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School Bus Trip Poem


This kid really had problems
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Alien Baby Poem


Over eating kid gives birth
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Sid's class was getting on a school bus
En route to the zoo.
I waved to him and noticed the loose string
On his right shoe.
I called him
But he did not stop.
He jumped to make a bunny hop.
His shoe flew off and went kerplop
On the bus driver's head.
"Oh, oh, yatta tatta boy! Oh, oh, yatta tatta boy!
Oh, oh, yatta tatta boy!"
Was all the driver said.
Once on the bus
He took a seat
Then tied his shoelace nice and neat.
Just as the bus started to go
He gazed out of the side window.
Sid stood up and he said, "OH, no!
My lunch is on the classroom floor.
I've got to go and get it - please?
Oh, no! Here comes a great big sneeze
KACHOO!!!"
And someone said, "Bless You."
The sneeze sprayed the face of a kid
Who stood and said,
"Golly gee, Sid!
I do not like sneeze spray on me.
Next time cover up
Like this - see?"
He covered up his face to show
How to keep your sneeze spray from go
Ing all over the place and
Then faked a sneeze into his hand.
But when he took his hand away
His face was red, and blue, and gray.
No one knew why he looked that way.
And no one had a word to say.
The driver stopped and Sid jumped down;
Started to run where he was bound.
He ran, he skipped, he hopped, he tripped
On a sidewalk crack.
What a blip!
He sailed up in the air and then;
Came falling right back down
That's when;
He scraped his knee and nicked his chin;
Got nine whole stitches;
Almost ten.
His mother had to take him home.
No zoo for Sid.
His day was blown!
©2000

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