New Chinese Proverbs

  1 Virginity like bubble, one prick - all gone.
  2 Man who run in front of car get tired.
  3 Man who run behind car get exhausted.
  4 Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.
  5 Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.
  6 Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.
  7 Crowded elevator smell different to midget.
  8 Panties not best thing on earth, but next to best thing on earth.
  9 Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.
  10 Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.
  11 Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly.
  12 Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.
  13 Man who walk thru airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.
  14 Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.
  15 War doesn't determine who is right, war determines who is left.
  16 It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.
  17 Man who drive like hell bound to get there.
  18 Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.
  19 Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.
  20 Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.
  21 Man who sit on tack get point.
  22 Man who farts in church sits in own pew.
  23 Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.