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From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 4/30/2005 8:57:32 PM | Message Detail

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From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 4/30/2005 9:31:48 PM | Message Detail

In every epic, there is a battle between good and evil...

Except for those epics that don't have a battle between good and evil...

This is one such epic...

That is, this is one that doesn't have a battle between good and evil.

But it does have a battle...

It's entirely a coincidence that I'm lazy and promised this
a month ago...

And it's also entirely a coincidence that all of this is ripped off of Red vs. Blue and Bob and George...

What are they going to do... sue me?

Yeah, like that would hap- what?
Oh, right, the epic.

GameFAQ's future: One of the hottest internet sites out there. All of the main characters in that "other" story are long gone now. All that's left are the people who post a lot for no reason.

About when Xim left, Crum became unbanned due to a careful plot device. BUGWEY was still around. But neither of these accounts were human anymore... They were now AI. Or something. Why the hell do you care?

And, many moons ago, CNet fused the site with an online combat game, where almost anything goes, and looks like a Halo rip-off. All you had to do was get the flag to your base. But not before killing people with some kickass mod weapons:

AXE admin grenades: Axe a person within 5 seconds.
.45 New Mod pistol: Can serve a warning from 700 ft. away.
M5 Mod Machine Gun: Good for rapid notifications.
LEAD Mod Rocket Launcher: Can ban a man instantly.
ADMIN Sniper Rifle: Perfect for the accurate banning

Most compete for the prizes. Today's was 100 Messages.

Ha! I do a better job than that Italic text! He's in jail!

BUGWEY: Get over here! Give me a boost!

Crum: Ok. You are a good person... and... people say nice things about you.

BUGWEY: Not a moral boost you moron; A physical one! I need to see what's in that window!

Crum: That window is very high. I don't think you are tall enough.

BUGWEY: I know. I need you to help me look through it!

Crum: I don't think I'm tall enough either.
Also, my hand is round. That window is square.

BUGWEY: Come here, you.

*BUGWEY lifts Crum onto his shoulders*

Crum: Whoa!

BUGWEY: What do you see?

Crum: I see... a room.

BUGWEY: And? What's in the room?

Crum: There are some walls... and some ceilings- Oh wait... just one ceiling.

BUGWEY: What's making all that noise?

Blue team: Kill the reds! Kill the reds! Kill the reds!

Crum: GREEN! That wall is green!

BUGWEY: I have a very bad feeling about this...

*Trumpet plays*

Blue Team: CHARGE!
*while firing their mod weapons*

Red Team: Hit them over there!
*also shooting randomly*

*a red member gets blasted away by a rocket, while a red member guns down the blue who shot him*

BUGWEY: Running time!

Bras (blue): Luck isn't on you; you’ll have to reload, Nick!

Luster Soldier (red): *hits NickBush*
Back of the head!

Nick (blue): OH! Tell my girlfriend that I love her!

Luster (red): She's my girlfriend now, *****!

*BUGWEY climbs nearby ladder, somehow dodging all of the gunfire*

BUGWEY: Come on, Crum!

Sumfan (red): Yeah you want some? I have some for you, and fo...

Crum: BUGWEY, I am scared of our new friends...

BUGWEY: Goats in pepper patches, what is going ON here?

From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 4/30/2005 9:32:25 PM | Message Detail

Mega Mana (red): *Comes out of the blue base holding the flag*
Stop fighting! Stop fighting! EVERYONE STOP FIGHTING!

*gunfire halts, stops, desists*

Everyone! Everyone! Look on to me! I possess the blue flag!

The Enthusiast (red): It's more beautiful than I ever IMAGINED!

Mega Mana: I have seen the top of the mountain, and you shall worship me
as though I were a GOD!

*right as soon as that was finished, 2 blues come up and knocks him out*

Mega Mana: I regret nothing! I lived as few men dared to dream!

Everyone: *looks at Mega Mana dieing*
*looks at each other*
*looks back at Mana*
*they start shooting at each other again*

*Red Maw sneaks behind an unaware bigdaddycole88 and smacks him outside da head*

Red Maw (red, obviously!): Boo ya!
*gets sniped by Flowers of Moss*
Oh no!

Flowers of Moss (blue): Head shot!
*get's hit in the head by a rocket by a red*
Aw, you rocket whore!

Sumfan (red): ...And some for you, and some for y-
*a'sploded an grenade*

Luster Soldier (red): The only good blue is a DEAD blue!

g0tbeef89 (blue) & moreovaltine3rd (red): *ducking behind a rock, in a see-saw fashion*
Hey!-
Ho!-
Hey!-
Ho!-
He- *blown up by a rocket launcher*

g0tbeef89: Weak! You took my kill!
*gets blown up by a grenade*

Bras (blue): I didn't see your name on it!
*while he’s running/reloading, he gets machine gunned by MI4 REAL (red) who was hiding behind a rock*
Oh you ****ing camping *****!

MI4 REAL: It's a legitimate strategy!
*runs off, while a sniper bullet grazes him*
Woah!

Luster (red): Damn!

MI4 REAL: *reloads*

Luster: Hey blue! We're the only two left; why don't we work together?

MI4 REAL: What do you mean?

Luster: I'm coming out!

MI4 REAL: Ok, I'm coming out too!

*both run into the center*

MI4 REAL: What do you mean we could work as a team?

Luster: *knocks MI4 out*
I bashed you in the head with my rifle and you died; nice teamwork you ****ing noob!

Good game, Good game everybody; GG men, gg!
*gets shot*
Bleh!

*CjayC puts his pistol away, and chuckles at the fact that no one captured the flag, so no one won the prize*

*zoom in to Crum and BUGWEY*

BUGWEY: I have no earthly idea what it is I just saw or what this place is for where in the hell Scum is! My only choice is to blame raven, for coming up with such a flawed story.

Stupid, stupid, raven.

Crum: I am confused; where is Scum? I need Scum to tell me that to think! Scum can handle this... He can handle ANYTHING!

Nobody knooooooows, the trouble, I've seen... Nobody knooooooooooows, but Jesus!

Shut up!

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Now that the new $20 is in, please send all of your worthless old $20's to me.
Machine Gun specialist of the SOMUNIST AC team ~ Moonside

From: Medea | Posted: 4/30/2005 10:15:39 PM | Message Detail

Action packed!

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005)

From: warutrid | Posted: 5/4/2005 12:43:39 PM | Message Detail

Luster was the last man standing? That's ridiculous. Mreal could out-stand Luster any day.

Nice try, though.
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From: BUGWEY | Posted: 5/4/2005 4:43:59 PM | Message Detail

Luster was the last man standing? That's ridiculous. Mreal could out-stand Luster any day.

My only choice is to blame raven, for coming up with such a flawed story.

Stupid, stupid, raven.
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BUGWEY!

From: Xim | Posted: 5/4/2005 6:44:43 PM | Message Detail

Don't blame raven, blame ketchup.

This has potential. I like how you worked good ol' Crum into the story. It needs more references to Maps, though. Preferably the kind dwimmerlaik holds and everyone is jealous of, despite the fact it's only warutrid. Perhaps you should start up your story again by continuing with this, rav. It's bound to be an improvement over whatever story is usually posted here.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003

From: Luster Soldier | Posted: 5/14/2005 8:18:11 AM | Message Detail

Not to be rude, but are you spying on Soviet's again?

Nope. I'm not spying on anybody.
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Fear the Eliteness. 226 days until Icon.
Current number of accounts: 327

From: BUGWEY | Posted: 5/16/2005 2:45:39 PM | Message Detail

I think Luster's sarcasm meter is b0rk'd....
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BUGWEY!

From: slobr | Posted: 5/16/2005 2:48:21 PM | Message Detail

His joke detector had gone through the wash one too many times.
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From: BUGWEY | Posted: 5/16/2005 4:21:08 PM | Message Detail

Not to mention his... pants...
*mentions it anyway*
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BUGWEY!

From: heatwizard | Posted: 5/17/2005 7:10:11 PM | Message Detail

Crum: I am confused; where is Scum? I need Scum to tell me that to think! Scum can handle this... He can handle anything.

the line is(rvb names)
I am so confused. Where is Church? I need Church to tell me what to think. *deep inhale* Church can handle this.*line stops there*

Crum: I don't think I'm tall enough either.
Also, my *head* is round, and that window is square.
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All your buisness are belong to us. You will be assimilated. We are Microsoft. Resistance is futile.

From: BUGWEY | Posted: 5/17/2005 7:53:02 PM | Message Detail

Raven said it was from Red vs. Blue in the first post...
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BUGWEY!

From: warutrid | Posted: 5/29/2005 5:26:42 PM | Message Detail

I hope this story isn't over, despite the fact that it hasn't updated in almost two months. If you don't want to write any more, at least provide some closure to the story like so many great web comics have done. What if Infinite Rebirth never wrote an ending to his story? Then it would just be another 350-post topic in the middle of Commodore that purges and no one ever talks about again.

I know it's your story to do what you want with, but you need an ending for it to be memorable.
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From: BUGWEY | Posted: 5/30/2005 2:59:34 PM | Message Detail

Whose? Xim's, or raven's?

Because Xim said he's been lazy / has writers' block.
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BUGWEY!

From: Xim | Posted: 5/30/2005 7:51:30 PM | Message Detail

Er, yeah. Sorry about that. But it's only been a bit over a month, not two. I was gonna have a special 2 month anniversary of not updating and hand out cigars and bags of money and candy, but now the surprise is ruined. You've foiled my plans for the last time, war! And the first time, no less.

But believe me, the story is nowhere near to being done. Remember that stunt I pulled around Christmas? Well.. I'm.. not.. really planning on one of those. But! I tell you this, I will make an effort (you heard me) to update more often. I don't go back to college till the fall, so I'll have more free time. Don't worry, I'd never pull one of those "oops, I don't wanna do this anymore so I'll just end it abruptly" deals on you guys. That's worse than just quitting without ending. At least that way you'd always have room to start up again.

As far as I'm concerned, the story's barely begun! Seriously, what have the hunters done so far? Set off on a drunken journey to find a treasure that probably doesn't exist? Fought a giant Swan? Been captured by pirates? Escaped from said pirates? Met with a King? Had a cool one-on-one sword/ham fight? Mercilessly beat cute little animals to death with over-sized wands? Escaped from said pirates? Been attacked by wolves? Escaped from said pirates? Fought with and defeated the wolves? Begun an ascent up a giant tower riddled with many traps and trials, lorded over by a loose cannon that happens to be able to command enough power to make the sky rain fire? That's barely two pages of story right there. Double-spaced!

I always intended to have the hunters travel all the way through the Backwards Journey, and I still do. They're only on SG-1000 right now. You can always use the systems list as a way to gauge how far along the story is. Also, I've said I would try to fit all the hunters I can into the story. So far we've got like, what, 5? 14? 272? I'm not very good with numbers.

As for the reason why I haven't updated lately, it's a combination of what BUGWEY said. I've been lazy. That's a given, as I'm never.. un..lazy. And writer's block is there, too. But it's not that I don't know where I wanna take the story (I've actually got a rough idea of the next few boards).

See, comedy is hard to write. I can't sacrifice all the little retarded fart jokes and references to boobs for something as insignificant as plot. The plot is no problem, that's easy. It's the little jokes that weave together to make the plot that are tough to write, what makes the story special. It's like board hunting. It's not the hunt as a whole that is cool, it's the topics and people you discover.

And the format is supposed to give you the impression you're reading a topic on a message board. There's no internal dialogue, no narrator. Except there is a narrator, and I've used internal dialogue a few times. Anyway, I have to milk the system for all it's worth. The narrator isn't just a narrator. He's actually like a whole other character that's part of the story. Usually, the narrator is the voice of the guy who is writing the story, but I'm not the narrator, as the dialogue has shown. There's basically three entities: the Xim that is writing the story, the narrator that tells it, and the Xim that is a character in the story. All of them are both a part of me and not me. And I'm not sure what I'm talking about.

I suppose the real gripe I have is a lack of interest. I didn't really think anyone cared, that's why I don't update that often. Look at my last update. I got one response. I guess that's really rav's fault, posting his story a mere week after mine. And on a new page, no less! You're in cahoots with war, aren't you, rav?!

I'll update soon. And more frequently from now on. I'll try to start with weekly updates, and we'll go from there to see how it plays out.

Yeah, and it's a good thing Infinite Rebirth wrote that ending to his story. Yessir. It would suck if he had just sort of quit and never finished.

From: Xim | Posted: 5/30/2005 8:10:34 PM | Message Detail

I guess since it's been awhile, I'll post a description of the characters, so you can remember who they all are, but mostly so I can. It's not really an update, but at least it's not one of those "sort of" updates where the hunters think back upon their journey, and little clips are shown, and they try to pass if off as a new episode. I hate those! Here, be content in reading this. I'll update soon. In the meantime, I'ma go throw a brick at my TV.

~Main Characters~

Xim: Secret Board Hunter. Dreams of one day finding the fabled Lost Secret Board and the fabulous treasure it is said to contain. Self-proclaimed leader of the group. Vastly incompetent. Renowned all over the secret boards for being so bad at what he does that his failures actually trip over themselves so much they become victories. Wields a giant, glazed Christmas Ham that he uses to immorally attack any enemies he comes across -- real, potential, and imaginary. Like all people in this mortal plane or any other, Xim enjoys the sweet, delicious taste of mayonnaise above all else.

dwimmerlaik: Secret Board Hunter. Joined up with Xim to find the Lost Secret Board due to a nasty case of "nothing better to do". Possesses the legendary Map to the Lost Secret Board, much to warutrid's chagrin. Does not actually fight himself, rather, uses his companions to survive battles, often causing more damage to them than they do to the enemies. Never takes a damn thing seriously.

warutrid: Secret Board Hunter. Formerly known as "Drunk" and "ravenwarrior". Followed Xim and dwimmerlaik on their journey due to a drunken stupor that impaired his otherwise good judgement. Has regretted doing so ever since. Though the company's resident meat shield, quite a few of the others can probably beat him up. However, he does have several unique abilities that come in handy. For instance, his fingers allow him to poke things, and birds and squirrels flee from his presence. Also makes a fine scapegoat. Xim and the others like to make outrageous claims like he caused World War II by wearing mismatched socks.

DocProc: Secret Board Hunter. Rallied to Xim's cause when his shake-down of elementary kids didn't turn much of a profit. Though supposedly a doctor, DocProc has yet to assist any wounds the others have suffered due to their incompetence. This is due to his own incompetence. Has not really participated in any fights, but usually fends off enemies by prescribing them awful-tasting, expensive medicine that causes worse side-effects than the symptoms it's supposed to treat.

slobr: Secret Board Hunter. Joined Xim along with DocProc for similar reasons. Extremely lazy. Prefers television over all things that are not television. Illegally owns a mod gun; how he acquired it is unknown. Though he goofs around just as much as the others, slobr is generally more careful and leery of trusting new people, despite how he tries to appear.

ravenwarrior: Secret Board Hunter. Decided to team up with the others to find the Lost Secret Board. Widely considered to be a bad move. Wields the magnificent Vaitz Blade, which he found on the secret board by the same name. The only one of the group that is serious all the time (or at least when appropriate). Possesses a noble heart, and often attempts to use his skills for the greater good.

Icarus Ascending: Secret Board Hunter. Until he met Xim, was something of a loner. Commits himself to a strict and complicated code that, among other things, obliges him to always repay his debts. Joined the others in hopes of understanding their strength, but does not promise they will always be allies. Desires above all else to find the Lost Secret Board and be granted a certain wish that, according to him, is bestowed upon whoever reaches the Lost Secret Board first. Though more serious than even ravenwarrior when they all first met, some of the other hunters' wackiness is starting to rub off on him.

From: Xim | Posted: 5/30/2005 8:10:41 PM | Message Detail

Groovilicious: Secret Board Hunter. Joined the group out of concern they would probably get themselves captured by pirates or something if she wasn't around. Though not much for fighting, she can probably beat up most everyone else in the group. Enjoys the finer things in life, such as lemonade and the consumption of. Considers herself Xim's hunting partner. Considered by everyone else to be thousands of times more competent. Even though Groovi is constantly being hit on by Xim, she stays with him because she isn't aware that it's not an act that will eventually stop.

Poor, poor Groovi.

mario man4: Secret Board Hunter. Joined the group to claim revenge on a man who stole his sandwich, which apparently ruined his life. As the newest member of the group, he has had to go through some pretty embarrassing initiations. Let's just say they involved a glass of water and a few cubes of ice, if you catch my drift. Widely known and celebrated as the prize fighter that claimed the world title from an 8-inch tall boxing goblin.

~Other Characters~

Drunkards: Just some guys that hang out at Xim's pub. Have been helping themselves to free booze ever since Xim left at the beginning of the story. Xim now owes billions of dollars to Budweiser.

WonderSwan: A huge bird that attacked the hunters on Vaitz Blade. Killed by ravenwarrior.

Pirates: Some generic pirates that serve Captain Smug.

Captain Smug: Pirate Captain. The hunters' archenemy. Commands legions of blood-lusted pirates. His incompetence as a leader could even give the likes of Xim a run for his money. Well, not that bad, but you get the picture. Considers himself to be the "lord of all the sea men" and wonders why everyone laughs when he says that.

Kestrel: King. A giant of a man who knows no equal in straightforward combat. Rules Dark Tower, the epicenter of the Kingdom of Kestreliscoolland. Has been fighting a tough war ever since his right arm, Kelt Jade, left the Kingdom to pursue his dreams of becoming a secret board hunter. Kelt later changed his name to Xim Vicious. Much of their past remains a mystery, but it is clear Xim still respects Kestrel more than any man alive, and Kestrel attempts to do everything in his power to ensure no harm should befall Xim or his friends.

Mekeshai: An eccentric weirdo the hunters encounter on Web Wars. Grants his "wisdom" to the hunters.

Oni Lupe: Leader of the demon wolf tribe. Though his mother was a mere human, he still boasts an incredible amount of speed and strength as well as a strong loyalty to his followers. Since his defeat at the hands of warutrid, Oni Lupe has decided he had too harshly judged humans in the past. Valiantly leads the tribe as both the leader and elder since the massacre of the adults by an enemy tribe.

Khona: Right-hand wolf of Oni Lupe. Orphaned and constantly made fun of as a pup for being weak, Khona decided to attempt to transform into his Crinos form before he came of age. The result left him in sort of an in-between form, almost a wolf, not quite a wolf-man. It did, however, grant him the power he had always yearned for, but not enough to stand up to slobr, who killed him.

LCC: Apprentice Sorcerer. The group's current foe. As a sorcerer in training, LCC can manipulate the very elements and even cause fate to bend to his will. Whatever that means. When angered, the most dangerous threat the hunters have encountered thus far.

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If you're part of the story so far, don't be annoyed if your character doesn't really match you. I like to think that the characters in my story aren't really representations of who they are in real life, but rather just a bunch of morons that go hunting.

Yep. Absolutely no correlation there.

From: BUGWEY | Posted: 5/30/2005 11:54:59 PM | Message Detail

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From: Medea | Posted: 5/31/2005 12:48:21 AM | Message Detail

Wow, after all that I almost forgive you for not updating.

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"When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro." -- Hunter S. Thompson (1939-2005)

From: slobr | Posted: 5/31/2005 1:50:24 PM | Message Detail

I didn't really think anyone cared, that's why I don't update that often. Look at my last update. I got one response.

I care! I just suck at responding.
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From: LCC | Posted: 5/31/2005 2:34:50 PM | Message Detail

slobr cares! He just sucks at responding.
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From: warutrid | Posted: 6/2/2005 12:35:32 AM | Message Detail

You heard the man; he cares! He just lacks the ability to respond well!

I guess you're right about continuing the story, and I didn't mean for you to just make an abrupt "oh-there-it-is" kind of ending, but rather just to make sure you didn't quit until it was over. I didn't respond to that last update because I'm still confused about BUGWEY's identity. I don't trust that guy.

I read your post on NinjaMaster's board about how you thought no one cared about our heroes' adventures, and felt I should say something before you acted on it. I've seen you act, and it ain't pretty.
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¯|¯|Z** Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. **][ |)

From: BUGWEY | Posted: 6/2/2005 6:29:00 PM | Message Detail

BUGWEY's identdy is even confusing to me BUGWEY.
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BUGWEY!

From: slobr | Posted: 6/2/2005 6:46:17 PM | Message Detail

I just talked to slobr, and he says that, although he thoroughly enjoys reading your updates, he feels that any response he makes would not do justice to the superb quality of said story being written.

As for BUGWEY, well, there's a little piece of BUGWEY in all of us. At least, those of us who were around for dinner tonight. The rest will just get leftovers.
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¯¯¯ - §£øß®

From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 6/2/2005 8:12:08 PM | Message Detail

The stories great, because it makes me feel special, like I'll be remembered here.

Not famous or anything, just cool.
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Now that the new $20 is in, please send all of your worthless old $20's to me.
Machine Gun specialist of the SOMUNIST AC team ~ Moonside

From: Xim | Posted: 6/7/2005 5:11:59 PM | Message Detail

I've seen you act, and it ain't pretty.

I told you never to mention that again! I was young, I needed the money!

Yeah, I decided to post as BUGWEY for no particular reason on that one. But it was me, so don't worry about that. I thought you were a part of BUGWEY, war. I can see how it might be confusing if you aren't. You want in? You'll save up to 5 cents on every call! Act now, this offer will not last*! Actually, I'm not sure how much authority I have with invitations, since LCC made the account, but I didn't let that stop me from inviting xxxBig Red Machinexxx and LMAO ANIME FANBOYS. They seemed like good guys.

Well, it looks like everybody seems to like the story, so I'll just have to look for another excuse for not updating to ride as far as I can.

New update, like, soon.
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...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003
*It will. Some restrictions apply**. See box for details.
**None.

From: Xim | Posted: 6/7/2005 5:29:18 PM | Message Detail

The hunters, despite being burdened by the weight of separation and the always burdensome incompetence, have made it considerably further up the seemingly never-ending tower. Group 2, (also in Place 2,) now consisting of ravenwarrior and dwimmerlaik, have defeated 3 trials, but are still on the main floor. In 1st is Group 3, with slobr, Groovilicious, Icarus Ascending, and the cheating warutrid. They now face the dangers of the 30th floor. And in the final, but still kind of, somewhat, almost, not exactly respectable, 3rd place is Group 1, containing DocProc, Xim and mario man4. We now join them, 50 floors below the main level..

Xim: I wonder how the others are doing.

DocProc: I bet we're beating them by miles.

Xim: Hah, I bet rav's hitting himself for using the top hat instead of my method. If he had just gone along with it, he might have been with us right now!

DocProc: Sucker!

Xim: So.. how long has he been out?

DocProc: Hard to say. He could be out for awhile longer too, because not only did that goblin bite him pretty good, someone seems to have smothered him with a pillow!

Xim: How horrible!

*mario man4 still struggles to free himself from being killed by his friends*

mario man4: MmmmMMMMmmMFFf!

DocProc: Oh, I think he's coming around.

Xim: Must be your imagination. I think we need to add more pillows.

DocProc: Wait a minute.. my acute medical instincts are telling me something.. I think.... the pillow is.. impairing his ability to breathe!

Xim: That's crazy talk!

DocProc: No, seriously! Watch!
*picks up a pillow and throws it at Xim's face*

Xim: *catches the pillow and presses it against his face*
ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGHHH!!
*struggles to remove the pillow from his face while running around the room kicking things over*

DocProc: See? I told you! I didn't go to med school for two weeks for nothing!

*with Xim no longer holding the pillow in mario man4's face, mario is free*

mario man4: *gasps for air*
Were.. were you.. trying to kill.. me?!

DocProc: Now, now. One thing at a time. We should move on to the next room first.

mario man4: What kind of doctor are you?! I could have done better!

DocProc: YOU?! Don't make me laugh! I've lost more patients than you'll ever even treat in your lifetime!

*Xim lies twitching on the ground, still struggling to break his own iron grip*

mario man4: *glances in Xim's direction*
What's with him?

DocProc: Oh, he's being smothered by a pillow.

mario man4: Yeah, that seems to be going around.
*stands up and walks over to Xim*

DocProc: Wait. I've heard of this! Good gravy, it's an epidemic!
*throws himself onto a nearby pillow and shouts muffled curses while thrashing about*

LCC: What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Xim: *raises his head and lets the pillow drop to the floor*
What do you mean?

mario man4: Hey, you're free!

Xim: Of course. It's just a pillow, mario.

DocProc: *also raises his head*
Yeah, don't act so surprised.

Xim: So what next?

LCC: The door to the next room has been open for some time now.

Xim: What are you getting at?

LCC: I'm TELLING you that you can proceed.

Xim: ....

LCC: Place. One. Foot. In. Front. Of. The. Other. Until. You. Are. In. The. Next. Room.

Xim: Oh, I'll play your game, you rogue.

*LCC lets out a shaky sigh as the hunters march into the next room, bumping into things multiple times*
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From: Xim | Posted: 6/7/2005 5:29:35 PM | Message Detail

*the hunters find themselves in a grand library of sorts, hundreds of bookshelves line the walls and a circling staircase leads up to a ceiling 20 floors above*

LCC: Welcome to the Study Of Doom! This is where I like to go when I want to brush up on some of the more archaic spells the Master has taught me. It's also a good place to relax and have a cup of coffee.

mario man4: Why's it called the Study Of Doom?

LCC: Er.. well. Nevermind that! Listen, if you ever want to catch up to your friends--

Xim: Heh, he thinks we've fallen behind somehow. How cute.

LCC: Look, there is a key in this library that unlocks the door 20 floors above you. Find it to proceed.

DocProc: I assume this key lets out a high-pitched screeching noise the closer you get to it, right?

LCC: No, it is but an ordinary key.

mario man4: Then I suppose by "ordinary", you actually mean it is forty feet long and glows in the dark.

LCC: No, no, no! It's just a key!

Xim: Then I guess by "just a", you mean--

LCC: ARRRRGH! SHUT UP AND FIND THE DAMN KEY!!

Xim: No need to get testy.

DocProc: You sound like you have high blood pressure. Would you like me to diagnose that?

LCC: You stay away from me!
Look, this test is to see if you are truly hunters as you claim you are. I've heard about secret board hunters before. They say you can find anything on the secret board network. Let's see if you live up to your reputation.

Xim: Well, it's more of a "wander aimlessly until we accidentally stumble upon what we're looking for" skill.

LCC: Doesn't matter. You can't leave until you find the key.

Xim: Yo mama can't leave till we find the key!

Everyone: ....

Xim: Not much for highbrow humor, I see.

LCC: ....The key could be anywhere. You'll have to search every book, every shelf, every floor until you find it.

DocProc: That sounds like too much work. Couldn't you tell us where it is?

LCC: That's not the point! You're supposed to find it to prove your skills!

mario man4: Couldn't you drop us hints? Like, the closer we get, you say "warmer" and if we go farther away, you say "getting cool".

LCC: No!

mario man4: You know, I played this one game once, where some guys hid this troll, you know, the little naked action figures with long, crazy hair they used to make, and we played a game like that.

LCC: Shut up, shut up!

Xim: Ooh, I remember those! They made cool keychains. I had this one where--

LCC: WHY?! WHY DIDN'T SVENGARLIC DESIGN THIS INTERCOM TO HAVE AN OFF SWITCH?!

*after several minutes of discussing 90's fads such as Trolls™, the hunters set out to find the key*

mario man4: Man, this'll take forever!
*grabs a book on a nearby bookshelf and opens it*
Whoa!!

*a strong gust of wind bursts out of the book, knocking mario off his feet*

*the books falls to the ground and slams shut*

mario man4: What was that?!

LCC: Ah, yes. That volume is called "The Art Of Wind Spells", by Gale Torrent. It's one of the more simple spellbooks, very good for beginners.

DocProc: Are all these books so literal?

LCC: All books are literal. Unless they only have pictures.

DocProc: That's not what I meant..

LCC: Are they all magical? Well, yes. They often give a demonstration if the book senses the person holding it has never read it before. Now you know why it's called the Study Of Doom! MWAHAHAHAHAAAAAH!
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From: Xim | Posted: 6/7/2005 5:30:20 PM | Message Detail

*lightning strikes as LCC laughs maniacally, although it happens somewhere on the other side of the world and the hunters wouldn't have been able to see or hear it anyway, being so far underground*

Xim: Oh, I get it. I make a "yo mama" joke and get squat. You actually properly name a room and laugh yourself silly. Hmph.

DocProc: Forget it, let's keep looking for that key.
*takes another book off a shelf*
Hmm.. "Fireballs For Fools" by Fry McFlareson. Sounds harmless enough.
*opens the book and is greeted by a friendly little ball of flame to the face*

*DocProc runs about the room screaming, completely ignoring all those "stop, drop and roll" drills they taught you back in grade school*

mario man4: Xim! What do we do?!

Xim: Hmm.. We'll have to fight fire with fire.

*Xim lights a match and throws it at Proc, causing him to burst entirely into a human torch*

DocProc: ARRRRRRH! It didn't work for some reason!! Ahhhh! Hothothot..!!

Xim: Wait, I have another idea!

*grabs a book entitled "Frosted Flakes" by Tony T. and opens it facing Proc*

*a blast of arctic air comes hurling out of the pages and hits Proc, negating the fire's effect*

DocProc: *stops running*
I.. I feel fine.

mario man: But shouldn't you be burned and frozen..?!

Xim: You need to play more video games, mario.

DocProc: No more books! Let's look for they key in something else!

mario man4: *looks up*
Looks like there's a bunch of desks up on the 7th floor.

Xim: To the 7th floor!

*after a grueling journey up those damn, narrow, stupid spiraling staircases lots of libraries seem to have, the hunters find themselves on the 7th floor*

Xim: Let's get crackin'. Search all the drawers thoroughly, guys.

mario man4: This better involve me keeping my pants on.

*after a few minutes of looking through the drawers of the desks, Xim stumbles upon a peculiar-looking desk*

Xim: Xim: Hmm.. this desk seems to be made of oak instead of mayonnaise. How very odd.
*opens drawer*
Bingo!

DocProc: What is it? Did you find the key?

Xim: Nope.
*holds up a Bingo card*

mario man4: Hey guys!

*Xim and DocProc look over in mario's direction*

DocProc: What?

mario man4: *holds up a key*
Guess what this is!

Xim: *walks over and examines the key*
My hunting senses are telling me it is.. NOT.. a sandwich.

mario man4: Right you are! More importantly, it's the key!

DocProc: Alright! Where did you find it?
*starts walking over to mario*

mario man4: It was in my pocket the whole time!

Xim: Darndest thing. It's always in the last place you look.

mario man4: Well that stands to reason, because you wouldn't keep looking after you've found it.

Xim: Yeah, but I looked all over for my keys once, but never even thought of checking my pockets.

DocProc: One time, I thought I'd lost my keys, and they turned up--

LCC: Uh, guys?

Xim: Yeah?

LCC: How about heading to the next room?

Xim: Oh, right. I had almost forgotten.

LCC: (Interesting. I was certain I willed that key to be hidden under the floorboards on the fourth floor. The only way it could have ended up in that stupid one's pocket is if a stronger will stepped in and moved it.. What's going on here? Something doesn't add up about these hunters. Do they have friends in high places or something..?)

*the hunters make their way to the 20th floor and open the locked screen door that they could have easily just kicked down*

*they find themselves face to face with..*

Xim: An elevator. Huh.

New scenario next time..
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From: warutrid | Posted: 6/7/2005 10:58:31 PM | Message Detail

It's nice to know I may or may not be accepted, but I'm not interested in shared accounts right now. We all really dodged some bullets with that whole Black Mistmas event last year. I don't want to put my account at risk, because unlike all of you, I only really have one usable account.
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From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 6/8/2005 9:53:04 AM | Message Detail

Don't worry. If anyone else gets into that account, I'll just explode and kill everybody.

Hey, you can't make an omelet without exploding a few eggs.
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From: LCC | Posted: 6/8/2005 12:32:46 PM | Message Detail

Nice update Xim. See? You get posts sometimes.

You can be in it if you want, war. As for people staying out of shared accounts, I think most respectable board hunters have learned how to not get banned by now, or have never been banned. All of the people in BUGWEY right now will probably never get banned, though the possibility is still there.

This is the list of people in BUGWEY right now:

DocProc
Mr Agent Guy
ravenwarrior
LCC
Xim
Darthcornstarch
Medea
slobr
mario man4 (not sure)
Groovilicious (not sure, we sent an email but got no response)

I might be forgetting someone, but I think that's all of them. Why name it BUGWEY you ask? Well, it all went down kind of-*runs away*

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From: Luster Soldier | Posted: 6/8/2005 4:05:25 PM | Message Detail

It's nice to know I may or may not be accepted, but I'm not interested in shared accounts right now.

I never share accounts. Mainly because I risk getting a Usermap Axe and if that happens, I lose my only LUE accessable account.
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Current number of accounts: 362

From: warutrid | Posted: 6/8/2005 4:19:07 PM | Message Detail

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From: warutrid | Posted: 6/8/2005 4:20:44 PM | Message Detail

Well, I'd hate to pass up an opportunity like that, even if it's only because I want to be on that fancy list.

My e-mail's in my profile.
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From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 6/8/2005 6:49:13 PM | Message Detail

You're really not passing up an opportunity. You can be in it any time you want.

And Luster... I don't really think you're "BUGWEY" material, anyway.
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From: Luster Soldier | Posted: 6/9/2005 8:08:39 PM | Message Detail

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From: LCC | Posted: 6/9/2005 8:31:04 PM | Message Detail

*thinks about it for a second*

Nope, that still doesn't make you worth letting into BUGWEY, not like you even want in anyways. Having a high number of accounts still does not stop you from being one person whom few people find humorous.
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From: slobr | Posted: 6/9/2005 8:57:20 PM | Message Detail

Who says BUGWEY wants a big usermap? Is that all you - no, I'm not getting dragged into this idiocy again.

I don't think Groovilicious is in. She said her usermap wasn't exactly spotless. Ooooo, mystery! *eats said cheerios*

Nice update, Xim. I bought twelve!
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From: BUGWEY | Posted: 6/10/2005 1:08:45 PM | Message Detail

What'd he say? I missed it.
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BUGWEY!

From: Mud Turkey 13 | Posted: 6/11/2005 11:46:58 PM | Message Detail

The story seems pretty awesome from what I've read so far, Xim, but it's almost 2am so I'll finish it later.

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From: ravenwarrior | Posted: 6/14/2005 7:10:24 PM | Message Detail

I've read at least 2cm and hated it! Way too long with almost no plot development!
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From: slobr | Posted: 6/14/2005 9:22:29 PM | Message Detail

And the characters! I mean, what kind of ridiculous name is slobr?!
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From: mario man4 | Posted: 6/18/2005 6:23:57 AM | Message Detail

I swear, this is the most hilarious thing I've ever read here at GameFAQs. Keep up the good work, Xim!
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From: BUGWEY | Posted: 6/18/2005 5:33:20 PM | Message Detail

*applause and whatnot*

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From: Xim | Posted: 6/19/2005 12:17:04 AM | Message Detail

Well, here we are. One year after this train wreck also know as a story began. We've learned so many things, such as hot dogs take at least three weeks to order, or that a goat in a pepper patch is a horrible analogy for stupid people. So many valuable, applicable lessons to everyday life. Hopefully you've learned from the hunters' example and will try to be more like them. Consider it a way of avoiding overpopulation. Ah, we've shared many laughs (mostly at the expense of others) this past year, but I'm afraid this will have to be the last update.

My apologies, I know I said I wouldn't do this, but there's just not enough time in my schedule to keep this up. It's been fun, but now it's time to enjoy the final installment of Quest For The Lost Secret Board. I hope you had as much fun reading it as much as I did writing it.

mario man4: Elevator.. hm..

DocProc: Well, seems harmless enough.

*Proc and Xim begin to walk into the elevator*

mario man4: *grabs their arms*
Wait!

Xim: What is it, mario?

mario man4: I think.. I think there's something wrong here. This seems awfully familiar.

Xim: Deja Vu, eh? They say that's the first sign of breast cancer.

*not wanting to admit he's about as familiar with medicine as the back of his head, DocProc feigns knowledge and essentially admits it anyway*

DocProc: A-ah, yes. I do believe you're right.

*luckily, they're all morons here so it didn't matter*

mario man4: Oh, uh.. nevermind then!
*enters the elevator with a nervous look on his face*

*as the elevator door closes, a disturbing conversation begins*

mario man4: So Proc.. How much is it for a mammogram?

*several awkward minutes later*

Ha ha! I tricked you, it's still the same scenario, not a new one!

Xim: Wow, we sure have been in this elevator for awhile, huh?

*suddenly the elevator doors open*

mario man4: Huh. Nothing bad happened.

Xim: What's that?

mario man4: Nothing!
*crosses his arms uncomfortably*

DocProc: *looks at the elevator's floor display*
Floor 2, huh? Wow, we progressed quite a bit.

LCC: Step out into the next room.

*the hunters exit the elevator and find themselves in a small, empty room, lit by a single torch*

*Xim spoke slowly, in a sort of Southern, commanding drawl one only obtains through thousands of hours of practice*

Xim: So what's goin' on 'round these parts, partner?

LCC: Stop that.
Take a look around. Tell me what you see.

mario man4: *examines the floor*
What are these passages? Trapdoors?

LCC: Correct.

Xim: It looks like each trapdoor is big enough for one person..

LCC: That's right. And once you go through one, you won't be coming back. Also, no one can go through a trap door twice, as it locks itself after someone passes through, so you'll all have to pick different paths from here.

Xim: Hmm..

mario man4: Well, I'm in. How about you guys?

DocProc: Of course! Even if it is a trap, there's not much else we can do..

mario man4: Xim?

Xim: *smirks*
Our roads split here, I guess.

*each hunter picks a different trapdoor*

DocProc: On three, we all go at the same time.

mario man4: Right.

Xim: See you guys at the top!

mario man4: 1..

DocProc: 2..

Xim: 3!!

*as the trapdoors give way, the three plunge into the dark depths*
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From: Xim | Posted: 6/19/2005 12:17:39 AM | Message Detail

mario man4: *lands on his feet*

DocProc: *lands on one knee*

Xim: *lands on face*

*silence*

Xim: *raises an arm*
Yo.

mario man4: Long time no see!

DocProc: They all lead to the same room?!

Xim: *sits up and rubs his head*
This is all warutrid's fault.

Scenario 3

warutrid: My ears are burning.

slobr: *quickly puts out match and whistles nonchalantly*

Icarus Ascending & Groovilicious: At least we got to be in this one.

Scenario 1

*the hunters compose themselves and take a look around*

*they are in a huge room, with ceilings nigh 100 feet above, which would call into question why the hunters are still alive, so forget I mentioned that part*

*before them stands a wall of stone spanning from one side of the room to the other, reaching up nearly to the ceiling*

*a faint blue light radiates from somewhere within the depths, gently washing over the hunters in an annoying, eye-shieldy kind of way*

DocProc: What is this place?

LCC: *ahem*
Welcome to the Labyrinth Of D--

mario man4: OH, THE LABYRINTH! INTERESTING NAME, LCC! SO WHAT IS THIS BLUE LIGHT?

LCC: ..But it's actually called the Labyrin--

DocProc: YES, WE HEARD, NO NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF!

LCC: Of Doom!

Xim: Valiant effort, guys.

mario man4 & DocProc: *sigh*

mario man4: So anyway, what is this blue light?

LCC: Enter the hallway before you to find out.

*after a childish, but altogether necessary, bout of shoving and pulling of hair, the hunters enter the narrow hallway single-file, clad in pairs of dollar store sunglasses Xim regularly steals on the weekends*

Xim: Hey, the path branches up ahead!

DocProc: There's some sort of pedestal here.. with writing..

*at the branching path, the hunters find there is much more room to stand, and read aloud, in varying degrees of comprehension and pronunciation, the plaque on the pedestal before them*

"From frozen deeps
Unseen, can rise
Below hollow hills,
Tomorrow's hope...."

DocProc: Hmm..
*rubs chin thoughtfully*

mario man4: Now.. from what I understand.. er..

Xim: Clearly this means, that, uh..
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From: Xim | Posted: 6/19/2005 12:18:12 AM | Message Detail

mario man4: *looks left and right*
Look! Seems the path splits again no matter what branch we take!

Xim: What is this, some sort of maze?

DocProc: Hey, wait a minute..

*using their vast, combined knowledge of the English language, the hunters recall the distant past when they were informed the room they now are in is called a "Labyrinth", and, putting two and two together, come up with five*

Xim, mario man4 & DocProc: It's a pizza parlor!

LCC: What?!

mario man4: Well, obviously! Those places are always hard to navigate, what with all the arbitrarily placed tables you have to weave in and out of to reach the counter to order your food!

Xim: Yeah, not to mention they always have nonsensical plaques on the walls, like "Sharing is caring" or "Count your life by smiles not tears, count your life by friends, not years" or "From frozen deeps unseen, can rise below hollow hills, tomorrow's hope"!

DocProc: The symbolic implications are staggering!

Xim: Hm, I don't see any place to order, though. Hey, LCC! Where's the--

LCC: It's not a pizza parlor, you idiots!

mario man4: Oh yeah? Then explain why I'm suddenly hungry.

LCC: Because it's the only emotion your puny brain can handle!

mario man4: Then why do I sense the aroma of pizza in the air, hm?

LCC: Stop thinking about food!

*after a brief, 30 minute discussion of synonyms and 90's fads, the hunters finally reach an epiphany*

Xim: You know, Yo-yo's just really weren't that fun.

LCC: Damn it! Did you learn anything after all that?!

mario man4: I don't believe in learning. It's against my religion.

LCC: Maze. You're in.

DocProc: Are we not all in a maze? Is life naught but a maze?

LCC: Please. Please no more pseudo-intellectual drivel.

DocProc: A choice between two things. A forked road, a crossroad. Where men given life must take it in order to survive.

LCC: That's becoming all too apparent.

Xim: Shush!

DocProc: Whichever end they live on, they lose something. Whichever end they live on, they are unable to find happiness. But, are there really only two paths to a forked road?

LCC: If only it were possible to hurt someone through an intercom.

DocProc: No.. there are infinite paths we must take. There is more than one path. There's more than one path.. to the future.

Xim: *applause*

mario man4: *golf clap*

LCC: *head slam*

DocProc: Why, thank you.

LCC: Look, are you just gonna stand there all day?

Xim: Of course not. How on earth would we get through this maze by standing still?

LCC: ..Buh?

mario man4: Let's take the left up ahead, guys!

DocProc & Xim: Okay!

*the hunters march off down the hall*

LCC: I-- but-- habba flubba-- the.. the.. aHANAFUDA!!
*loud crashing noise*

*and thus began the Labyrinth Of Doom, a maze to test the hunters' mettle*

*all in high spirits, the hunters set out with a spring in their steps*

*several hours later*

DocProc: We're never going to make it out, are we?

mario man4: I wanna go home.. I think my spring rusted over several plaques back.

Xim: Silence! Enough of your useless blather!

mario man4: Yeah, but--

Xim: I have diligently spent the last few moments devising a plan that will guarantee our victory!

DocProc: This won't end well.

Xim: *determinedly points at the horizon*
Deploy the rocket jet! We'll FLY our way out of this maze!
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...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003

From: Xim | Posted: 6/19/2005 12:18:39 AM | Message Detail

DocProc & mario man4: ....

mario man4: Well, it finally happened. Xim lost what little sanity he's been clinging onto all these years.

DocProc: The stress has clearly gotten the better of him.

Xim: Well if we can't use the rocket jet, surely our only course of action is to fly using another method! Flap those wings, Frank!
*points accusingly at Frank, the talking bird Xim thinks is accompanying them*

mario man4: Xim, I think you're a little confused.

Xim: Oh confused, would we?!

DocProc: What?

Xim: ..You heard me.

mario man4: Hey look! Another plaque!

Xim: Oh, who cares?! What is this, the ninth one?! And not one of the ones we've found before now have made any more sense than "sharing is caring"! Mind you, they didn't make any less sense, but I don't think that's possible anyway.

*the hunters stroll over and mario begins to read aloud*

"....From the garth most holy
By high walls ringed,
Fended from foes....
in outer dark
beyond the threshold,
in ormete wastes."

Xim: I would just kill myself right the hell now to save time, but then I wouldn't be able to live to see warutrid's gruesome death at the hands of an extremely handsome man wielding a giant ham. It's his own fault for making us go through this. If he would have just listened to my plea to combine our efforts to reach the top floor we wouldn't be in this mess! But NO! He said we couldn't have more than three people in a group! Curse him! Curse him, I say!

LCC: Finished?

Xim: Well, I was gonna keep going, but I think I brought up enough points to back me up in the imminent murder trial.

LCC: Well then, congratulations!

mario man4: Huh?

LCC: You have reached the end of the Labyrinth Of Doom! That was the last pedestal!

DocProc: Finally! Guess you owe warutrid an apology, eh Xim?

Xim: Huh? What did war have to do with any of this?

*before DocProc has a chance to respond a gap in the wall behind the pedestal creaks open, revealing a new room*

Voice from within: Uh.. AHHHHHHH!!

DocProc: Whoa, what was that?!

Another voice: Whoa!! Hey, what the hell just happened, LCC?!

LCC: That was a teleportation orb. Your friend is now somewhere in this Tower. Even I don't know where for sure.

Xim: Let's go.

*the three step over the pedestal and into the new room*

ravenwarrior: Hey! What are you guys doing here?

dwimmerlaik: *takes his eyes off the Map*
Greetings, fellow Earthlings!

Xim: Yo.

DocProc: Where's warutrid?

ravenwarrior: Long story..

LCC sits confidently on the top floor, watching the hunters' progress through the many security cameras stealthily positioned all over the Tower. With now but two groups, which will prevail and reach the top of the Tower Of Doom first? Group One, consisting of Xim, dwimmerlaik, DocProc, ravenwarrior and mario man4, or Group Two with warutrid, slobr, Icarus Ascending and Groovilicious? Find out next time on QFTLSB!

..Ohoho! AGAIN! I got you AGAIN! You thought this was going to be the last update, didn't you? You're as gullible as a goat in a pepper patch! Now, if you'll excuse me, I've got about 20 minutes before I go to work, so I think I'll go buy a hot dog.
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