Bumper Stickers - RELIGION

-Want a taste of religion? Bite a minister. 

-Worry, God knows all about you. 

-Jesus is coming, look busy! 

-Jesus loves you! (everyone else thinks you're an asshole!) 

-JESUS SAVES... But Gretzky gets the rebound, he shoots, he SCORES!! 

-I've found Jesus... He's in my trunk 

-Suicide is a way of telling God 'you can't fire me, I QUIT!' 

-I have nothing against god, it's his followers that I can't stand 

-Heaven doesn't want me, and hell is afraid I'll take over 

-Geez if you belive in honkus. 

-The more you complain, the longer God lets you live.
 
-I FOUND JESUS...he's in the truck of my car...you can see him for five
 dollars.

-Born again pagan. 

-God, please protect me from your followers. 

-God is living in Canada and doesn't want to get involved!