1/23/00 Royal Rumble PPV: Miss Royal Rumble Swim Suit Contest
The King interviewed The Cat outside the dressing room, where she told us there was a good possibility that we would see someone topless during
the Swim Suit Contest. We did, but it wasn't pleasant, believe me! First to enter the arena was Ivory, who came out with her usual bad attitude.
Next out was Terri, who definitely received the loudest response of any of the ladies from the eager crowd. Jacqueline was the third contestant to
enter the ring, and was followed by the bountiful Barbara Bush. Luna who obviously did not want to be there was next, with The Kat last but not
least.
Now for what everyone had been waiting for! Time to disrobe, as each lady went in the order she arrived at the ring. Ivory threw down her sweat
shirt, clearly humiliated that she was even having to participate in this event. Terri threw herself into her participation being the little sex pot that she
is! Jacqueline was up next and with the moves that she put on, almost gave Jerry The King a mild heart attack. Barbara was next and although
she looked good in her bikini she definitely didn't have the 'flair' of her previous two competitors when it came to showing off. Also her breasts didn't look as enormous as they usually do. Well, I guess it was the bikini. Luna on the other
hand made it quite clear to Jerry and the fans that she would never take her clothes off for any reason. Finally it was Miss Kitty's turn to disrobe.
The month before she had shown us her 'puppies' at the Armageddon PPV, but this time she limited herself to a bubble wrap bikini.
Just as Jerry said that it was now in the hands of the judges we heard Mae Young's music as she came to the ring. Mae told Jerry and the
audience that they came to see 'puppies' and that she would show them 'puppies'. She disrobed and unzipped the front of her suit while Jerry
began running in horror from the view he was getting! While the other contestants looked on in shock, Mae actually showed everyone her
"puppies"! Mark Henry rushed into the ring to cover Mae up, unsuccessfully, while she continued to prance around the ring. Mark eventually got her
covered up while Jerry got the official vote from the judges. That was nasty!! This isn't wrestling and it most certainly was not funny. I hope they never do this sort of crap again.
Well, Jerry announced the winner as Mae Young, who broke lose from Mark once again and this time there was no stopping the woman from showing her
"puppies" before even the WWF censors knew what was happening. Obviously some of the the other competitors complained to the judges but
most of them took it good naturedly.
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Terri Will Give Fans What They Want At Rumble |
1/17 Raw: On Raw the King welcomed the participants of the
Miss Royal Rumble Swimsuit Competition into the ring for an interview to give us their thoughts for this coming Miss Rumble Contest. King interviewed Terri first. He held up a the Raw Magazine with some photos of Terri that would be available the nextday on newstands everywhere. Terri said she'll do whatever it takes to make every single person in the audience happy. Can't wait!!
The segment quickly ended when Ivory complained, saying that the
fans were perverts for wanting to see this type of event. A brawl
between the participants quickly ensued. After Federation officials
broke up the fight, Mae Young attempted to give the fans what they
supposedly wanted - her puppies.
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