'Dreams and Secrets', MSTed for Your Sanity
Installment One: Carrot's Secret, by Little Manga Neko
Jadali: El, I have a favour to ask.
Elspeth: No.
Jadali: But you don't even –
Elspeth: NO.
Jadali: I’ll make a deal with you. I won’t make you do more than one a week, cos these are pretty nasty, and you can pick the next thing we kill.
Elspeth: Oh, alright, if only to shut you up. What exactly are we doing?
Jadali: (points upwards)
Elspeth: NO WAY! DEAL’S OFF, I’M OUTTA HERE, YOU WITCH!
Jadali: (wielding taser left over from Unicorn) Mage, and too late, you already agreed. Now sit down, hold on, and hope you can keep down your lunch.
Elspeth: I hate you with the burning fire of a thousand suns.
Hi, me again!
Elspeth: At the risk of repeating one of us, why do all twisted authors say that like it’s a good thing?
Jadali: Got me beat.
Elspeth: Shut up. I’m not talking to you.
Yes it has hints of shounen-ai I can’t help it I love Yaoi.
Jadali: Uh-oh. This has ‘rabid thirteen-year-old fangirl’ written all over it.
Yes I’m a * Very * twisted and disturbed person.
Both: We finally agree on something.
Jadali: I thought you weren’t talking to me.
Elspeth: Well, it’s not like I have much choice.
Not citrusy though.
Jadali: BULLSHIT!
Elspeth: You say that like you’ve actually read this for a change.
Jadali: I flicked, I gagged, I found MST material.
Sorcerer hunters are not mine. I wish they were.
Both: We’re exceedingly glad they’re not.
The song "I want you" is Madonna’s.
Jadali: Note to self: Go home and burn all Madonna CDs.
Elspeth: You have Madonna CDs?
Jadali: One. Someone gave it to me for my birthday.
Elspeth: Had me worried there for a sec.
How cute!
Both: Oh, the song is Madonna’s! How cute!
My first song fic. I dedicate this to that dream I had about Marron and those tight black leather… Um …. Pants. ^_~
Both: Uh-oh.
Carrots Secret
Jadali: Sounds like some really bad range of beauty products.
Elspeth: All made with the natural goodness of Carrots.
Jadali: Um, the way this series goes, I wouldn't say that if I were you.
I want you The right way
I want you
But I want you to want me too…
Carrot woke up from his nap but still kept his eyes closed. The aftereffects of his dream had left him tangled in the damp embrace of his sheets.
Jadali: Poor Carrot. It's about the only action he's ever likely to see.
Elspeth: And it's always nice to inform the reader that one's main character apparently has bladder control problems.
He was still trying to forget the embraces of his dream as he groaned.
Jadali: And oh goody, it looks like I've found another word to go on my "I Hate" list.
Some days it was harder to act in this role he forced himself to play. But he couldn’t stop now, he could never stop not when the only alternative would forever separate him from those he loved most, and that person he cherished above all others.
Elspeth: Please tell me it's someone sensible…
Want you to want me baby
Just like I want you…
So he forced him self to get up and paste that stupid grin on his face
Jadali: Shame he couldn't spare some of that paste to hold a period in place.
"Wai! Time to find the girlies!" He exclaimed sitting up and scratching his head.
Elspeth: (Points upwards) But isn't he already up with a stupid grin on his face?
Jadali: Maybe he fell down. He's not the most graceful individual you'll ever come across.
Gateau was already gone probly flexing his pecks in the street.
Jadali: …Gateau's a chicken farmer?
He was completely hooked on compliments.
Elspeth (Farmer Gateau): Yessire, them's the finest chickens yer ever likely to see.
When the big oaf wasn’t trying to get in his ototo’s-
Jadali: Sleeves?
Elspeth: Shoes?
Gateau: PANTS!
Both: Information overload…(start twitching on the floor)
No he wouldn’t think of that.
Both: Phew.
Looking around he noticed Marron giving him a tolerant grin.
Jadali (Marron): I tolerate you.
Elspeth (same): It's the author I have reservations about.
His girl chasing never irritated his ototo like it did the girls.
Elspeth: Well, duh. Marron's not the one being chased.
Jadali: Yet.
Elspeth: Sweet Jesus…
But then his brother had no reason to act jealous over him. Damn why did he keep thinking about that today?
Jadali: Um, how's 'because that's what this story is fast becoming about'?
Stupid dream.
Elspeth: Evil dream. Very very bad dream. Go find yourself a nice blue-light on me.
Carrot: Really?!
Elspeth: Um, sure, why not.
I’ll give you all the love
I want in return.
But half a love is all I feel.
It’s too bad…
The bar had its usual host of lovelies, blondes, red heads, brunettes and girls with long black hair. Those he usually stayed away from them.
Jadali: (through bullhorn) Word sale! Word sale! We've got a 'those' and a 'them'! Take your pick! Sale on redundant words!
There hair
Elspeth: 'There hair'?
Jadali: Where hair?
Elspeth: There hair!
Jadali: Ack! (swoons)
Elspeth: Payback’s a bitch.
was never half as silky or luxurious as his ototo’s inky black locks. They had to share a bed due to a crowed room last night and Marron’s hair had kept getting on his side of the bed teasing his skin with feather light touches until he was burning with need
Jadali: …to tie the darn stuff up so it'd stay outta his nose. The End.
Elspeth: You wish.
and had spent the night tossing and turning. With a growl he strode to the first girl time for his act again.
Jadali: Sorry, but I really don't see Carrot having a problem with girl-chasing, apart from the fact that he sucks at it.
Elspeth: How about when he gets beaten up for it?
Jadali: Point.
It’s just too sad.
Both: Yes, it definitely is.
Tall and blonde with gorgeous blue eyes she sat sipping a white wine. Her skin wasn’t as porcelain fine as Marron’s but he ignored that fact and wiggled his brows. "Hey sweetie! Do you know mouth to mouth? I think I just drowned in your eyes!" She said
Elspeth: (confused) Who's doing the talking here?
Jadali: The chick, apparently.
"Akennayo!" and turned her back too him.
Elspeth: (evil grin) If she turned her 'back too,' what'd she turn in-
Jadali: DON'T SAY IT! We'll have to get you a new running gag.
He started to head for another girl when he saw some one enter the bar. "Shimatta"
Jadali: Hi, my name is Shimatta.
Elspeth: Interesting name.
Jadali: It's better than it used to be. Up until a few years ago, they called me Chikuso.
(Obscure Robin Hood: Men in Tights reference for ya.)
He murmured recognizing Chocolate. With an instinct for self-preservation he slipped
Jadali: …over, cracked his head on a step and rendered himself unconscious for the rest of the fic.
out the back door by the rest rooms. On the street again he noticed Marron had left the room to
Elspeth: …go home and lock himself in a trunk, where hopefully he would be safe from incestuous authors.
sit in front of a café. The usual crowd was beginning to gather around his ototo.
Jadali: Marron's got a little bro' too? Cool!
Don’t you want to care?
Both: NO.
Ain’t it lonely up there?
They were all fools blinded by Marron’s good looks no one usually bothered trying to get to know the smart, sweet, loyal man he was. And in a way Carrot was glad for that small mercy.
Jadali: Don't suppose you could spare us all a small mercy of your own and end it here before the corruption peaks…? Didn't think so.
He wondered what he’d do when Marron fell in love? It hurt him just to think about it.
Elspeth: The fact that the nasty author wants Marron to fall in love with his brother hurts me.
He would try another bar.. Another girl ..
Both: Another fic… RUN AND BE SAFE, CARROT!
I want you
The right way.
I want you
But I want you too want me too.
Jadali: The thing that annoys me about songfics is the fact that people, even when all they should have to do is cut and paste, feel the need to type lyrics out and in the process of it make irritating typos.
Elspeth: Hear hear.
Marron watched his brother sneak out of the bar his shoulders slumped. His onii-san must have been rejected.
Both: Big surprise. It's what he does best.
If only he was more suave he would have girls falling in his lap. Marron hid a smile, he would never tell his precious carrot to change.
Jadali (Marron): It's my root vegetable, and you're not going to get it from me! MUAHAHA!
Elspeth: -_-*
He much preferred it this way.
Both: We'd prefer it if the series would stop right here.
Leaving the tip on the table
Elspeth: But…isn't he outside anyway?
Jadali: Maybe there are tables on the footpath.
he silently followed carrot to his next destination.
Jadali (Marron, Steve-Irwinesque): Crikey, he's a beauty. Roight, we're gunna follow this veggie to 'is new 'abitat.
Elspeth: -_-*
Jadali: Stop that!
One-way love is just a fantasy. To share is precious pure and fair.
Yes that’s it. Just a little something I’ve been wanting to try but never had the courage too.
Elspeth: *evil grin*
Jadali: NOOO!
Elspeth: *face falls* Spoilsport.
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Both: NOOO!
Jadali: Look on the bright side: at least the first instalment is over and done with.
Elspeth: True enough. But I still hate you for making me do this.
Jadali: Shaddap.