1) At least one of a pair of identical twins is born evil.
2) Should you decide to defuse a bomb, don't worry which wire to cut. You will always choose the right one.
3) It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts: your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one by dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
4) If you are blonde and pretty, it is possible to become a world expert on nuclear fission at the age of 22.
5) Rather than wasting bullets, megalomaniacs prefer to kill their arch enemies using complicated machinery involving fuses, pulley systems, deadly gasses, lasers and man-eating sharks, which will allow their captives at least 20 minutes to escape.
6) It's easy for anyone to land a plane, providing there is someone in the control tower to talk you down.
7) Once applied, lipstick will never rub off--even while scuba diving.
8) The Eiffel Tower can be seen from any window in Paris.
9) If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown through it before long.
10) If staying in a haunted house, women should investigate any strange noises in their most revealing underwear.
11) All bombs are fitted with electronic timing devices with large red readouts so you know exactly when they're going to go off.
12) If you decide to start dancing in the street, everyone you meet will know all the steps.
13) When they are alone, all foreign military officers prefer to speak to each other in English.
14) Whenever you think a situation couldn't get worse, it does, and it will.
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