23 signs why you might be too Canadian for your own good. 

1. You know all the words to "If I Had a Million Dollars", including the
   inter-stanza banter between Steven and Ed. 

2. You dismiss all beers under 6% as "for children and the elderly". 

3. You can easily get several people near you to wax nostalgic on this same
   image.


6. You know who Ernie Coombs is. 

8. You can still whistle the theme to "The Forest Rangers" 

9. Whenever you hear the word "car", you have to stop yourself from
   involuntarily reaching back for a hockey net. 

10. You remember when Alanis Morisette was "Too Hot To Hold". 

11. You participate in "Participaction". At least, until you fall down
    laughing when you think of how your hair is getting "sweat-EE and
    out-of-CONtrol".

12. Your backpack has only one Canadian flag sewn-on. 

13. Unlike any international assassin/terrorist/spy in the world, you don't
    possess a Canadian passport.

14. You have been on Speaker's Corner. Bonus points if The Devil's Advocates
    made fun of you.

15. You use a red pen on your non-Canadian textbooks and fill in the missing
    'u's from labor, honor, and color.

16. You know the French equivalents of "free", "prize" and "no sugar added",
    thanks to your extensive education in bilingual cereal packaging. 

17. You are excited whenever an American television show mentions Canada. You
    make a mental note to talk about it at work the next day. 

18. You have more than 3 friends named Gordon. 

19. You can do all the hand actions to Sharon, Lois and Bram's
    "Skin-a-ma-rinky-dinky-doo" opus.

20. You can eat more than one maple sugar candy without feeling nauseous. 

21. You wonder idly if there is some government coverup of a covert operation
    behind shifting the shooting location of "X Files" from British Columbia
    to California, but you're far too apathetic to do anything about it
    anyway, though it was nice seeing some of the old "Beachcombers" cast
    getting some TV work now and then.

22. You know that a "Premier" isn't a baby born a few weeks early. 

23. You read rather than scanned this list.