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LASAGNA! LASAGNA!
Lasagna! Lasagna!
I'D NEVER EAT MUSTARD!
I'd never eat mustard because
I cannot stand the smell;
I'd rather nibble a television,
Or paper, or a bell.
I would eat a gnat
I would eat a ball,
I might even eat a bat,
But mustard?
No! Not at all.
Jorge - Age 8
Chocolate
Chocolate, chocolate THUNDER AND RAIN
Nothing to do, nothing to say OCEAN
The Ocean breeze
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WHAT A MESS MY ROOM IS!
What a mess my room is!
MY DAD
Computer lover MELT DOWN I used to be a snowman
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What a big treat
It is much much better
Than old smelly meat,
Chocolate chocolate
Plain milk or white
I'd rather have chocolate
Than a pint of milk.
It is not all that good for you
But who really cares???
It tastes so nice
So what's a few pounds??
Too much might make you sick
But you'll do it again,
Because chocolate chocolate
Is such a big big treat.
Alexis Overend
Just laying at home
On this rainy day
No school, no work
Not even a little homework
Just looking at rain
While the drops
Drop
At the bottom
Of my window frame
Can't stand the boredom
Of this day
I just can't stand
This horrible display
Rain or thunder
That's what I wonder?
First comes rain
Then comes thunder
Something so easy
So why do I wonder?
Or maybe its thunder...
Then rain
Is this so dificult
To explain
I think I'll just
Blame the rain
Or is it
The thunder
I have to blame
Thunder
Or rain
It seems
Like just
A word game
Marion - Age 11
Tickles the trees,
But with a wave splash
All the people dash,
Ocean is blue
So people have a clue.
I like the Ocean
It shines so bright,
Not only at day
But even at night
The Ocean goes very far
But I have my lucky star,
Danika
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I can barely see the floor!
My little sister Lauren...
Can barely shut the door!
Dishes lie upon the floor
Clothes lie on our beds
The cat lies on our pillows
Where do we lay our heads?
I wonder what's under this mess
CRACK!
What was that?
It must of been...
My grandmother's bat
Hair brush hanging here
A stocking over there
OH! NO! I think I lost...
My faviorte underware
Rose - Age 12
Fancy's my Mother
Lazy Dad
Quite mad
Eats his tea
Cuddles me
Goes to work
Comes back in dirt
Goes to car boot sales
Stamps on snails
Loves fishing
Likes sitting
Hates girly things
Would like to fly away with wings
Drinks tea
Likes me
Come on its my DAD
Megan - Age 8
Now my carrot nose is gone
I lay here in a puddle
Upon this green, green lawn
Sometimes I wish
It was winter again
So kids could rebuild me
All over once more
Altough I am a puddle
I can be useful at times
To grow flowers over and over
But it's not easy as collecting dimes
Rose - Age 12
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