I'm proud to announce that we're celebrating our first annual Penis Appreciation Month! And I for one and excited! Very! And to kick the hoopla off I'd like to give a Tribute To My Favorite Guys. Why celebrate the penis you ask? Well I'll tell you, it's very simple really, most people who don't have them suck. I, of course, am cool, the other females I associate with are cool, and I'm sure there are others out there but I rarely encounter them.

So I got some flaming email about the following sentence that was posted in my ad for staff writers, "I'm mainly interested in male writers cause, well, sorry ladies, but guys tend to write better and have a better sense of the insane." What is it in this statement that makes it inflammatory? This is my opinion (even though I view it as fact that men are better writers than females on a general level), it's my preference, and it doesn't say that females are under no condition allowed. But you know what, I don't like chicks, and there's a reason for it. They suck on so many levels I can barely start to expound on them. Let's start with what females are good for shall we? Women are good for 1) pussy/head 2) accessorizing/ decoration 3) money/spending 4) cooking/cleaning 5) bitching/nagging and the most important thing of all 6) childbearing/rearing. And in between doing one of the above they're thinking about doing one of the above. Most women take their cues on how to behave from the media, spending little or no time actually thinking about how they WANT to be. Cosmo tells them that if they rub their boyfriends "missing three inches" while wearing glittery blue eye shadow they will have learned all of life's lessons. Oh yes, enlightenment at last. It pisses me off. Women and men both learn how women should act and look at each age in life from media. And you can't really blame men for adapting to the images the media presents as truth because women make it truth. No, I do not like women. However I'm all about equality and you won't find a more staunch supporter of feminism anywhere. If I were working at a place, doing the same job just as well as a man who was making more than me, you're damn right I'd be pissed. But I'm only about equality when it's proven. If you don't do the same job and do it just as well as the guy getting paid more, shut the fuck up and stop bitching. On a respect and success level women will never be equal to men until they stop making themselves less. Women have to spend less time agonizing over their appearance and what others think of them and more time on thought, education, and career. I know I'm a female and I've been using they to refer to the female population instead of we. Well, even though I have a vagina, enjoy straight sex on occasion, and have been known to wear lipstick from time to time, I really don't want to be included in this mindless group that is trying to make itself subhuman by lack of brain activity. And I know this is pissing some chicks out there off so let me go one step further. Why don't I want chicks writing for my site? Cause there's very little a female would write about that I would spend more than half a minute reading. And most women write everything (fiction, non-fiction, reviews, articles) in romance novel style and wording. Without a good subject or style... there's nothing there of worth! So unless you're an exceptional chick, who's able to think of things not involving minute variances of color shade or boys, please, do not submit to me any articles, rants, or flaming emails. Cause I don't have the time or patience to deal with stupidity.

Have a nice day! Enjoy the penis!