Different Ways to Say Stupid

* A few clowns short of a circus.
* A few fries short of a Happy Meal.
* An experiment in Artificial Stupidity.
* Dumber than a box of hair.
* Doesn't have all her cornflakes in one box.
* The wheel's spinning, but the hamster's dead.
* A few feathers short of a whole duck.
* All foam, no beer.
* The cheese slid off their cracker.
* Couldn't pour water out of a boot with instructions on the heel.
*They fell out of the stupid tree and hit every branch on the way down.
* An intellect rivaled only by garden tools.
* As smart as bait.
* Doesn't have all his dogs on one leash.
* Elevator doesn't go all the way to the top floor.
* Forgot to pay their brain bill.
* Their antenna doesn't pick up all the channels.
* If they had another brain, it would be lonely.
* Missing a few buttons on his remote control.
* Receiver is off the hook.
* Several nuts short of a full pouch.
* Surfing in Nebraska.
* Not the sharpest knife in the drawer.
* The lights are on, but nobody's home.
* 24 cents short of a quarter.
* Not the brightest crayon in the box.

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