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Chapter 17 ~ How to be a Table Dancer

We waited for Sarah to get back and then told her.

"Awesome, I've been wanting to break out the duds." We all got ready, me in my tan khakis and a black, beady top with a white tank under it, Sarah in a ribbed white tank, tan leather (foe) jacket, and wide legs, Kelly in a black mini w/ embroidery on it and a matching black tank, and Sarah in a short purple dress with a black jacket over it.

"How, are we going to get out without being noticed, I mean you guys don't exactly fit into a crowd." Sara started to look down again.

"Well, you know we do have to take cloaks so we don't get cold..." Kelly suggested devilishly. "I don't know, say long ones that will cover up everything we're wearing,... hehe or not wearing."

"Kelly," Sarah said fake mockingly.

"I know, and everyone always thought you were so pure." Sara started laughing.

"Come on people, let's get going!" I grabbed Sara and we started for the door.

"Uh, guys, forgetting something?" Kelly had stayed in the Sara(h)'s room.

"What?" I asked.

"Well, for one thing, money and for another the cloaks???"

"OK, smack me on the head and label me 'stupid'." Sara said as she walked back in her room for some money.

"Come on people for a second time..." and once again we started out for the Madrigal.

We passed all of the guards and made it to the Madrigal. It was crowded, as usual. This was a hang out in the city, a step above the taverns where the rouge hung out.

"Nice, music." Sara said grumpily. She was right. It was some old guy playing a string? of some sort?

"I hear it picks up." I tried to get her to cheer up.

"Hey, Sara look! Vodka!" Sarah joked and we went straight to the bar. If we were going to get smashed, why not start early?

Sara started over for the bar, "Mmm, nice bartender." There she got into a shots competition between herself and an old drunk. "Wow, she can hold her liquor. The last guy who tried to beat Old Kidney here passed out." It was a cute bartender. Kind of tall, Spiky hair. Cute. Okay Leah, what is with you. Two guys is enough.

As if someone was reading my mind, I felt a hand slide around my stomach. "Well hello again Scholar. How are you doing?"

It was Jeremy. After my heart got out of my throat I answered, "Fine Jer. How's about a drink?"

"You drinking, nah." He laughed. "Why is a girl like you in a place like this?" He mocked acting shocked.

"Trying to get my friend, completely smashed."

"And is it working?"

"Well let's just say she challenged Old Kidney to a shot match." I looked over at the counter. Old Kidney looked as if he had to pee really bad. I couldn't almost see the bartender behind the glasses. After about another minute, a crowd had gathered to watch.

"Chug, chug, chug it, chug it!" The crowd dared Old Kidney to take a drink. He took one look at it and passed out on the floor.

"Wow, Mistress Sara, I never knew." I knew that voice. Oh my god, they were getting smashed and their students were watching. Oh, I don't know if Sara will live that down. Well wait, an up tempo band had just started to play and someone was on a table dancing. In a mini skirt and tank top! Oh my god, Kelly was table dancing!!! The students moved on over to her.

"What you look as if you've died and seen a god." Jeremy snapped me back to attention.

"Well, see the table dancer, and the drinker at the bar, not the passed out one, the one surrounded by glasses."

"Yeah why."

"Well see all of the 16 year olds surrounding them,"

"Yeah,"

"Well table dancer and the drinker are their teachers, so they are watching their teachers get smashed!"

We had a good laugh about it and then we took a walk over to a quieter area and sat down at a booth.

A waitress came over. "What can I get you?"

"I'll have a glass of the best brandy." Jeremy must have some money, or either be a very rich drunk.

"And you?"

"Lemonade, please."

"What, don't want to get smashed like your friends?" Jeremy joked as the waitress got our drinks.

"No, I'm like the designated non-drunk off my ass girl tonight. I'm here for them."

Jeremy leaned over, "wow, you smell so great."

Okay so Cleon was on probation for like forever, I need someone who can actually do stuff, like lick my ear, oh my god he was licking my ear!

"Somebody's smashed." I sang.

"Yeah, isn't it great!" Jeremy laughed and then for some reason or another I found myself in a make-out session with him.

We were sitting, opposite the door when it opened and I was hit with an icy blast. I jumped back from him and when I looked at the door, I could have died.

In were walking Joey and Mulder! Sara was drunk at the bar, and the other Sarah was talking to one fine guy. I think he was in the band, the dummer, typical Sarah.

Mulder looked at Sarah and Kelly table dancing and Joey was looking at Sara at the bar, chatting it up with the cute bartender.

They both went two ways. Mulder waded through the crowd of boys surrounding Kelly, threw her over his shoulder and grabbed Sarah arm and started for the door. Joey went to the bar threw Sara over his shoulder and did the same. All while I grabbed money threw it on the table for the drinks we had gotten a few minutes ago, and started out after them with Jeremy following after.

I got outside, and gathered my cloak about me. Where were they. Then I saw them, taking an indirect route back to the apartment.

I ran to catch up and grabbed Mulder's back to get them to slow down, "And where do you think you're going?"

"Oh, it's you Leah." They turned around and came over to me. They each set down their burdens and watched them try to stand on their feet. "I think this explains it enough."

"What were you thinking!" Joey asked. "You can't just go get drunk?. I mean were you even thinking, and besides half of their class was in there."

"Umm, excuse me. We didn't know that and besides I'm not drunk!"

"Well I don't think you could carry these guys back to the palace." Mulder joked "Who was going to do that?"

"Well, I'm not worthless." Jeremy came up to us, carrying the cloaks. "If you haven't noticed it's pretty cold."

"Oh, yeah." Mulder grabbed the cloaks and put them on the girls.

"Come, on let's get them home." Jeremy grabbed Kelly and threw him over his shoulder. Man did his muscles flex when he did that. To bad I wasn't smashed.

Joey did the same to Sara, and Mulder did it to Sarah too.

We made it back and slipped past the one guard who when told how drunk they were, just laughed.

When we got inside the apartment, I lighted some candles and pointed Mulder and Joey off the Sara(h)'s room, and Jeremy to Kelly's bed. While Jeremy put Kelly to bed, I spied on the Sara(h)s. They would want to know, every single little detail.

They had taken off their cloaks, I give them that, but Mulder put Sarah in bed, with everything else on, even her shoes! Joey at least took those off. And now the good stuff, Joey kissed Sara on the top of her head, while Mulder planted one right on her lips, "Just in case I never have the chance to again." He told the sleeping Sarah.

"Good show?" Jeremy had creeped up behind me.

"Well, they'll defiantly want to know."

"I'll bring by some hangover medicine in the morning."

"Your my knight in shining armor." I planted one more kiss on him as Joey and Mulder came into the room.

They started to leave when I heard Mulder say, "Well Jeremy looks like we each got one."

I tried not to scream, they would defiantly want to know that!

I went into the Sara(h)s room and took off Sarah's shoes, and over jacket, and Sara's jacket and then blew out the light.

I went back into mine, and blew out the light. I couldn't wait to see them and their hangovers.



Chapter 1 ~ Mythros, Mynoss, and Shakith! Where Am I?

Chapter 2 ~ Secrets, Nobles, and Trees

Chapter 3 ~ Jerry....

Chapter 4 ~ That Don't Impress Me Much, Smurfy

Chapter 5 ~ The Surprises Under the Tree...

Chapter 6 ~ Mashed Potatoes with a mouse on the side

Chapter 7 ~ Secrets and Clover...

Chapter 8 ~ Two Cups For The Price Of One

Chapter 9 ~ Escorts...

Chapter 10 ~ Sarah's Magical Mystery Car

Chapter 11 ~ Why Me ?

Chapter 12 ~ "Misplaced"

Chapter 13 ~ Eyes...

Chapter 14 ~ Twins

Chapter 15 ~ Ambassadors

Chapter 16 ~ The Madrigal

Chapter 17 ~ How to be a Table Dancer

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