Crazy Thoughts

Why doesn't the glue in the bottle dry up?
If you decide that you're indecisive, which one are you?
Why do British people never sound British when they sing?
If someone can't see, they're blind and if someone cant hear, they're deaf,
 so what do you call people who can't smell?
How did the headless horseman know where he was going?
What do you say when God sneezes? 
If you mated a bull dog and a shitsu, would it be called a bullshit?
If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does
 it stop to help them?
If Jimmy crackes corn and no one cares, why is there a song about him?
What ever happened to an E grade? We have A,B,C,D,F but no E.
In France do people just ask for toast and get French toast?
Why does mineral water that has "trickled through mountains for centuries" go
 out of date next year?
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible
 crisp which no decent human being would eat?
Why are they called goose bumps? Do geese get people bumps?
Why do people point to their wrist when asking for the time, but people don't
 point to their crotch when they ask where the bathroom is?
Is the opposite of "out of whack" "in whack"
If you try to fail and suceed, what did you just do?
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both
 dogs!
If when people freak out they are said to be "having a cow", when cows freak
 out are they said to be "having a person?"
What if the hokey-pokey really is what it's all about?
If quizzes are quizzical then what are tests?
Do illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?
If you're in hell, and are mad at someone, where do you tell them to go?
How can military troops be deployed if they have never been ployed to begin
 with?
If a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to see it, do the other
 trees make fun of it?
Whose cruel idea was it for the word "lisp" to have an "s" in it?
Why don't sheep shrink in the rain?
Why don't you ever hear about gruntled employees?
Why don't you ever see baby pigions?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
Would a fly without wings be called a walk?