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Tosha was upset and started crying when Jenny beat her at checkers for the eighth time in a row.
Jenny: "Oh! Cry me a river, Tosha. For Pete's sake! It was just a game."
Tosha: "I can't cry you a river. That's impossible."
Jenny: "How's that?"
Tosha: "Because rivers have fresh water and tears are salty."
Jenny: "All right...fine...then cry me an ocean!!"
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