19 Things to Do in the Bathroom Stall to Annoy Your Neighbor

• 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,
• 2. Say, "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
• 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
• 4. Say, "Hmmm....I've never seen that color before."
• 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
• 6. Say, "Damn, this water is cold!"
• 7. Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds, then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet boll from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
• 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
• 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
• 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors, saying, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
• 11. Say, "Interesting......more sinkers than floaters."
• 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops! Could you kick that back over here, please?"
• 13. Say, "Come on Mr. Happy. Don't fall asleep on me now."
• 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
• 15. Say, "Damn, I knew the drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
• 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over on your butt cheeks.
• 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
• 18. Lower a small mirror under the stall wall so you can see your neighbor, and say "Peek-a-Boo!"
• 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."