of an Error Message you get a Winder covered with a garbage bag and
duct tape.

TERMINOLOGY:

'Ats Awright = OK

Heck No = Cancel

Aw Shoot = Reset

Shore = Yes

Naaaw = No

Hunt Fer It = Find

Over Yonder = Go to

Back Yonder = Back

Hep = Help

Ternit Off = Stop

Crank 'er Up = Start

Sittins = Settings

Stuff At Does Stuff = Programs

Stuff I Done Done = Documents

Also note Winders '98 does not recognize capital letters or punctuation
marks. Spell check has been deactivated. We regret any inconvenience it may
have caused you.

Bill