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What's new: Yooooooo! Alright y'all! This is it! Upon revisitation it was determined that the existing WWW.THOMAS.COM has aged into mediocrity. Crap! It's all crap friends. But now I'm armed with a sleek, shiny, sexy new digital camera. So let the show begin.

Coming Eventually: a picture of you, all DOF'd up

Quote of the Day, Week, or Whatever: "We're only gonna die from our own arrogance, That's why we might as well take our time." -Sublime Past Quotes Some more words of wisdom: Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the brewery and all of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this beer, they might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered. Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this beer and let their dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver." Intelligent people talk about ideas, average people talk about things, small people talk about other people.

Hey look there's more than one page!
Things I Hate	Things I Like
Band Information	Listings/Ratings Of Concerts I've Been To
Did You Know?	Monster Trucks
Reasons Why I'm Cool And You Suck	Reasons Why You're Cool And I Suck
Beer	The DO's and DO NOT's of Shopping at Safeway
My Thoughts	The Mysterious Page of Mystery
College Humor	Me/Photo Album
Sharp's Corner	The Pot Pages
View My Guestbook	Sign My Guestbook

By order of Devin, you'd positively better get your ass to this site:

Platypus Productions

Other must-see websites:

Explore the mysteries of the mullet at: MulletsGalore.com	If you did or did not like the hamster dance go here: The Jesus Dance (Turn the sound up so you can hear the song.)	Get your Wu-Tang name and post it in my guestbook.(try different combos of your 3 names.) I'm the Athsmatic Enemy of God. Get Your Wu-Tang Name
This is some funny shit: Doodie.com	Register here, you'll be able to find WP people years from now: HighSchoolAlumni.com	A very interesting and informative site about spirituality and drugs: Erowid.com
A collection of really, really funny pictures and video footage. The crashes/accidents are the best: CollegeHumor.com	Some more good videos in the style of college humor: FreeElliot.com	A good site if you're tryin to get fonts and titles and stuff for your website: MediaBuilder.com
Even better than cliff's notes!: Book-A-Minute Classics

Go look at these sites created by friends of mine:

Robin's Page	Platypus Productions	Eileen's Page
John W.'s Page	Mike W.'s Page	Kelly's Page
Sharp's Page

Email: thomasdotcom@hotmail.com