Welcome to my Cool Crap page....This page is filled with jokes, and other useless crap that I thought you'd enjoy.
Some Weird Connecticut Laws
1. It is against the law to dispose of used razor blades.
2. It is considered illegal for a man to kiss his wife on Sunday in Hartford, CT.
3. It is unlawful to walk backwards after sunset. Devon, CT.
4. It is illegal for fire trucks to exceed 25mph, even whengoing to a fire. New Britain, CT.
5. Cattle branding in the United States did not originate in the West. It began in Connecticut in the mid-nineteenth century, when farmers were required by law to mark all their pigs.
Why is Mr. Potato head the perfect man?
Answer: He is quiet, he is tan, and if he looks at another girl, you can rearrange his face.
Have you ever stopped to think, and forgot to start again?
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