Times Square. Don't really know what I'm doing here. It's a bit touristy...

This is Broadway, opposite B.B King's Bar and Grill.

This is one way to see the city. On a big red bus. You deserve any ridicule you get.

Mateo the Potato's Guide to England*

This is where I pick up chicks... I mean rare funk records when I'm in the UK

Manchester. Another place to pick up great...records. And it always rains. The people are a little strange, give me bizarre gifts and ask random questions. Come to think of it, they are a little strange in York as well. Hmmm.

This is how the people in England dress...nah, I'm playin'. This is me on the set of Pride and Prejudice. The women over here seem to have a thing for arrogant men with sideburns. Not for me though - I ain't wearing pantyhose for nobody.

Hey - a sunbed...!

Due to unforeseen stupidity on the part of Mateo the Potato, his tour ends here. We did try and chill him out, but he was completely baked (!).
In loving memory of a vegetable with pins for eyes and felt-tip hair.