Reasons Why I'm Cool And You Suck

I'm all about the MAT and you don't know shit.
I'm not fat and you are.
I'm smart and you're dumb.
I can appreciate politically incorrect humor while you call everyone racist.
I see the value in things you damn as counterproductive.
I accept the fact that you're different than me, while you see it as a reason to like me a little bit less.
I can't remember the majority of my Spring Break and you can.
I either like or dislike you for who you are while you waste time and energy trying to change people.
I recognize the glory in puking your drunken guts out, while you call it disgusting.
I've never experienced the horror of a fudgie blowout, and you have.
I've got the most loving, intelligent, beautiful girl in the world, and you don't.
You went to the Lilith Fair and I didn't, hahaha.