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Ahh, you have stumbled upon the MST page, grasshopper.
Wow, you're meaner than I thought you were. Either that, or easily amused... Anyway, here's a collection of stories (most of which were found on FF.N) which were so goddamn awful, I had to do something about it. Thus, I've enlisted the aid of Jadali and Elspeth to bring justice to the universe by butchering them (the fics, not each other) for your entertainment. Just be aware that for the most part, these MSTs are written without the author's permission or knowledge, which makes 'em more fun.
For anyone who'd like to know who Jadali and Elspeth are, click here.
Category: Trigun Summary: An incoherent clichéd character, reader interactive in places, a new word on my "I Hate" list...and that's all before we even started on it. Partners in crime: Jadali, Elspeth, Knives and Legato
Category: Um, not sure. It says DragonBall Z, but it could be anything. Summary: A recycled name and a recycled plot as Anime strikes again in one of her self-inserted masterpieces *cough*. Partners in crime: Jadali and Elspeth
Unicorn by Ice Princess Category: Dark Angel Summary: Predictable ho-hum wannabe romance where the author turns Zack into her original character's lapdog. Completely out of character, completely deserving. Partners in crime: Jadali, Elspeth, Max, Zack, and an occasional cameo from Logan
allison and may - are they sayians? By Allison Meore Category: DragonBall Z. I think. Summary: Yup, I worked up the guts to actually take a crack at the delightful work of Allison Meore. You'll find plenty of stuff to laugh at: grammar and word usage that'd make the Pope groan, child molestation, insults to Goths everywhere, and amusing typos. (I think I'll have to start a "Typo of the Year" competition.) As amusing as it might be, you will not, on the other hand, be dazzled by anything resembling a plot. Partners in Crime: Jadali and Elspeth
The Knives Conspiracy By san san chow Category: Trigun Summary: Oh dear. The first fic my dear little MSTers... well, Jadali, has ever found that could very well be written by a paranoid schizophrenic. Not that I have anything against the mentally ill, just the ones who try to write and make your eyes bleed. Partners in Crime: Jadali and Elspeth
Dreams and Secrets By Little Manga Neko Category: Sorcerer Hunters Summary: Ooh, these ones are doozeys. MSTed for your sanity, Jadali and Elspeth present Dreams and Secrets, Little Manga Neko's notorious incest series. Most of 'em involve graphic ickyness, so either turn back after Carrot's Secret, or skip the lot. This just had to be done. Marron's Dream Carrot's Dream Marron's Secret Partners in Crime: Jadali and Elspeth, with occasional cameos from Carrot, Gateau, Marron, Tira, Chocolate and Milphey.
It's true, and I'm first to admit there ain't exactly much up yet. If you want more, I suggest you pay Patches a visit, and her two MSTers Jadarin and Sonjia will keep you more than occupied. And while you're there, go read Slayers: God's Blood. I know absolutely zippo about Slayers, and I think it's great.
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