Ponderings

1. Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? 

2. How is it possible to have a civil war? 

3. If God dropped acid, would he see people? 

4. If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2? 

5. If you ate pasta and antipasta, would you still be hungry? 

6. If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done? 

7. Why are hemorrhoids called "hemorrhoids" instead of "asteroids"? 

8. Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?