Reasons Why You're Cool And I Suck
- I'm a lazy piece of shit and you're not
- I have a functioning website and you don't have a clue how to even begin
- You're strong and I have chicken arms
- You play sports and I play video games
- I played Magic: The Gathering and you never did
- You're gonna make it through college while I drop out and start my career at Wal-Mart
- You have money and I don't.
Reasons Why I'm Cool And You Suck
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