19 Things to Do in the Bathroom Stall to Annoy Your Neighbor
- 1. Stick your palm open under the stall wall and ask your neighbor,
- 2. Say, "Uh-oh, I knew I shouldn't put my lips on that."
- 3. Cheer and clap loudly every time someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.
- 4. Say, "Hmmm....I've never seen that color before."
- 5. Drop a marble and say, "Oh shit! My glass eye!"
- 6. Say, "Damn, this water is cold!"
- 7. Grunt and strain loudly for 30 seconds, then drop a cantaloupe into the toilet boll from a high place and sigh relaxingly.
- 8. Say, "Now how did that get there?"
- 9. Say, "Humus. Reminds me of humus."
- 10. Fill up a large flask with Mountain Dew. Squirt it erratically under the stall walls of your neighbors, saying, "Whoa! Easy boy!"
- 11. Say, "Interesting......more sinkers than floaters."
- 12. Using a small squeeze tube, spread peanut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop it under the stall of your neighbor. Then say, "Whoops! Could you kick that back over here, please?"
- 13. Say, "Come on Mr. Happy. Don't fall asleep on me now."
- 14. Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."
- 15. Say, "Damn, I knew the drain hole was a little too small. Now what am I going to do?"
- 16. Play a well known drum cadence over and over on your butt cheeks.
- 17. Before you unroll toilet paper, conspicuously lay down your "Cross-Dressers Anonymous" newsletter on the floor visible to the adjacent stall.
- 18. Lower a small mirror under the stall wall so you can see your neighbor, and say "Peek-a-Boo!"
- 19. Drop a D-cup bra on the floor under the stall wall and sing "Born Free."