Things That Don't Suck
Here are things I like. Don't overstimulate yourself here.
Things That Don't Suck
- Cowboy Bebop. A cartoon about bounty hunters and spaceships and drug dealers. The illest. Except for that gayass Jar-Jar-lookin Edward. She should die.
- Soul Reaver for Dreamcast. Impaling, immolation, soul sucking. Hooray for violence.
- refridgerators that are full of beer. much cooler than empty refridgerators.
- playoff hockey. big guys beating each other with sticks. what's not to like?
- the Cartoon Network, especially Dexter's Laboratory and Johnny Bravo
- The Daily Show, way better than Letterman or Leno
- That sweet sweet Cheeba
- Music
- Sleep
- Hot showers
- Makin sweet love down by the fire
- Beer
- TV
- The new Rage album
- Hokiesmoke
- South Park
- Optimal Optimus
- BB guns, paintball guns, guns
- Hundred dollar bills
- even though he now sucks at football, Brad Johnson still doesn't suck because he used the phrase "dickin around" on the news
- trampolines
- Buddha
- Beer
- BattleDome, it's a mix between WWF and American Gladiators (Saturday mornings at 10 on channel 20)
- Waggily Woo
- MC Hammer ("I told you homeboy... You can't touch this.)
- High performance racing machines like the Vector M12, the Lamborghini Countach, and the formidable Chevrolet El Camino (which can carry quite a load of groceries if I may add)
- 7-11 nachos for $1.99. What a deal! (afternote: the price has been raised to $2.49 but they're still worth it.)
- The Eugene Anarchists. Violence isn't always good but I can see where they're coming from and I agree with them on some points.
- People who really know what life is about and aren't afraid to say fuck what's "correct".
- 40's, especially Hurricane and Mickey's
- electronica/techno
- the idea of paying for Burger King everyday at VT with my parent's money
- Miller High Life, official beer of the M.A.T.
- my true M.A.T. fellows
- gravity bongs
- Ghenghis Bong (maybe I'll get a picture up eventually)
- positive people
- Wesley Willis. And if you don't like him you can suck a racehorse's spermy nutsack with some heinz tomato ketchup.
Things That Suck!
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