Yo Mama!

Yo mama's so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.

Yo' mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!

Yo' mama so stupid, she got locked in a supermarket and starved to death!

Yo mamma's so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Yo mama is so fat that when she hauls ass she gotta make two trips.

Yo mama's so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it HAS to go down.

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

Yo mama's so fat, she can't even jump to a conclusion.

Yo mama's so fat, when she went to the movies, she sat next to EVERYBODY!

Yo mama's so fat, her blood type is Ragu.

Yo mama's so fat so was conquered by a small militia and is now the republic of your mom.

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and out came skittles

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more chins than a Chinese phone book.

Yo mama's so fat, she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama's so fat, after sex, she smokes a ham.

Yo mama's so fat when she get a cut she bleeds milkshakes.

Yo mama's so fat she walked by the tv and I missed three episodes.

Yo mama's so fat she violates 17 different zoning laws.

Yo mama's so fat she has a homeless family living under her.

Your Mom is so fat she can seat a family of six.

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