Monster Trucks
Every real man loves monster trucks. Here's a little guide to all the action.
Bigfoot
Bigfoot.com
Despite popular opinion, Bigfoot, (or the big blue ball-suckin fagetmobile as I like to call him), sucks. The only reason he always wins is because he does special favors for the big boys upstairs, including bj's, salad tossing, and anal sex. (That's my theory anyway.)
Grave Digger
GraveDigger.com
If you don't know, then you don't know. It's all about Grave Digger. The only time he's not winning is when he's crashing, and that's cooler than winning anyway. So know your role and acknowledge Grave Digger as your massa.
Bearfoot
Bearfoot.com
Although he's not as slick as Grave Digger, Bearfoot is the biggest badass of them all. He's big as shit, and twice as loud as any other truck out there. So you'd better get the fuck outta his way before he gives you a big ol nasty hairy ball mustache.
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