Once upon a time, I overheard this couple's conversation at a bus stop, and, being as I am, decided to spy on them for the rest of the day. They mentioned that they were going to "La Restaurant Francais" in the High Street, and they were going to sit at "Table Neuf". So, later that day I went into the restaurant and hid a dictaphone under the "Table Neuf" so that when they arrived, all of their conversation would be on tape! Ha ha ha ha...
I went in to fetch it the next morning ("I've lost my dictaphone!"), and they gave it to me. ("Oui. Voici ta dictaphone. Il ιtait sous la Table Neuf!"). I went out into my car and listened to it...
OH MY GOD. It was disgusting! Click on "Pilot episode" to see the full unedited transcript!
Hmmm, somehow I just wasn't satisfied with that. I wanted to see more of this couple's weird antics, so now I devote all my free time to following them around and spying on them. From the material I have collected I can now produce a series of 10 episodes. Enjoy!
SERIES 1 (2000)
Episode 1 The Revelation
Episode 2 The Mix-up
Episode 3 The Woman from Hell
Episode 4 The Deceitful Plan
Episode 5 The Plan Works
Episode 6 The Plan Fails
Episode 7 The Inquisition
Episode 8 The Awful Truth
Episode 9 The Second Plan
Episode 10 The Story of Luck and Fate
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