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The Quest For The Lost Secret Board
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 7/31/2004 11:37:14 AM | Message Detail
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Should I let Xim have page 3?
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From: Xim
| Posted: 7/31/2004 12:06:22 PM | Message Detail
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You cheated!
Yeah, I guess I was a little hard on myself, but I still think I could've made it funnier. I'm gonna try to have the next update up on Monday. I know how I want it to go, but I want to wait till everyone reads this one first. Otherwise, thanks to rav, they'll immediately come to the second page as the first page doesn't matter anymore, and see the next installment before the previous. So, in a sense, you can thank ravenwarrior for me not updating right now.
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 7/31/2004 5:05:14 PM | Message Detail
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HOORAY!
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From: slobr
| Posted: 7/31/2004 6:33:39 PM | Message Detail
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Thank you, raven, I don't think I could handle all the excitement at once.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/2/2004 7:25:52 PM | Message Detail
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Well, prepare to get a fresh pair of pants, because it's Monday, and time to update! Just give me a minute to write it.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/2/2004 7:35:58 PM | Message Detail
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/2/2004 7:37:01 PM | Message Detail
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/2/2004 7:38:02 PM | Message Detail
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See, I get to talk in Italics, making me superior.
slobr: So who are you, really?
Xim: Maybe he's from the future..
slobr: Nah, I don't see any DeLoreans around.
Xim: Great Scott!
ravenwarrior?: ..Like I said, I'm ravenwarrior. What's so hard to understand?
dwimmerlaik: But you can't be ravenwarrior, he's been with us the whole time.
ravenwarrior?: ..Xim's been changing people's names again hasn't he?
Xim: It's quite a troublesome business indeed when one of your fellow adventurers is named Drunk.
Xim-appointed ravenwarrior: Well, we can't go on like this. Someone here obviously needs a different name, and it's not gonna be me. I already changed mine once.
slobr: Ooh! Can I be Thadeus?!
real ravenwarrior: Wait, what's your real name? Let's just use that.
ravenwarrior as named by Xim: Me? warutrid. Oh, fine, I'll change my name back, but I get something in return! I'd like to hold the Map from now on.
dwimmerlaik: Haha, good one.
Xim: Well, okay then ravenwarrior, you are now warutrid!
*hits warutrid on the shoulder with a Christmas Ham, dubbing it so*
slobr: Okay, now start talking, ravenwarrior. How did you know to kill that huge bird with that sword?
ravenwarrior: I've been following some other people around that also have the Map, and I've learned a lot.
warutrid: "Also have the Map"?
ravenwarrior: You mean you don't even know that? The hunter that made the Map made several copies. He must have known he would fail, and wanted future generations of board hunters to carry on his legacy.
dwimmerlaik: So it's decided. Our new goal is to collect all the other Maps and let me hold them.
ravenwarrior: You guys don't seem to know much about this. How did you acquire the map anyway?
Xim: I've had it for a long time. I found it by chance a few years ago when I was wandering around this area, actually. How many of these maps are there?
ravenwarrior: From what I know, there are at least three.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/2/2004 7:38:45 PM | Message Detail
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slobr: We're kind of lost here. Is there anything else you can tell us?
ravenwarrior: I hope you at least know the trigger.
dwimmerlaik: Nope! :D
ravenwarrior: Geez. Well, I guess it's understandable. I wouldn't even know about this whole Lost Secret Board thing if I hadn't run across those other guys.
Xim: About that, who were they? Anyone I'd know?
ravenwarrior: I'm not sure. I didn't catch their names, nor did I recognize them. Anyways, the trigger is the phrase you say to initiate the challenge of the Boards mentioned on the Map.
slobr: What's the phrase?
ravenwarrior: "Lost Secret Board". That's why the WonderSwan attacked you, you said the phrase. The challenge on this board is to kill it using a certain sword.
Xim: Heh. "WonderSwan". Clever.
ravenwarrior: The number of Boards mentioned on the Map are the number of requirements needed to gain access to the Lost Secret Board. There may even be more, seeing as how the Map's creator failed.
dwimmerlaik: But wouldn't that mean since we have the Blade, no one else can complete the first requirement?
ravenwarrior: No, since I have slain the WonderSwan, that requirement is completed, so no other group has to do it. That's probably why the group I came across was starting so high up in the systems, they realized most other groups would start lower. So, in a sense they're just using you to open more requirements.
Xim: Huh, so it's a race to see who can get to the last requirement is it? Well, everyone else might as well quit, we've assembled a team of the most elite board hunters around right now.
ravenwarrior: Don't be careless. Others might have realized the same thing and are tailing you guys, waiting for you to open the path for them.
warutrid: Dun, dun, dun!
slobr: But wait, something else doesn't add up here. In the Map maker's notes, he speaks as if he's already fulfilled most of the requirements. Wouldn't that mean we wouldn't have had to kill the WonderSwan again?
dwimmerlaik: Yeah, and why would it be alive again in the first place? I know it's easy for celebrities to appear in commercials on TV long after their deaths, but I doubt that huge bird could land such a contract.
warutrid: Ok, ok, we get it. A lot of this doesn't make sense. Let's give Xim some time to figure out how it should work in the story.
Xim: *checks wristwatch*
Oops! We're out of time! I guess I'll update again soon to make up for this installment.
DocProc: Maybe I'll get to talk next time!
Well, I hope that cleared some things up, hope I didn't mess with your head with the name changes, hope I didn't bore you to tears with all the exposition. You might find this hard to believe, but it'll be even more exciting next time! Really. Well, you know what they say: Too much of a good thing.. is an awesome thing. But too much of an awesome thing.. is really.. really.. bad.. and dumb.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/2/2004 7:40:28 PM | Message Detail
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Lag is not your friend.
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/2/2004 8:00:46 PM | Message Detail
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Unexpected/10
So I'm the drunk, eh? That doesn't suit me at all. I'm gonna go drown my anger in your Pub...
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/2/2004 8:02:04 PM | Message Detail
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And you should hire someone to repair that fourth wall.
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/3/2004 10:41:13 AM | Message Detail
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I'm on to you warutrid like a hobo on a ham sandwich...
I will strike when you don't expect it... very... much.
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 8/3/2004 2:25:26 PM | Message Detail
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I hope I get to talk next time.
*cries*
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/3/2004 2:36:28 PM | Message Detail
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I think he mispelled "dies".
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From: Smug
| Posted: 8/3/2004 4:57:24 PM | Message Detail
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Whoa, nice find. So this is what board hunting is all about. Hey Xim let me be in the story! I plan on becoming a boardhunter as soon as I have enough karma to post without restriction, but you'll probably be done by then! Anyways, how can I get into the story? |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/3/2004 6:23:06 PM | Message Detail
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You can't.
Seriously, new characters are only chosen a few times a year, and the minimum requirements for applying are very steep. Even so, hundreds apply, but only a few are selected. If you seriously want to be a character, you'll need to be an active, board-hunting user for well over a year to even be considered. Pestering the current characters or narrators to become a character essentially guarantees that you won't be selected.
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From: Smug
| Posted: 8/4/2004 12:07:35 AM | Message Detail
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B... But I have mayonnaise! |
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/4/2004 3:41:22 AM | Message Detail
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I'm sure Xim will let you have a cameo if you agree to let him spell your name Smudge.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/4/2004 4:01:03 PM | Message Detail
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Well, actually, I DO break for mayonnaise. I'll try and think of a way to add you to the story, if just as a cameo. Hey, based on what we've learned through warutrid, you might already be in the story!
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From: Smug
| Posted: 8/4/2004 7:31:39 PM | Message Detail
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Goody goody gumdrops! Even a cameo is good enough for me. You've just raised my determination to become a hunter! Btw, I think the one with the action was the funniest so far. I could never write anything this good... well, thanks a quadrillion!
*is as giddy as a schoolgirl* |
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From: LCC
| Posted: 8/5/2004 3:51:18 PM | Message Detail
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I would ask to be in this story, if i had actually went through all the systems. But, unfortunately I have not, which merits not my entrance into any hunter of boards novel.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/8/2004 2:41:19 AM | Message Detail
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You'll be in the story, and you'll like it, dammit!
Well, nice leotard, Smug. You know, it's never too early to start hunting. Just because you can't post doesn't mean you can't search for secret boards. ¬_¬
I meant to update earlier, but I came down with a rather nasty case of not mayonnaise. So, I'll update now. Uno moment, por favor. (That's as good as my Spanish gets.)
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/8/2004 2:50:04 AM | Message Detail
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The Quest For The Lost Secret Board: A Tale Wherein "Heroes" Of Misbegotten Means Fail To Attempt To Save The World, In Order To Seek Out Fortune For Selfish Ambitions.
We join our hunting friends several hours after the exposition. They now trudge on through the difficult to navigate (yet sweet-smelling) marshlands of VirtualBoy.
*DocProc hangs back for Xim to catch up, who is currently lost in thought*
DocProc: Great! Now that we know what to do, there's no one that can stop us!
Xim: Yeah..
DocProc: ..Hey, what's up, Xim? You look kind of.. preoccupied.
Xim: I've just been thinking about all this. Trying to take it all in.
DocProc: Yeah, I guess it is a lot to grasp. But we'll be rich! Why dwell upon a few minor plot holes?
Xim: No, it's not that, it's just.. Something doesn't seem right about all of this.
DocProc: What do you mean?
Xim: It's the Map. The more I think about it, the less it makes sense. How in the world could that hunter have known the exact things to do to fulfill a requirement, and which boards to do them on? I've been thinking a lot, and finally it hit me.
DocProc: You have a theory?
Xim: Yes. This Map was not made by someone looking for the Lost Secret Board.
DocProc: What?! That makes even less sense than Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Xim: No, think about it. Whoever made the Map had to have known how to get there already. I may just be grasping at straws here, but my guess is this is all just an old-fashioned board hunt. The "journal entries" are just subtle clues to find each board, just like board hunts have clues to find the next board. And in an ordinary board hunt, you have to find a bunch of other boards before you can get to the last board to claim the prize, just like this.
DocProc: Hey, that is kind of strange.. Well, who could be pulling the strings? I thought no one knew where the Board is.
Xim: *shakes head*
Not only that, but I realize now that our predecessors must have had these Maps in their possession when they were hunting. That's why there's more than one, it was to give everyone a fair chance.
And they all failed. How can we succeed where the likes of Interceptor and SBH have failed?
DocProc: Well, all I know is, I've made up for my absence from the last chapter, so we should catch up to the others now.
Xim: ..Okay.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/8/2004 2:50:28 AM | Message Detail
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*seconds later*
warutrid: Hey, Xim. We've run into a bit of a problem here.
Xim: Problem?
ravenwarrior: Yeah, dwimmerlaik has apparently gone mad with a lack of power and gone hold up at the top of a tree. He's got the Map with him, too..
slobr: We all knew this would happen one day..
warutrid: It wouldn't be the first time. In fact, while you and Proc were having your little picnic back there, he's done it four times!
DocProc: Well, how'd you get him down the other three times?
ravenwarrior: We usually tricked him into it, by offering him stuff, then not giving it to him when he came down. But after the third time, he became wise to our smooth talking. You know the ol' "Trick me three times, shame on you. Trick me four times, shame on me." deal. Maybe you guys can think of something..?
Xim: Hey dwimmy! Get down here!
dwimmerlaik: Only when given cheese!
Xim: Fine, come on down and you can have some cheese!
*dwimmerlaik jumps down*
dwimmerlaik: Where's the cheese?
DocProc: It's at the next Board we have to find.
slobr: Why didn't we think of that?
Xim: What's the Map say?
dwimmerlaik: "Board #2: At the cavern of the Ninja's worst enemy, I challenged their leader to a game of cards and won."
Everyone: ....
DocProc: Well, I give up. Wanna go push people in the mud and take their juice money, slobr?
slobr: One step ahead of you.
*holds up Little Johnny's nickel*
dwimmerlaik: Hey, come on guys. This for the cheese!
ravenwarrior: Think about it logically. The Board's name must be hinted somewhere in that clue.
warutrid: Okay, it definitely in a cave, so let's just keep an eye out for that.
Xim: But I don't remember any boards around here that would fit that description.
dwimmerlaik: And what the wonderswan is a "Ninja's worst enemy"?
Xim: The honorable Ninja have no enemy. Because they're too badass.
DocProc: Feh, pirates could kick their asses!
Xim: Pirates?! How could expert assassins that are trained in every known form of martial art from the age of 4 be compared to some drunken fools that waste their lives searching for treasure?
slobr: Isn't that kind of what we are?
DocProc: Everyone knows Pirates are cooler. Bunch'a men of the sea would never lose to some wussy hide-in-the-dark man.
Xim: No way, Ninjas are much cooler! Besides, Pirates are so sixteenth century. Look at all the modern Ninjas of today. Ryu Hayabusa, that guy from the PS2 Shinobi game.. the list goes on.
DocProc: My point exactly! They don't know how to step down gracefully!
When the age of the Pirates came to a close, unlike the Ninjas, they must have sensed it. Probably, they gathered together one evening, slapped each other on the back and said, "Hey, good job."
Everyone: !
warutrid: Now I get it! The Ninja's worst enemy is
*grabs for Map*
dwimmerlaik: *dodges*
You already tried that one, I'm afraid.
Xim: Okay, everybody keep an eye out for a Losers' Cave.
DocProc: ò_ó
To win a game of cards with a drunken Spaniard. Can our pseudo-heroes take on such a challenge? Unless you have one of those cool magic 8 Balls, you'll just have to wait and see..
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/8/2004 3:07:49 AM | Message Detail
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I almost had it that time.
On a side note, Virtual Boy is my favorite huntable system.
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 8/8/2004 8:32:58 AM | Message Detail
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Pirates rule!
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/8/2004 9:26:40 AM | Message Detail
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Ninjas: Bad
Ninjas with guns: Bad ASS
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From: dark cloud
| Posted: 8/8/2004 9:42:48 PM | Message Detail
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So, who's gonna jump down from the rafters and kill DocProc via a watermelon..? He must perish by the watermelon, damnit!
Me = Drugged up on Sheep Embryos.
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<34> No matter what happens, even if you become the world's enemy, I'll be your knight.
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From: Icarus Ascending
| Posted: 8/10/2004 9:36:00 AM | Message Detail
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"Outstanding Xim! Much better than that "other" story." raves Pippy Barkolounger, Sr. Editor Lost Secret Board Quarterly.
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Away to the sun! No one's stopping me from lying around. There's surely something to it all. |
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/10/2004 9:48:16 AM | Message Detail
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*edits article*
"Outstanding ravenwarrior! Much better than that 'other' story." ravens Pippy Barko Lounger, Sr. Editor of The Quest for the Lost Secret Board Quarterly.
Ya fired!
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/11/2004 2:15:13 AM | Message Detail
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Woah! Icarus! Haven't seen you in awhile. I must commend your editing staff!
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From: Smug
| Posted: 8/11/2004 4:11:06 AM | Message Detail
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Well, nice leotard, Smug. You know, it's never too early to start hunting. Just because you can't post doesn't mean you can't search for secret boards. ¬_¬
Yeah that's how I found this place. And that smiley looks to be a good signature, given my screen name.
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/11/2004 9:17:03 AM | Message Detail
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I still think smudge sounds better...
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/11/2004 2:22:23 PM | Message Detail
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But if you rearrange the letters in Smug, you get Sgum. Which is almost like Scum.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/11/2004 11:49:44 PM | Message Detail
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Yeah, and if you rearrange the letters of warutrid, minus the "i", you get rawturd, which is like a non-filleted turd. And if you rearrange the letters of Xim, you get Ixm, which doesn't really sound like anything. Oh, the wonders of the alphabet!
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/12/2004 1:44:28 AM | Message Detail
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Well, I'm overrun by a pack of angry ideas for the next chapter, so I'll update here and now.
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/12/2004 1:49:16 AM | Message Detail
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As the scene unfolds on the rag tag team of hunters, they are enjoying a moonlit s'mores roast. All except warutrid, who was tricked into scouting ahead for the Board.
Xim: Man, it sure is good to know things are going to be okay. All those plotholes have been secretly paved, and we can drive safely for awhile now.
DocProc: So what are you guys going to buy with your share of the treasure? There's bound to be enough for us to live any way we want to for the rest of our lives!
ravenwarrior: Me, I'll use my share to fund my search for a certain man. See, when I was still a kid, my family was-
*before ravenwarrior can finish his bit of character development, followed by the rest of the hunters chiming in, the group is swept down upon by a group of bandana'd hoodlums*
slobr: Whoa! What's going on! I can't see a thing!
dwimmerlaik: Your eyes are closed!
slobr: *opens eyes*
Ahhhhh! Pirates!
*it was indeed a group of pirates, and they captured the lot o'them, they did*
*the group is bound and gagged, and taken to a cave in VIC-20 affectionately named "Pirate's Cove"*
*the cave is huge, they are taken down through many labyrinths until they reach a quaint, brightly lit underground lake with a pirate ship, the SSS Es Es Es, floating on it*
*the lot of them are placed in human-sized cages, complete with giant hamster wheels and food pellets*
*their bonds and gags are removed, and are free to squirm helplessly and be generally annoying to the guards*
DocProc: Hey, what's going on?! Let me outta here!
*finishes eating his s'more*
dwimmerlaik: *rattles a mug back and forth across the bars*
Nobuuuuhhhdy knooooowwwws.. the trouble I seen..
ravenwarrior: *whispers to the others*
Chill, guys. Remember, warutrid's still out there he'll think up a plan and come save us.
*suddenly, warutrid is brought in by one of the pirates and thrown into a cage next to the others'*
warutrid: Sorry guys, I guess I got excited and came too fast.
Xim: Don't worry, war. I'm sure it happens to a lot of guys.
slobr: But how are we going to get out of here?
Pirate Guard: Landlubbers, the Cap'n wishes to see ya! Come with me!
slobr: How convenient.
Xim: What do you want with us?!
Pirate Guard: We overheard ye were searchin' fer th' Lost Board! The Cap'n'll probablly kill ya fer lookin' fer the treasure we're af'er. Arr.
Xim: Just him? There are 6 of us, and only one of him! He doesn't stand a chance!
Pirate Guard: The Cap'n can make it happen.
dwimmerlaik: *rimshot*
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/12/2004 1:52:52 AM | Message Detail
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*the group is released from their cages and taken to the rumpus room of the Pirate Captain*
ravenwarrior: Ha! He's even got a peg leg! This should be easy.
Pirate Cap'n: Hold yer tongue, knave! I am the great Captain Smug, scourge of the 16 seas!
Which among ye be the leader? I shall fight him to the death! If I lose, ye be free to go. If I win, the rest of ye will stay on board to serve as me cabin boys for eternity!
dwimmerlaik: That's awfully neighborly of you.
Smug: Garr, we may be pirates, but we have standards, ya know.
warutrid: Weren't we were supposed to play cards or something..?
Smug: Enough o' yer jibber-jabberin'! Whoever among ye be the leader, may he step forward to face his doom!
Xim: *steps forward*
Hmph. Think you can beat me?! You're just a pirate! I, on the other hand, am like a ninja, except I don't have a sword, and I'm not like a ninja at all, really.
Smug: Be that so? Har ha har! Ye landlubbers have no idea how cruel the sea be! It'll make real men outta ye, it will! Look here.
*points to peg leg*
I lost me leg in a fight with a devil o' a dolphin. Critter must'a weighed in at 45 pounds to be sayin' the least!
ravenwarrior: That must have been painful..
dwimmerlaik: More like painfulrific.
Xim: I don't know if I can take this guy.. whoever can come away alive after fighting a dolphin must be pretty tough..
Wait a minute, what am I worried about? I've got a warutrid up my sleeve!
*shoves war forward*
warutrid: I thought raven was our new warrior!
Xim: Don't be so modest, war! Everyone knows warutrid sounds more like a warrior's name than ravenwarrior!
ravenwarrior: Can't argue with that logic.
Pirate #1: D'arr! Here come th' cap'n, ye scallawags! Prepare yeselves fer th' void!
Pirate #2: Shut up, Frank.
Pirate #1: Sorry.
Smug: *unsheathes rapier and lunges toward Xim*
Well.. we're running with the shadows of the night. So baby, take my hand, it'll be alright.
Umm.. I mean, we're out of time. Well, not really, but cliffhangers are cool, because it forces people to see what happens next time. Hah. Be sure to come back next time for another exciting installment of Quest For The Lost Common Sense!
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: Smug
| Posted: 8/12/2004 3:32:16 AM | Message Detail
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*does the I'm in the story squaredance*
Haha, this is really good Xim! You should like publish this or something, seriously. Or make a website devoted to it like a webcomic you know?
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/12/2004 6:10:07 AM | Message Detail
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Yeah, I'm really great, aren't I? But see, that's the thing about secret board hunters, and board hunting in general. It's really, really esoteric. Even if I did make a website-comic dealy, no one but us would understand it. It's both a blessing, and a curse.
Even so, I don't think it's good enough to be made into a book anyway. And if I made it into a webcomic, I'd be duped into having an update schedule. Like most are updated Monday, Wednesday, Friday. I could never do that. Mine is always going to be updated, whenever, I, damn, welll, feel, like, it. Thanks, though. I'm a sucker for compliments. Seriously, I think my ego just grew a few inches taller.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: DocProc
| Posted: 8/12/2004 3:35:08 PM | Message Detail
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*is left in suspense*
More, more I say!
*is addicted to story*
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Doctor by day, board hunter by night... |
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/12/2004 3:40:57 PM | Message Detail
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/12/2004 3:41:47 PM | Message Detail
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I finally get to fulfil my duty as the meat-shield.
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\/\/*3* Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things. *5*/-\
|Z*3* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. *20*|_| |
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/15/2004 5:34:14 PM | Message Detail
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You know what this story is missing? Fads.
*takes a Roll of bread away from basket*
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*shoots Red Maw, Sumfan, Bras, and Flowers of Moss before they come* |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/16/2004 10:43:27 AM | Message Detail
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*takes a roll of the barrel persuasion into action*
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: ravenwarrior
| Posted: 8/16/2004 5:48:44 PM | Message Detail
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*throws roll at slobr's head*
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Now that the new $20 is in, please send all of your worthless old $20's to me.
Machine Gun specialist of the SOMUNIST AC team ~ Moonside |
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From: Elite Gamer
| Posted: 8/18/2004 1:08:12 PM | Message Detail
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*Rolls throws at slobr's feet*
Kinda makes sense. Ish....
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I suffer from chronic apathy, I was going to go see a Doctor about it, but I didn't really care. |
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From: Xim
| Posted: 8/20/2004 12:09:45 AM | Message Detail
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I'll update tomorrow. Ish.
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...(¯\/¯)(¯) (¯)_(¯) ...R.I.P. Scum
...(_/\_)(_)(_/\_/\_)...4/18/2001 - 5/26/2003 |
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From: warutrid
| Posted: 8/21/2004 12:21:51 AM | Message Detail
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You can't update at the bottom of the page, who would read it?
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\/\/*3* Progress is made by lazy men looking for easier ways to do things. *5*/-\
|Z*3* Hard work pays off in the future. Laziness pays off now. *20*|_| |
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