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Grandpa: Ah he's doing a good job. Tia: Not for anyone who isn't male, christian, white and middle, or especially upper, class. Grandpa: ... Like I said, he's doing a good job. I hate Bush and that's about all I'm going to say about that today. I've been ranting about him for a week solid and I'm tired of it. Not a whole lot going on in the land-o-Tia. I've had a couple of dates. I hate dating. Other than the fact that it's free (for girls) there's not a whole lot to redeem this process. It's boring. Probably the reason I tend to date people who are already my friends. First date was a major hottie. Major hottie. But as happens with most major hotties he was a bit... stupid and egotistical. He referred to his friends as his "niggahs" and threw up a gang sign at someone he knew. He's white and he drives a spakin' new BMW that mommy and daddy gave him. What a retard. I wish he had grown up where I grew up, which actually was a ghetto. He took me out to dinner and then we played pool with some of his friends, which wouldn't have been that bad had I been with other people. Hottie or not, I don't think there will be a second date. Second guy was much better. It was awkward but much better. The guy was not a hottie. In any way. But he was really really nice and really really nervous. Which I thought was adorable. Another bonus was he's not a little rich boy. He's the first guy I've been out with in a long time whose parents aren't doctors, lawyers, own a business, run a business, or just have shit loads of money for no apparent reason. I'm so sick of little rich white boys I could scream. He took me on the traditional dinner and a movie date. Which shows lack of imagination but at least he didn't take me to a strip club. cough cough. I had a nice time and got a really sweet shy kiss to top it off. Definantly would go out with him again. I do have to admit that girls get the better end of the dating stick. Guys have to ask you out, plan the date, pay for the date, and look presentable. Girls just kinda have to show up looking ok.... Oh also have to mention that both of these guys were around 4 years younger than me. haha. yeehaw. I want to be Cher when I grow up. Everybody keeps asking me what I've done to lose weight. Here's a hint dumbasses: stop eating stupid shit. There's one girl I know who's got to weigh 250+ and every time I see her she's cramming cheese and sour cream potato chips fried in butter and diped in chocolate down her throat. And every time I see her she says, "My god you've lost so much weight! How did you do it? I wish I could!" ... duh? Everybody knows what they have to do but everybody is just too lazy to do it. I know this first hand. Skip the 20 thousand books on protein - carbs + good fats - bad fats + starvation = perfect body. Here it be clear and simple: Eat less, move more fatass. And from one fatass to another, for gods sake wear clothes that cover up to the gym. Every time I go I almost lose my chicken strips due to some chick with the largest ass I've ever seen crammed into bike shorts. Stop the insanity, buy some $7 jogging pants from Wal-mart. I would now urge everyone to read Stranger In A Strange Land by Robert Heinlein. Good shit yo. Note: Because of lack of participation by the writers I chose and the other writers who submitted articles sucked I will be keeping the name Amazon Faeries and there will be no staff writers. If someone would like to submit an article as a guest writer that is fine. |
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