Q. Some of the links and words in dark blue are hard for me to see.
A. Looks fine on my computer, what's your point?

Q What was the thought on __ - __ - __?
A. Go here

Q I can't get the stupid game to work. Why?
A. Your computer sucks. Reboot and try again, or just say fuck it and go on about your day. You're not missing all that much yo.

Q. When will the scrapbook be finished?
A. I swear to god I'm going to shove a three wick candle up the ass of the next person who asks me this. When I get my lazy ass around to it mofo.

Q. Why aren't there any pictures of you on the page?
A. Cause I'm ugly, duh.

Q. On your main page, I can't see any of the graphics.
A. There aren't any, learn how to read.

Q. How often do you update?
A. Whenever the fuck I want to.

Q. Why should I apply to be your boyfriend?
A. You shouldn't

Q. Why do you worship Satan?
A. Because Satanist get more ass than Christians do

Q. Why do you hate Christians?
A. What's not to hate? (I don't hate Christians bonefuck)

Q. There's a little thing on most text editors called spellcheck. Why don't you use it retard?
A. Cause I like to confuse people who are too stupid to use phonetics? Sound it out like your momma's taught you boy.

Q. Why do you use profanity so often?
A. I could go for the generic overused smartass answer of "Why the fuck not, goddamnit?"... and I think I will.

Q. Are you dating anyone?
A. Answer varies, but usually I'm about as unsure as you are.

Q. What's your phone number?
A. Back away from the Tia, Charlie.

Q. Will you marry me?
A. It's doubtful.

Q. Will you have my children?
A. No